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ASK YOURSELF... - how can your day get any worse than a half-n**** Sean Connery with a gun? demotivational poster


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demotivational poster ASK YOURSELF...
Zagato  #80491 Created December 4, 2009

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Oldsod - November 11, 2013, 8:04 pm
Actually...he could make me watch "Zardoz" again...
Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:46 pm
Hah. Give 'im a .455 Webley-Fosbury.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
Well, at least I'm in good company, then...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
What funny is that I did a similar comment, with similar terrible results, on one of Rons posters.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
okay, second comment.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
I knew I should have amended that first comment with "said in a scottish accent"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
Beats the hell out of using an extension cord to strap an electric mixer to himself.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:20 am
aaaaand, my previous point has been proven *facepalm*
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
d*** Zed, you go through them that quickly?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
"Alex, I'll take strap-ons for $500"
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I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE - expect get on a treadmill demotivational poster


TAGS: meatloaf

demotivational poster I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE
gawdofwar  #80479 Created December 4, 2009

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Anonymous2 - December 5, 2009, 3:39 pm
Have you seen him lately? He's slimmed down considerably since then. Heck, he had fake moobs in Fight Club.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:42 am
Good song to have stuck in your head though.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:40 am
Dang I brain-wormed myself. Can't get the song outta my head.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:33 am
His trick to love? Blind chicks who dig money.
DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 12:32 am
I must agree, he taught me everything i know about love. Granted, im single....
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:31 am
K, no more puns now. Seriously though, Meatloaf is awesome.
DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 12:31 am
You'll neverfind a coupe de ville at the bottom of a cracker jack box, because i would have eaten it.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:30 am
Let me eat on it, baby back ribs, let me eat on it...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:28 am
Will you deep fry forever? Will you knead me forever?
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:26 am
STOP RIGHT THERE! Before we go any further do you deep fry...
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ALUCARD IN A ELEVATOR - He couldn't take the elevator music, and so he killed everyone. demotivational poster


TAGS: hellsing hellsing

demotivational poster ALUCARD IN A ELEVATOR
big_frank  #80478 Created December 4, 2009

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agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 11:58 pm
So, I'm gone for a day, and "awful" starts up again?
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ROFL HARRIS - Is Roflin' demotivational poster


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condor  #80466 Created December 4, 2009

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HERE'S THE DEAL KID - We have your brother and he is alive. You have one hour to get us 100 bananas. No funny business. If you call the cops, the next time you see his shoe, his foot will be in it. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster HERE'S THE DEAL KID
Doug  #80465 Created December 4, 2009

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spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
I'll chime in with the others, Doug. Register cause you're doing great.
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:15 pm
Very good.
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 9:48 pm
3rd here. Seriously.
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 9:47 pm
I 2nd that...very good work Doug
MrRandom - December 4, 2009, 9:44 pm
You do good work Doug. Maybe its time you finally register?
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