MotiFake.com

ETIQUETTE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-20T08:57:40-08:00

The stroke my pussy joke only works if your holding a cat in your lap.

GREYBEARDS - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-20T06:56:49-08:00

The Sage Greybeards of Motifake can still
find a way to score with even the most
staunch members of the M.A.L.T.

HARSH TRUTH - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-20T05:31:57-08:00

DIPLOMACY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-19T19:59:05-08:00

ITS ALL GOOD - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-19T18:36:51-08:00

TEAM BUILDING - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-19T18:28:12-08:00

70S HUMOR - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-19T18:27:57-08:00

Theres no school like the old school.

STAR WARS FANS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-19T17:44:12-08:00

wouldnt really want to be Luke Skywalker.

IN 5 SECONDS - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-19T16:14:46-08:00

This Wiitard wont have a girlfriend

POSITIVITY - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-19T16:00:52-08:00

ALACRITY - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-19T15:50:17-08:00

DAMN - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-19T15:44:38-08:00

if only my dad
was that awesome

HAWKEYE PIERCE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-19T15:00:44-08:00

Male chauvinist womanizer and regular drunk.
But he protested war so he was a liberal icon.
Go figure.

BRAINSTORMING - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-19T15:00:01-08:00

Some of the best ideas were found through it.

SLEEP WELL TONIGHT - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-19T14:59:23-08:00

Sleep Well

THIS - Rating: 4.3/5

2009-11-19T14:55:37-08:00

is Gun Control

DAMN YOU - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-19T14:31:54-08:00

FATHERS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-19T14:30:39-08:00

We put up with a lot of shit from our kids.

BIRTH OF A NINJA - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-19T13:28:51-08:00

Who knows where he went

I KNEW IT - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-19T13:11:50-08:00

Theyre trained that way

GOING POSTAL - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-19T11:43:53-08:00

How can you tell when the Post Office is hiring
The flag out front is at halfstaff.

SUBLETY - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-19T11:41:37-08:00

A shirtless muscley guy manhandling
a looooooong gun round
Nope. Nothing gay about that.

EVERYONE IS REALLY HOT - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-19T08:28:41-08:00

Some just dont have photoshop

IF YOU ANSWERED TRUE TO 5 OR MORE QUESTIONS . . . - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-19T07:43:08-08:00

. . . you might be a redneck

PARANOIA - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-19T05:04:25-08:00

Because you know next to nothing about how your IT dept. works it took weeks
before you checked to find that Naughtyfake isnt blocked. Now if only that damn
janitor would stop walking around...

PUSHING THE ENVELOPE - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-19T04:56:53-08:00

ROMAN ARCHITECTURE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-19T04:27:38-08:00

I DONT SEE IT - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-19T04:04:33-08:00

MESSAGES - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-19T03:37:12-08:00

WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-19T03:34:25-08:00

CLEVERBOT IS REALLY CULOS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-19T03:21:48-08:00

NOW I KNOW - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-19T01:09:45-08:00

What Paris Hiltons gynecologist has to go through.

DEATH BY PUSSY - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-18T20:57:54-08:00

What a way to go

SAVE THE BOOBS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-18T20:21:32-08:00

First the govt put us in debt then killed jobs and attacked freedom of speech.
But I draw the line when they direct women to not get mammograms
Help protect this endangered species

HAD TO DUMP HER - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-18T20:08:42-08:00

The deafening sound of wind chimes was
too distracting during sex.

UHMM ... HUH - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-18T20:06:40-08:00

WHITE GOLD - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-18T19:39:17-08:00

MICROSOFT - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-18T18:42:06-08:00

Lets face it theyre not changing the world
Theyre just developing more ways for people to waste time....
and watch porn

HUMILITY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-18T18:09:31-08:00

I SWEAR TO GOD - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-18T17:54:27-08:00

MR AND MRS BONECD - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-18T16:47:01-08:00

BACON - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-18T16:39:22-08:00

You got bacon..Did you say bacon..I love bacon..Please tell me you said bacon..
Wheres the bacon..I love bacon..I love saying bacon..baconbaconbaconbacon
baconbaconbacon...pant pant..bacon

COME ON RED - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-18T16:32:26-08:00

GAY TEST - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-18T16:11:07-08:00

GET ALONG BESSIE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-18T16:10:47-08:00

EPIC BOOBS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-18T15:12:54-08:00

REALISTS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-18T14:54:34-08:00

The only ones who really know whats going on.

