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AND I THINK TO MYSELF - "It's lovely to know that the world can't interfere with the inside of your head"... most days. demotivational poster


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MissPriss  #163291 Created February 3, 2013

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INTANGIBILITY - demotivational poster


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GaryO  #163269 Created February 2, 2013

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Greeny - January 25, 2015, 8:36 am
..just like things in my mind
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 1:00 pm
I don't really like cats...but I love when they are confused...thanks for the 5L giggle this morning!
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 10:51 am
Sister Has A Cat Just Like That Guy Good One GaryO Keep Up The Good Work.
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MY MOMMY SAYS - I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see... and then she laughs and laughs. demotivational poster


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MissPriss  #163267 Created February 2, 2013

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Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:21 am
I'm sorry it's late and can I retract the last comment? d*** Canadian blended whiskey.
Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:19 am
You're right. I've switched to Buddism now in my afterlife I could be reincarnated as his sarcoptic mange mite.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 11:43 pm
Naw Rude you won't be punished, but pray you don't run into the kid up there...teehee.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:38 pm
If I say it's funny will be punished in the afterlife? OK it's kinda funny; I'm agnostic.
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MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. demotivational poster


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MissPriss  #163263 Created February 2, 2013

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s
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Olaf  #163241 Created February 2, 2013

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Silverheart - February 2, 2013, 3:24 pm

Olaf, do metal face. It's too f**king funny. An easy 5L's for the Clerks reference.
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