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ATHEIST CONVENTION - demotivational poster

TAGS: a bit like the bible

demotivational poster ATHEIST CONVENTION
pzykosiz  #112703 Created August 6, 2010



house - June 20, 2011, 7:30 pm
Therefore I am GOD. Only argument is that this theory means everyone and everything is also God.....yes even inlcuding the Timmy's
house - June 20, 2011, 7:30 pm
Omniscient - all knowing. So God is everywhere. The universe is everywhere. I am a part of the universe. The whole is made up of a sum of its parts (i.e without all parts it is not complete). The universe is not complete if i'm not here.
house - June 20, 2011, 7:28 pm
Ok here goes - now this is the theory i proposed at uni, to my philosophy lecturer who was an ex anglican miister and he agreed with me. I am God (stay with me here) God is by definitions 3 things Omnipotent - all powerful Omnipresent - everywhere
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 8:39 am
Pzykosiz, that's kinda narrow thinking, nobody "forces" anyone into anything. We do have something called "free will?" It allows us to choose what we want to believe, what to say, what believe, whose Motifake's to approve and reject.
pzykosiz - August 9, 2010, 9:51 pm
i am trying to watch what i say with the relgious jokes though, cause one of them ended up getting me a time out
pzykosiz - August 9, 2010, 9:50 pm
i agree that same thing can be said about all religions, there are militant people in every religion, and other beliefs. I'm against anyone who tries to forcibly change your views, or thinks their better than others becuase their belief is different
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:23 am
The right God is a (oxy)moron
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 9:09 am
What about the religious folks who gather every sunday and think they are better than EVERYONE because they believe in the RIGHT god? Religion is an out-dated practice and has no place in modern society. Our ancestors will be embarrassed by our naivete.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 9:42 pm
Or animal 3-ways?......only when I watch the BBC.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 9:41 pm
That I'm better than you?....yep. I think that all the time.
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SCIENTIFIC FACE PALM - demotivational poster

TAGS: creationism face palm

demotivational poster SCIENTIFIC FACE PALM
Reality Lord  #112676 Created August 5, 2010



Platinu - August 10, 2010, 2:00 pm
Unintentionally hilarious poster. Creationists. They just can't help but be funny. I agree, keep them coming.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:41 pm
I don't make posters about how deluded religious people, maybe you could show us the same courtesy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:40 pm
@RL. You make some good posters, but this religious BS is starting to annoy people....this one doesn't even make sense. The Earth was formed AFTER the Big Bang.
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:25 pm

and to finally lay it to rest.... @sean...hey man, i love you! not in the biblical sense but i love you!
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:24 pm

i think i have an einstein religious one on the backburner for fred. oh ...right...he's no longer with us... the mighty hammer of Thor i a**
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:23 pm

omg sean...none of it was directed your! truth is i find your stuff some of the most creative on this site. the comments were directed at fred. monkies for you sean....grow up for fred.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 1:13 pm

rerun - August 8, 2010, 1:13 pm

I doubt nay harm at all, unless you happen to be fred.
Sean - August 8, 2010, 1:12 pm
I was not offended, but I did also misread the part that indicated most of that was directed at Fred. I thought that condescension was directed at me. Well, no harm done, I hope.
thatonechick - August 8, 2010, 12:58 pm
@Sean: I'm fairly sure RL wasn't fighting you. :)
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PLEASE SIR - Think of the children demotivational poster

TAGS: otter cute animals

demotivational poster PLEASE SIR
doubet  #112641 Created August 5, 2010



nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:24 pm
If human children were that cute I would think of them more often. Really, I would.
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - demotivational poster

TAGS: oxymoron day women

demotivational poster UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
Faceplant31  #112635 Created August 5, 2010



jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 3:04 pm
As Chris Rock put it, “Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense”
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:37 pm
5L. We continually lose, but never stop gambling.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:20 pm
What mindset? All of them! 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 5:25 pm

5L's dude. anyone voting less is because their wives told to.
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CHOMPERS - demotivational poster

TAGS: chompers smart guy happy berfday

demotivational poster CHOMPERS
Faceplant31  #112631 Created August 5, 2010



thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
AWE5OME! But this should be removed and reposted every so often so they don't catch on to us ;-)
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 9:29 am
dood, that was friggin awesome!! 5 Get Out Of Jail Free cards for you Sire
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
One of my favs. 5L
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 5:48 pm
It's worked before
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