THE LION KING - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-18T14:48:05-08:00

True story.

LINGERIE - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-18T13:27:45-08:00

Even when not full assembled its still pretty damn hot

SUPER MARIO - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-18T13:23:40-08:00

Jumping on turtles heads since 1983.

ZOOM LENS - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-18T13:14:35-08:00

I dont think you need it here.

THERES TOUGH - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-18T13:03:06-08:00

then theres SEAL tough

BREAST FEEDING - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-18T12:33:23-08:00

Every man alive wants a turn. Some women too Im sure.

LITTLE AMY - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-18T12:26:28-08:00

wants to do her part to become a Citizen
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE

GETTIN TO KNOW THE RULES - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-18T11:05:20-08:00

Anonymus post thats a paddlin
No spell check thats a paddlin
Tunnel oh you bet thats a paddlin

VOYEURISM - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-18T10:31:08-08:00

STEREOTYPING - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-18T08:12:24-08:00

CHASTITY DOG - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-18T08:05:01-08:00

Keep it in your pants fella or I cant be responsible for what happens to it.

DISTRACTIONS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-18T06:50:58-08:00

Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud.
But now I have a hideous flipdown DVD player in my Ford Focus because I
want to drive to Costco in peace.

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-18T05:21:07-08:00

Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.

TWISTER - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-18T04:11:44-08:00

The way it should be played

SIMPLICITY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-18T02:43:38-08:00

SUPERHERO ENDORSEMENT - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-17T23:02:08-08:00

Power Girl and wieners were a natural pairing

DISNEYLAND - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-17T22:49:31-08:00

THE APPROVAL QUEUE - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-17T19:18:27-08:00

SERIOUSLY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-17T19:01:37-08:00

BARBEQUE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-17T18:39:18-08:00

TWILIGHT MOMS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-17T17:16:07-08:00

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-17T16:29:47-08:00

Or your next one is free

HIBACHI DAYS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-17T16:17:33-08:00

THERE SHE BLOWS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-17T15:53:03-08:00

WHATS A BARBECUE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-17T14:57:00-08:00

without Jello

ONES NICHE EASIEST TO FIND WHEN OFF THE LEASH - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-17T14:01:50-08:00

WHENEVER YOU BARBECUE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-17T13:28:58-08:00

give a little nod to the ones who
mastered it for you decades ago

FRONT ENTRANCE - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-17T12:45:11-08:00

To the Paranoia Research Institute

SEARCH ENGINE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-17T12:32:31-08:00

VETERANS DAY 2009 - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-17T11:47:10-08:00

Arlington National Cemetery

BARBECUES - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-17T11:35:01-08:00

Some Mean More Than Others

LOGICDUDE SUSPECTED A TRAP - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-17T08:41:35-08:00

but he felt it was his civic duty
to investigate more closely

CHEWBACCAS PENIS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-17T08:16:23-08:00

Be afraid
Be very afraid

DOWN TIME - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-17T08:15:59-08:00

We all need it

CULOS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-17T05:15:23-08:00

Wherever there is a pretty lady in a dress
There is a creepy old guy in his underwear.
Hiding in the shadows. Masturbating

LONDON MUSEUM OF HISTORY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-16T18:28:37-08:00

THE VATICAN MUSEUM - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-16T18:28:35-08:00

Beautifully done very ornate
And boys under 14 get in free every day

MWLF WAS RIGHT - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-16T18:22:01-08:00

UUUUGGH - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-16T18:20:33-08:00

IN MEMORY OF - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-16T16:38:10-08:00

OTHERS MAY PASS YOU BY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-16T16:20:27-08:00

SEANS YEARBOOK PICTURE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-16T15:10:56-08:00

Some could interpret it as cocky

SEALS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-16T14:47:57-08:00

OM NOM NOM NOM

HOMEMADE GIFTS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-16T14:39:56-08:00

Mom always liked them best

ARMY FLIGHT MEDICS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-16T13:01:45-08:00

Badass in their own way

I TAWT I TAW A... - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-16T11:22:17-08:00

And the cat Hes a total freak
Hes...hes...OMG hes right behind me
isnt he QUICK Act natural

SONUVA... - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-16T10:37:29-08:00

Hey look We both have
on Buster Browns

WIFES FIRST HUNT - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-16T10:05:32-08:00

WISDOM - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-16T10:04:09-08:00

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of older generations.
But that doesnt make them less true.

