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Abstinence - demotivational poster


TAGS: can t get laid decides to becomes absence

demotivational poster Abstinence
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #171789 Created March 4, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:03 am
Thanks, Gar.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 8:58 pm
you been layin' down some good one's, cynic
maoworks2 - March 4, 2014, 4:06 pm
Very Good 5 Lonely L's.
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ABOVE - demotivational poster


TAGS: driving drivers handbook joke not seriously

demotivational poster ABOVE
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #171786 Created March 4, 2014

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:33 am
I heard it's a prerequisite reading for becoming a Boston cab-driver, along with watching the chase scene in "The French Connection".
Bolverk3778 - March 6, 2014, 4:22 am
Must be part of the UK Police College curriculum. For most of the new officers seem to have forgotten what turn indicators are for!!
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SAFE WEATHER - demotivational poster

Picture THIS anytime your weatherman says: "...and the storm is moving safely out to sea."


TAGS: safe weather sea ships

demotivational poster SAFE WEATHER
nerevski  #171783 Created March 4, 2014

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:38 pm
What's better is when they say "It will safely hit Cuba instead of mainland USA!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:52 am
I honestly despise these meteorologists, they're so full of it. Many people disagree on so much; but as much as we agree on our hatred for Twilight, equally so for these weathermen who know as much as your average 5L year old.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 10:29 pm
Well then, make more. Please. My son is a commercial fisherman. Lotsa pics like this. Fair winds, mate.
nerevski - March 6, 2014, 10:27 am
Thanks. It was a team effort brewing around my ship for a while.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 9:01 pm
Good first poster
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John Wayne - demotivational poster

Got drunk and slept with a grizzly in 1939. March 10,1940, Chuck Norris was the result.


TAGS: duke

demotivational poster John Wayne
xnavygunner  #171778 Created March 3, 2014

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Items confiscated - demotivational poster

The officer on-scene found the items in the delivery to be delicious, so they were confiscated for further snacking. They were later consumed.


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Silverheart  #171769 Created March 3, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.
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