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ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at a** level. demotivational poster

TAGS: humor funny hostile dwarf

(4.14/5) - 50 votes

- February 3, 2011, 5:19 pm, #211567

Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which a**es to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)

Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 7:57 am, #211542

5/5/5/5/5 Funny...

Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 7:56 am, #211541

5/5/5/5/5 Funny...

Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 3:44 am, #211529

culos lives at a** level...and he seems pretty happy.

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#127766 Created February 2, 2011
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PRAY - demotivational poster

TAGS: judgement day zomie comet

(4.87/5) - 52 votes

necronomicronic - February 8, 2011, 10:44 pm, #212047

Don't forget a good, sturdy, mechanical, metal hand.

Tivo - February 6, 2011, 4:52 pm, #211759

Ok, all I would need is a sh**gun(with plenty of ammo)and a snow plow, and I'd be set.

scarr3d - February 4, 2011, 10:44 am, #211629

hmmm let me have the technology and resources to make a floating empire in the sky for me n my friends(and whatever family members/people i choose)and i will be happy no matter how the earth dies...as long as i don't go with it of course

DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 3, 2011, 8:24 pm, #211576

Don't forget the cow catcher on the front to clear the pile and a flame thrower on the trunk to clean up the mess you leave...lol

agdaniele - February 3, 2011, 6:39 pm, #211573

Throw in a hood-mounted sh**gun triggered by the car horn, and I'll take it!

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#127751 Created February 2, 2011
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GUINNESS - An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of n**** women to get to a bottle of Guinness. demotivational poster

TAGS: beer guinness

(4.33/5) - 21 votes

Iconoclast - February 5, 2011, 7:53 pm, #211721

I am a Guinness fan - when it is properly on draught. The bottled stuff is, IMHO, undrinkable.

Cloudchaser - February 2, 2011, 9:01 pm, #211513

Maybe it's just me, but Guinness Draught tastes like it was brewed with pencil lead. And that "flavor rocket" they put in the bottles instead of the extra in the drink? That's just a marketing gimmick that does nothing more than to make the price go up.

agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 6:34 pm, #211502

I have a business card holder that my goddaughter's mom had engraved for me... "He'd step over ten n**** women to get to a pint of Guinness" - sadly, it's true. I believe that's the correct quote. And I'm not even irish! I just love the stuff.

Unclebark - February 2, 2011, 5:33 pm, #211498

"willing bodies..." maybe?? Still, I kinda like your serial killer angle.

agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 5:24 pm, #211495

saying "the bodies of n**** women" sounds more like a serial killer than a Guinness lover. But it's nice to be both. You can come back to the... bodies... after tossing back a few six-packs.

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#127746 Created February 2, 2011
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