SHOWERING - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-16T09:02:41-08:00

Its a lonely business

APPARENTLY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-16T08:37:16-08:00

A Galaxy Far Far Away
Wasnt so Far Far Away.

THE MODERATORS - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-16T04:59:18-08:00

Sometimes they make looking THROUGH the new posters
more fun than looking AT the new posters.

NICE RIMS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-16T03:02:19-08:00

LONG TIME NO SEE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-16T02:46:47-08:00

FINALLY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-15T20:26:51-08:00

Fifteen years of gymnastics but at long last I can
muck mu owmph mumph

CIVILIZED - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-15T19:54:47-08:00

350906 - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-15T19:03:35-08:00

To raise me through college
Luv Ya Pookie

EVOLUTION - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-15T18:27:46-08:00

PUMPKIN PIES - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-15T17:13:51-08:00

This is how theyre made

EPIC ASS - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-15T16:30:28-08:00

BACON - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-15T14:53:38-08:00

Dear Mrs. Lawrence
We are saddened to inform you that your son Pvt. Leonard Lawrence has died.
It was only Day 2 of Boot Camp but...

COPYCAT - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-15T14:53:11-08:00

THE STEAKINATOR - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-15T14:38:35-08:00

This is why youre FAT

ARE YOU ACCUSING ME - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-15T12:17:11-08:00

Can you prove that I dropped the baby

BISCUITS AND GRAVY - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-15T10:17:13-08:00

Almost as good as bacon....
Almost.

BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-15T09:02:44-08:00

Otherwise known as the ex wife.

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-15T08:56:21-08:00

Which Greybeard do I want to ball

TIMMY AND TAMMY - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-15T08:54:45-08:00

Hunting down great Motifakes
and voting them down

NARUTARDED THE GIRLS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-15T08:51:02-08:00

This is as close as any of us are
ever going to get to one of those
famous parties.....

BACON - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-15T07:51:20-08:00

B - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-15T00:45:55-08:00

BEING CONSERVATIVE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-15T00:29:39-08:00

SEARCHING FOR ALIENS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-15T00:17:30-08:00

DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-14T23:11:28-08:00

The sun is shining birds fly the air is clear
everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever
but theres no bacon. Welcome to hell.

NATIVE SPIRITS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-14T22:42:30-08:00

TWO THINGS WRONG IN THIS PICTURE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-14T21:55:56-08:00

The bacons not in a sammich
And she didnt bring back beer in her free hand

SUCCESS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-14T21:55:49-08:00

EVOLUTIONARY DEFENSE - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-14T21:48:54-08:00

Being cute
is bacons way of surviving early on

UM CHARLOTTE... - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-14T21:16:12-08:00

What does ROTFLMFAO C YA IN A BLT ASAP mean
One of those douchebag ducks texted me on my Blackberry.

BACONISM - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-14T20:22:36-08:00

A utopian form of government where the
people are kept happy through the
supply of abundant quantities of bacon

FORETHOUGHT - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-14T20:16:09-08:00

Ya know guys I keep thinking we should
include something in here in case
the people elect a total moron

GOOD LUCK - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-14T19:29:54-08:00

TRANSPARENT TOPS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-14T18:59:40-08:00

Another of Gods gifts to Mankind.

BACON - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-14T18:49:58-08:00

5 LIONS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-14T16:03:18-08:00

...just showed up looking for Simba
They said the reason why he snuck away to live with us for all these years
is because he owes them money

LIMBO - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-14T14:57:10-08:00

The bar doesnt get any lower than this.

KING ARTHUR - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-14T13:14:52-08:00

WALDO - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-14T12:53:10-08:00

Whoever he was hiding from finally found him

LAP DOGS - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-14T10:53:04-08:00

Dont you just want to kick them
Yeah...me too

VANITY - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-14T10:39:58-08:00

Its better to look good...than to feel good

MR. PRESIDENT - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-14T07:05:40-08:00

RONS ART - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-14T04:32:55-08:00

STREET VIEW - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-14T03:03:14-08:00

Yes you are on Google Street View

GNOME ON THE RANGE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-13T23:06:19-08:00

SHORTCAKE - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-13T23:02:02-08:00

INTROSPECTION - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-13T22:11:42-08:00

THE JOB INTERVIEW - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-13T21:18:12-08:00

Okay...Youre Hired.

