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adaptability - demotivational poster

The old woman woke up one morning to find only three hairs left on her head. She looked in the mirror and carefully braided them. The next morning, she woke up to find only two hairs left on her head. After some thought, she parted them down the middle. The next morning, she woke up to a single hair on her head. She put it into a delicate ponytail. The next morning, she woke up to find she had no hair left. She heaved a sigh of relief and said to herself, "Thank God I don't have to worry about my hairdo today!"


TAGS: adapt change aging proverb

demotivational poster adaptability
chickenlittle  #169687 Created November 3, 2013

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GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:56 pm
n-i-c-e
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Criminal Minds - demotivational poster

As a young child, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call this Identity Theft.


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal

demotivational poster Criminal Minds
MissPriss  #169686 Created November 3, 2013

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)
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deafening silence - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster deafening silence
ughomer  #169635 Created November 2, 2013

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:32 pm
...Someone somewhere has actually nailed that sign to a tree. That's a story in itself.
jonny5 - April 3, 2014, 11:39 am
When I told this joke to my wife and daughters the "Yes" rang out before I finished the sentence.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:24 pm
Men are rarely ever wrong in the end, and it's usually the whole family who pays for not listening to the man. Men's Liberation and Men's Rights my brothers, let the revolution begin!
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
Yes because men are always wrong.
GaryO - November 5, 2013, 8:28 am
A classic here, Uggy. 5 Lessons
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 10:34 am
The silence is broken by one word: yes ;)
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1st Date Epic Fail - demotivational poster

Hey Babe make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen!


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MissPriss  #169630 Created November 2, 2013

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Oh, thanks guys, it's definitely starting to work... just don't wander too far while I take a little nap...


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