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Airman  #42489 Created January 30, 2009



Liam - August 9, 2009, 3:03 am
You try and memorize a 30 minute speech, not gonna happen. Why do you think news anchors use them? Because who wants to spend a week memorizing a 30 minute speech. If Obama did you guys would say he spends more time memorizing speeches than doing work.
Liam - August 9, 2009, 3:01 am
To Mark: You seem to have forgotten what happened when the prompter went out on your beloved retard Bush. He just sat there like a dumbass because his brain is so fried from coke abuse he can't even freeball it on material he was briefed on 2 hours before
CRaSH... - May 11, 2009, 2:50 pm
Of course not, Mark! GWB is a white man. You can't be racist against a white man! Where have you been?
Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:49 am
Of course to point out these minor mistakes would make me a racist, so I won't mention them. Gee, I wonder if when a black man bad mouths GWB, does that make him a racist?
Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:46 am
Whenever BHO is the subject matter, someone will throw out the race card. The picture shows BHO trying to enter the oval office through a window. His great speeches are delivered via teleprompter and he once said that he had been to 57 states.
FBHO - March 12, 2009, 10:31 am
Why is everyone say every comment about obama is racist, f*** him and the DNC
Sean - January 31, 2009, 7:03 pm
See? I spelled "racist" wrong. Duh.
Sean - January 31, 2009, 7:03 pm
Uhm, 'scuse me, Sirs, but you can take it from an over-educated moran when I tell you that it's possible to be an over-educated moron. Hope that helps. P.S. this poster is mildly rascist.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:53 pm
...I just wanted to point out the hypocracy of the elite media who equate public speaking skills with intelligence.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:51 pm
MWLF, good point. However, Pres Bush has Bachelor's from Yale and a Masters from Harvard. In addition, he was a F102 pilot. Yet, he's attacked on being 'stupid' because of his poor speech deliveries. By your definition Pres Bush is also well educated...
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culos  #42463 Created January 30, 2009



nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 9:38 pm
Hmpf. I can do better than THAT on plenty of them: #14: Be veeeeewwy vewy quiet. I'm hunting WABBITS!! EhehehehhHH!! #33: You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around! That's what it's all about! #35: It's time for your prostate exam. Bend over.
TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 10:08 am
'aim for the a**' LMFAO!
TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 9:09 am
LMAO this is hilarious!
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 2:44 pm
I WILL get those to be SOP for my company =o)
Zed - October 5, 2009, 6:05 pm
D@mn near fell out of my chair laughing! BRILLIANT! But the bottom unlabled one should read "Clothes-line the f*cker!"
PhageLab - March 7, 2009, 1:02 pm
Are there two teams, or what? Priceless.
Roflcopter - February 27, 2009, 6:11 pm
Bwahahahaha!!! Thats f***ing awsome!! You my friend, are a genious!
WTF - February 27, 2009, 1:53 pm
"I brought the wrong ammo again" - priceless!
Danny - February 23, 2009, 3:23 pm
Am I a party-pooper if I tell you that this applies to SWAT (and other police forces), and not the military? But yes, it's hilarious. I'll try next time at work.
Phage - February 13, 2009, 1:56 pm
I found this to be ridiculously funny.
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ALFRED "BENNY" HILL - 1924-92 Spoke 7 languages fluently & never visited the USA. R.I.P. demotivational poster

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 #42446 Created January 30, 2009



Sean - April 25, 2011, 9:30 pm
"Oh Gus the gardener's gone now, and you went with him too. The fungus here reminds me of the fun Gus is having with you." Garden Of Love. It's on YouTube. Perfection.
FatherTyme - April 25, 2011, 7:30 pm
Agreed...*wipes single falling tear from eye*
Toussaint - February 3, 2009, 11:12 am
One of the greatest of all time; bar none. He is missed.
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joe  #42438 Created January 30, 2009



twill1962 - September 20, 2012, 2:16 am
Getting caught cheating once, mistake. Getting caught for same thing again, stupid. Getting caught three times, Patriots!
UrAMoron - June 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
Unless your terrible at cheating, i guess the record would have something to do with cheating. Nobody cheats to lose. The complete lack of sense in this person astounds me.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 8:37 pm
There is only one.... SUCK IT BRADY!
Baron von Tofurkenducken - May 4, 2009, 12:38 am
the POINT: you're MISSING it.
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Airman  #42398 Created January 29, 2009



440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 6:30 pm
French marines have been fighting valiantly in AFGHANISTAN. Howeva France finally sent their ARMY 2 IRAQ bcuz they wanted a coalition colored identification badge.
Yuppie - August 23, 2009, 6:02 pm
German PSG-1, Belgian FN Minimi, what looks to me like a Gau 17. The Steyr is an AUG-HBAR.
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:05 am
why do the french even have guns.
you've just been rick rolled - June 29, 2009, 7:10 pm
i'm pretty sure that if they are french guns they'll only shoot a white flag out of the barrel
Kevsha - May 29, 2009, 10:43 am
Well i only see american made AR-15 (M4) variants, a Belgium P-90, German MP5, MGL 140 40mm grenade launcher (made in south africa), a ruger pistol (usa). Glock auto pistol and a Steyr AUG (both austrian) no french weapons here.....
hermes - April 29, 2009, 9:47 am
Hopefully they are better made than their cars. and to the f*** stick below "shooted"? really? really????????
Raie de neque - April 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Sell american guns, only shooted kids and civilians. Military use only.
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 11:58 pm
Ah, thank you EGD. I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down.
Elder God Douchebag - March 25, 2009, 11:53 pm
Some of our models may have come into contact with 'fear piss', and are half-price.
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 11:37 pm
Why do they smell like piss?
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