TRANSPARENT FABRIC - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-13T20:41:16-08:00

Because God Loves Us.

HELP... - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-13T20:22:21-08:00

Some people are beyond it

SMOKE ANGELS - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-13T18:41:29-08:00

Courtesy of the US Air Force.

ADAPTATION - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-13T16:57:22-08:00

Look since you REFUSE to bang us because of our insufficient height we drilled
some holes at the foot of your bed. So just sit there look pretty and for once
take off that damn dress.

UNDEAD MIDGETS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-13T16:13:19-08:00

IM GETTING NERVOUS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-13T16:08:21-08:00

Theyre taking too long. They should be out by now. Look
There are cops all over the place. I told them it was
a bad idea to take down this PETCO.

ROYALTY - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-13T15:07:21-08:00

ABILITY - Rating: 4.5/5

2009-11-13T15:00:04-08:00

SON - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-13T14:22:06-08:00

TERMINATOR INSURANCE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-13T14:11:12-08:00

Covers Routine Maintenance And Dental
but not damage from pipe bombs or Westinghouse M25A1 Phased Plasma Rifles

THE MONEY SHOT - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-13T14:06:01-08:00

CANADIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-13T13:42:18-08:00

WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF BULLETS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-13T13:13:48-08:00

start firing 25mm grenades

A MENTAL IMAGE FOR THE WEEKEND - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-13T12:52:33-08:00

Youre Welcome

PARALYZED - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-13T12:46:56-08:00

PERFECTIONIST - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-13T12:17:36-08:00

Noodles is the highest paid upskirt photographer.
It took years to climb the ladder.
It was one rung.

US ARMY - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-13T11:34:53-08:00

For thou hast been a shelter for me
and a strong tower from the enemy
Psalm 613

LIFE SPAN - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-13T11:34:29-08:00

Apparently Midgets live shorter
lives than normal people...

PURPOSE - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-13T11:31:58-08:00

The function of the naval aviator is
a courier service for the ordnanceman.

THREESOME - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-13T11:30:26-08:00

Look over there girls
thumpthump
And now theyre aaaaaall mine

GUYS NIGHT OUT - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-13T11:27:55-08:00

Save the date guys
And be sure to bring
small bills...

POV - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-13T11:25:20-08:00

Theres a definite upskirt
ummm....I mean upside
to being a midget

TALENT - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-13T11:21:34-08:00

The ability to spot a woman in a
bikini at 3 nautical miles cant be
taught in flight school.

PRUDENCE - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-13T11:14:01-08:00

Never fly in the same cockpit with
someone braver than you.

REGICIDE - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-13T11:05:52-08:00

It aint easy

RAP - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-13T10:03:55-08:00

BOOKCASE MAN - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-13T09:52:33-08:00

the ladies are always talking about his Balzac

THANKS BARACK - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-13T08:14:08-08:00

Thats a great idea. Let me write that one down.

LAWYERS - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-13T04:48:37-08:00

Always look for one wholl go the extra mile

CROTCH ROT - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-13T01:22:47-08:00

Looks like she found a way around that problem.

PROTESTERS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-12T20:21:56-08:00

PROPESTER - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-12T20:21:13-08:00

GLOBAL WARMING PROTESTS - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-12T19:59:38-08:00

What The Earths been cooling for 10 years And theres a blizzard out there
Were still marching I already got the permits

THIS POSTS FOR YOU - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-12T19:57:47-08:00

VERNE TROYER - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-12T19:37:00-08:00

Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesnt have
to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps...
I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.

DOITYOURSELF PROJECT - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-12T18:31:39-08:00

In matters of faith God has already
completed the project.
if its not broke dont fix it

PROTEST - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-12T18:22:42-08:00

If you protest long enough that you are right
You soon become wrong

HEY GUYS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-12T18:22:02-08:00

leap is the key word
Anytime now

LOST - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-12T16:44:56-08:00

Somewhere a village has lost an idiot.
The rest of the idiots are searching for him. Why

DAD CONDOMS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-12T16:27:27-08:00

EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-12T16:03:50-08:00

The only thing you should feel when
shooting terrorists is recoil.

