roto rooters are made to extract things, not insert things. and you have used the "torture baby ducks" line repeatedly. get some new material goatse, or scorpio7, or whatever name you're going by now.
I really must insist that you stop breathing. You wouldn't know "originality," if it was shoved up your bu** with a Roto-Rooter. (And you'd enjoy that, if it happened.) You get excited, torturing baby ducks, "energy."