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AHA! - demotivational poster

TAGS: explains a few things

demotivational poster AHA!
GaryO  #168197 Created August 27, 2013



GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:24 am
Yeah, the purple food coloring in my shampoo was a nice touché. I was rather proud of her for that.
Greeny - August 29, 2013, 5:28 am
...and costly
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ya have to have heard the splash and shriek of a woman sitting on a lidless hopper to appreciate the humor. It’s hilarious.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:19 pm
I only go in there to lift up the lid. It’s the next phase of marriage. We’re in the I’m so old I can’t bear to turn on the bathroom light in the middle of the night and see what I look like n****, phase.
steve1961 - August 28, 2013, 2:15 pm
When did you start using a bathroom instead of a tree or hydrant? When did you get so uppity?
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 10:00 am
The facial scalding from the pot of boiling carrots, and spatula lines on your forehead will be completely gone by next month. The other reason they call it ‘the cycle’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:59 am
Then you’ll gather your wits, stroll out of the bathroom with the renewed confidence that it’s really not you, approach your lady from the rear, while she’s making dinner, wrap your arms around her, and loving coo into her ear, ‘I know what’s wrong’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
At any given time, on the seamy underside of that lid could be all the DNA evidence you will need to explain why that %$#* sound you make when eating, or why the %$#* way you crinkle the sports page is so %$#* aggravating.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
And during lift off, in a fit of spite, you may be tempted to scurry into the bathroom, lock the door, and lift the sacred lid…..DON’T!
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:57 am
Steve, Steve, Steve. Yer interplanetary origin is showing. Here on irth we get; pre, lift off, and post. The remaining three days are called ‘the preparation’. During this time we practice lid placement theory. It’s rather biblical.
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Blame It On Eve - demotivational poster

For Miss Priss :-)

TAGS: adam eve her fault uh huh

demotivational poster Blame It On Eve
BobbEdwards  #168189 Created August 27, 2013



EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:26 pm
"but YOU gave her ***bs"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:38 am
Blamed woman and subsequently blamed God. "YOU are the one who gave her to me."
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1-800-STROKE IT - demotivational poster

TAGS: call us

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ughomer  #168172 Created August 27, 2013



curlyrocks - August 28, 2013, 11:21 pm
It wasn't a circle jerk ok (I don't know how many times I have to explain this) it was just coincidence we where all looking for some where to spank it and found the bank at the same time.
ughomer - August 28, 2013, 11:16 am
Hey Curly ~ did they also kick Moerocks and Larryrocks out? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
curlyrocks - August 27, 2013, 6:28 pm
I some how doubt that any one walking around, with no job who saw this sign would meet the qualifications of a "superior genetic specimen". or does that not matter any more. Cuz that's what they said to me that day I was chased out of a sperm bank.
Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:09 pm
Cabbaval? Did I catch you at work, man?
GaryO - August 27, 2013, 4:51 pm
Uh, no. No ‘W’….there is, however, a ‘T’
MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 4:31 pm
A fluffer! Is that anything like a Swiffer? Sorry I don't do "manual" labour.
GaryO - August 27, 2013, 3:14 pm
Eau contraire Missy. They could use a greeter (fluffer).
MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:20 pm
Somehow, I don't think they'd hire me...not even for a measly 5L an hour.
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 7:27 am
Cabbaval = Cannabal (Spell check fail)again.
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 7:26 am
Cabbaval ~ this comment was "a stroke of genius."
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Extra Bacon, Please - demotivational poster

TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain

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BobbEdwards  #168124 Created August 25, 2013



Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!
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Oh wait... maybe that was a fowl...

TAGS: soccer goal foul

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chickenlittle  #168118 Created August 24, 2013



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