DUPLICITY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-12T15:46:39-08:00

FORESIGHT - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-12T15:44:26-08:00

OPPOSITION - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-12T15:38:50-08:00

SAMARAS SURPRISE BUTSECKS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-12T15:09:14-08:00

It Happens when you are most vulnerable

ANIMALS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-12T15:01:41-08:00

SLEEPING ON THE JOB - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-12T14:31:29-08:00

Bad idea if you are a newspaper editor

RESPECT REVERENCE AND HONOR - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-12T12:57:10-08:00

MANNERS WEAR A DARK COAT DRESS
AND DO NOT LAUGH AT CEREMONIES
INVOLVING DEAD SOLDIERS.

PROTESTS FOR DUMMIES - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-12T12:20:25-08:00

I didnt even know that protest
signs could be male and female

I AGREE - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-12T12:17:34-08:00

She does however belong
in my room in handcuffs.

ADAM WEST - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-12T12:13:01-08:00

His approach may be simple
but hey it got rid of Keaton
Kilmer and Clooney...

PEDOBEAR - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-12T12:04:38-08:00

He always promises hell call
but he never does...

THANK GOD - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-12T12:02:42-08:00

Ever try wearing a coat made
out of LIVE mink Those little
guys will fck you up

POSITIONS - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-12T11:58:38-08:00

The right to go topless
Thats an argument
I can get behind

PROTEST RULE 1 - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-12T11:55:40-08:00

The side with the hottest
chicks wins every time

CLOTHES PIN - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-12T11:53:29-08:00

Why Because without one
he can still breathe

PROTESTS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-12T11:14:58-08:00

MICKEY DS TRAINEE VIDEO - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-12T10:56:17-08:00

Oddly Ahmad accidentally dropped the burger to
the floor twice on its way to the bag.

SPEED TRAPS - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-12T10:08:47-08:00

Sneaky bastards

PETA PROTESTS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-12T09:19:37-08:00

MY PROTEST - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-12T08:31:48-08:00

CSI CANADA - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-12T07:14:42-08:00

Season 1
Episode 1
Verdict Canceled

BEFORE THE INTERNET - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-12T06:01:12-08:00

Ron was a nomadic figure
If not for that Art Degree and
a trucker named Smokey

SEPARATION - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-12T05:14:47-08:00

HYDRAULICS GUTS AND GLORY - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-12T04:57:01-08:00

This thing is so on my Christmas list.

CHILDREN - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-11T22:19:20-08:00

ADVICE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-11T21:45:14-08:00

LAUGHTER - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-11T21:40:05-08:00

DEAR CAROL ANNE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-11T20:58:41-08:00

MY BEST ADVICE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-11T20:54:23-08:00

WE HATE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-11T18:51:47-08:00

To have some people give us advice
when we know that they need it more

THINKIN TREE COWBOY LORE - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-11T17:26:31-08:00

METH ADDICTS - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-11T17:13:18-08:00

THE ROAD TO HELL - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-11T17:01:43-08:00

ZOMBIE CAT - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-11T17:01:07-08:00

WWJD - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-11T16:48:38-08:00

Will I go to Hell for fapping to this

DONT WORRY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-11T16:43:21-08:00

It will look like an accident. Now about my payment....

AGDANIELE HAS FINALLY - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-11T16:09:50-08:00

found someone he can beat

MR. WHEELS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-11T15:38:58-08:00

U.S. AIRBORNE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-11T15:32:02-08:00

From Normandy to Afganistan
Always Jumpin into hell So you can be free
Thank You

SOLIDARITY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-11T15:21:36-08:00

THEY DID PROTEST - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-11T15:07:42-08:00

ASSICONS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-11T14:29:53-08:00

FAITH - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-11T14:28:07-08:00

WELL ILL BE DAMNED - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-11T14:17:40-08:00

It finally sunk in

MISSLE LOCK - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-11T14:14:03-08:00

They have it

DIDDLER ON THE ROOF - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-11T13:38:10-08:00

DEAR VETERANS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-11T13:03:35-08:00

Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK

HAPPY VETERANS DAY - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-11T12:56:32-08:00

HOLIDAY PHOTOS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-11T12:10:05-08:00

CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-11T11:53:54-08:00

Meet their poster child

THE USRSF CODE NAMED BUBBA - Rating: 4.3/5

2009-11-11T11:48:21-08:00

HERES A SUGGESTION PAL - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-11T11:21:58-08:00

Why dont you just turn in your penis.
Im sure there is another man out there that could make better use of it.

