And . . . They're Off! - demotivational poster
A fellow was at the horse races and all but losing his shirt. He notices a priest that steps out onto the track and blesses one of the horses by a kiss to it's forehead. Lo and behold, the horse, a long shot, won the race. The next race, the priest once again blesses yet another long shot and it wins. Seeing this, the man bets on each horse that the priest blesses and wins each race all day. Finally, the last race of the day, the priest walks onto the track and blesses the longest shot of the day with a kiss to it's forehead, ears and nose. Seeing this the man runs to bet all his winnings. He watched dumbfounded as the old nag came in last. In a state of shock, he approaches the priest and asks "Father, what happened? All day long you bless the long shots and they win. I bet everything on the last race and the horse lost by a mile!" The priest replies "Son, that's the problem with you Protestants, you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and the last rites!"
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