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ABBREVIATIONS - I Kept Everyone Awake. . . . . Screaming & Cursing While Building Crappy Furniture demotivational poster


TAGS: ikea furniture build agravation hate it

demotivational poster ABBREVIATIONS
rerun  #156586 Created July 1, 2012

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:14 pm
By the way, no, I'm *not* available to a**emble your furniture for you. One nagging, demanding wife is enough to keep me more than 100% occupied.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:13 pm
It would probably annoy everyone if I mentioned that I hardly ever have trouble with a**emble-it-yourself furniture etc, so long as the screw holes are in the right place and such. I'm an engineer and really good with my hands. So I won't mention it.
rerun - July 2, 2012, 12:23 pm

The only thing I like about the place is the food.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:18 am
my daughter is getting her first apartment.. guess where we went shopping
RonE - July 2, 2012, 3:39 am
Same here 5's for the personal experience and hitting the "nail" on the head.
Greeny - July 1, 2012, 8:10 pm
5L from personal experience
rerun - July 1, 2012, 6:44 pm

This is probably one on my worst submissions. You may however share my frustration over the ability it takes to build furniture from there.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA - demotivational poster


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans

demotivational poster HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA
steve1961  #156579 Created July 1, 2012

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
d*** shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm
You Arrogant ****sucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you f***tards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your ****hole of a ****ry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
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COMPROMISE - When we split, we compromised. She got to keep the car. I kept the brakes. demotivational poster


TAGS: braking up is never easy

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steve1961  #156559 Created June 30, 2012

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SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you." demotivational poster


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dantheman  #156548 Created June 30, 2012

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EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!! demotivational poster


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dantheman  #156539 Created June 30, 2012

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