VETERANS DAY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-11T10:55:18-08:00

MY ADVICE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-11T10:33:23-08:00

POETRY - Rating: 4.3/5

2009-11-11T10:11:26-08:00

JOHN ALLEN MUHAMMED - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-11T09:28:32-08:00

Rest in Hell

EYE TEST - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-11T09:23:51-08:00

BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-11T08:40:57-08:00

... but brunettes remember it

ON THE ELEVENTH HOUR - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-11T08:09:00-08:00

of the eleventh day of the eleventh month
Armistice Day 1918

SO TELL ME - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-11T06:28:11-08:00

PLEASE LORD - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-11T04:50:57-08:00

grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCPIP.

HELPING - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-10T23:44:06-08:00

DESPERATION - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-10T21:15:31-08:00

RECYCLED BATHROOM TISSUE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-10T20:23:19-08:00

Im all for conservation but I draw the
line at being the second guy to use my toilet paper.

OPPORTUNITY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-10T20:06:10-08:00

NEGLIGENCE - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-10T19:50:39-08:00

MY FIRST TIME - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-10T19:49:55-08:00

GRANDPAS FIRST - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-10T19:48:21-08:00

DR. GREGORY HOUSE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-10T19:14:01-08:00

More fun on Vicodin

AND YOU QUESTION GOD WHY ME - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-10T18:50:25-08:00

Always look at the bigger picture.

BEST ADVICE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-10T18:15:56-08:00

MY FIRST TIME - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-10T18:02:22-08:00

Let me get back to you on that

MY FIRST TIME - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-10T17:48:27-08:00

...is symbolized in this photo. My hands were shaking nervously
I was still wearing pants she pulled something
and the skeet shooting commenced.

MOTIFAKE FIGHTING LEAGUE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-10T17:18:15-08:00

Timmy vs ihateyou
The Mods have called a tie
One cannot fight himself

FEMINIST ICONS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-10T16:21:56-08:00

BEWARE OF AN EMAIL CIRCULATING - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-10T15:58:50-08:00

It claims to have nude pics of Ms. Pelosi
DO NOT OPEN IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
The pictures are real

WAIT A MINUTE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-10T14:29:49-08:00

I know the answer.....ummmmmmmm ummmmm uummmmm
ummmm ummmmm......ummm....bacon

GRAMPA GAVE ME THE BEST ADVICE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-10T12:51:30-08:00

Marry a woman with small hands. Itll
make your dick look bigger

UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-10T09:55:27-08:00

Death smiles at everyone.
Marines smile back.

INNOCENCE LOST - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-10T09:52:26-08:00

THE LONG LOST DIARY - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-10T09:13:03-08:00

Chris would have fit right in with us

PUCKER FACTOR - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-10T08:56:44-08:00

On a scale of 1 to 10 this is an 11.

OH LISA - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-10T08:34:58-08:00

shes growing so fast... aaaawww

FRACKEN TOASTER - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-10T06:32:54-08:00

HOMEFRONT - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-10T06:23:57-08:00

HAAR WARS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-10T06:22:23-08:00

PROLIFERATION - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-10T06:20:11-08:00

Who needs nukes These suckers
breed like rabbits and are cheap
Oh well Im off to PetSmart

ELIZABETH - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-10T05:32:53-08:00

So what If you cant be a good example youll just have to be a horrible warning.

THE FIRST TIME - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-09T22:50:32-08:00

THE FIRST TIME - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-09T22:28:42-08:00

BULLSHIT - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-09T21:59:24-08:00

AGDANIELE AND LOGICDUDE SCHOOL OF DANCE - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-09T20:17:28-08:00

YOUR FIRST TIME - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-09T19:31:06-08:00

Remembered with sweetness perhaps bitterness too.
You just know that from the first taste of it
You wanted more

SO THE BARTENDER SAYS - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-09T19:29:42-08:00

I was talking to the duck

DARTH VADER - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-09T17:18:26-08:00

The Chosen one they said. Bring balance to the force they said.

