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Another promise, another seed another, packaged lie - demotivational poster

They will not force us They will stop degrading us They will not control us We will be victorious


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demotivational poster Another promise, another seed another, packaged lie
spanko  #175381 Created October 14, 2014

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:38 pm
Whew... thanks God and all Holy things. That clarified the issue completely. Oh, and don't send it to me, eh? Perhaps the powers that be are more deserving recipients? Only an enquiring mind hoping for clarification.
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 8:28 pm
This is not going well for me. Tell you what, I’ll send you his remains once the Dulcolax does its thing
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:15 pm
Umm Gary? That one didn't really help much. Peace be with you.
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 8:07 pm
Uh, let me clear, he was on the INSIDE. (I’ve really gotta watch my sentence structure)
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 7:30 pm
Oval Office? GaryO, please?. Ahh, no such number, no such zone. Well we, the people, find it an act of tyranny that you condone a congressman packing GaryO's groceries. Ahh really?... Wishful thinking you say? Well then. Nevermind.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:30 am
For further discussion on this matter of prodigious mathematical import, I can be reached at the oval office. A seasoned congressman is pressing at my colon as I type.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:29 am
As far as the where/who story problem fractions are concerned, I’ll just throw in that Canada plays a strong (78624/79327) role. This finding substantiated by none other than Overpriced Waterhouse and Peter Jennings……and Philip Morris.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:28 am
The white house is the one with the pointy roof (about the size of a junior senator’s second home) where weighty things like tee times are decided. It’s about 36 holes down the hill. You’ll need a golf cart if yer a czar…and yer walking.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:27 am
Uh, that’s the Capital blg. Where senators meet to decide important things while playing solitaire. They are very talented at multitasking while looking stern and lying thru their teeth. That’s why we vote for them.
Bandit5906 - October 18, 2014, 12:34 am
I contend he is 2/3 of the problem and another 1/3 of the problem is the people being stupid enough to elect him.
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Obama. Keeping it Real - demotivational poster

When you're dancing with your honey, and your nose gets kind of runny, folks will think it funny. But, it'snot.


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Thedge  #175366 Created October 13, 2014

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Your dating profile said - demotivational poster

that you like the outdoorsy type.


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okcats2  #175361 Created October 12, 2014

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:06 am
Just because a man doesn't like wood chips in the face...
ughomer - October 14, 2014, 5:37 pm
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Reality Lord - October 13, 2014, 7:32 am

lols
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Curly Howard's Wisdom - demotivational poster

Curly, didn't often come up with a wise move, action, saying or response. But, when he did it was usually inappropriate as all hell. This is not an exception.


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Thedge  #175356 Created October 12, 2014

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GaryO  #175341 Created October 11, 2014

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:36 pm
Yeah, but it didn't seem to work as well when her name was Rebecca and vahoohoo took too long to fire off...go figure.
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