HMMMM - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-09T17:13:01-08:00

I think he went that way

VADER - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-09T17:08:01-08:00

THIS IS WHY WE LIKE HIM

DRUGS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-09T17:01:36-08:00

nuff said

PULL CLOSER - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-09T16:44:41-08:00

and ill hit them with this wheel

WHAT IF THE NFL PLAYED LIKE MADDEN - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-09T16:12:48-08:00

MY EXWIFE WAS VERY LUCKY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-09T15:27:30-08:00

She was out flying yesterday and had
to make an emergency landing. No one
on the ground was hurt

A LONG TIME AGO - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-09T15:13:25-08:00

in a galaxy far far away...

IT LOOKS LIKE - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-09T14:49:06-08:00

a couple of our moderators
have joined Microsoft

FLASHING 12 OCLOCK - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-09T14:20:43-08:00

CLOSE - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-09T12:09:41-08:00

TESTING THE WATER - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-09T11:35:17-08:00

WOOKIEES - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-09T11:28:31-08:00

The Empires favorite Fall Guys

STAR PORN - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-09T11:24:21-08:00

A long time ago
in a galaxy far far away...
fapfapfapfap

RELIABILITY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-09T11:19:29-08:00

Even the Empire had material problems...
stupid Lowest Bidder contracting rules

SECURITY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-09T11:15:07-08:00

The Emperor wasnt taking any
chances with his new Death Star.

NOW RON - Rating: 4.3/5

2009-11-09T11:07:31-08:00

I know its Star Wars Day
but...

OBICAT KENOBI - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-09T11:06:46-08:00

The LOL is strong with this one...
but then again so is his litterbox.

LEFTOVER PIECES - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-09T10:48:31-08:00

Hmmm this brick is about the same size
as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine...
where do you think its supposed to go

SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-09T10:40:39-08:00

Think twice about telling off your Boss.
And if your Boss is a Sith Lord you may
want to think about it a few MORE times.

RECRUITING - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-09T10:33:09-08:00

I find your lack of faith
in the effectiveness of
baked goods disturbing

OFFICE MORALE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-09T10:27:55-08:00

Despite the Emperors hopes
Funny Hat Fridays never did significantly
improve morale on the Death Star

ARGUMENT SETTLED - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-09T10:22:25-08:00

Greedo WHO
Chewbacca shot first.

AMBER ALERT - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-09T10:11:02-08:00

HOW TIM TEBOW STAYS IN SHAPE

DENIAL - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-09T08:09:49-08:00

YOUVE LOST - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-09T05:20:01-08:00

STEVE DID WONDER.... - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-09T05:15:20-08:00

had the extra hot shrimp vindaloo been the best choice

WHATS THE SIGN OF A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-09T04:48:45-08:00

When you can see something funny in any given situation.

SELF DISCOVERY - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-09T01:44:15-08:00

AMBASSADOR JARJAR - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-08T22:42:50-08:00

WHAT WATH I THUPPOSED TO DO - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-08T20:34:17-08:00

He Triple Dog Dared me

GRANDSTANDING - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-08T20:23:12-08:00

PRODIGY - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-08T20:22:42-08:00

R2D2 - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-08T20:19:33-08:00

And you thought he was some weird special effect
Kenny Baker the man the myth the legend

BARRIERS - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-08T19:33:43-08:00

They are meant to be broken

ECONOMY CLASS - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-08T18:21:17-08:00

NEXT TIME IM PAYING FOR FIRST CLASS

HALFTIME - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-08T18:16:13-08:00

THE BIRD AND THE BEES TALK - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-08T17:41:04-08:00

HUMPTY DUMPTY - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-08T17:39:09-08:00

Nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it state
that he was an egg.

LONGING - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-08T17:35:13-08:00

SPIDERWEBS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-08T17:26:30-08:00

LIONS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-08T15:37:49-08:00

The only place in which having five of them makes you a winner
is motifake.com

ANOTHER VETERANS DAY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-08T14:46:25-08:00

FRIENDSHIP - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-08T14:14:29-08:00

You always hurt the one you love

JUDGEMENTAL BOX - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-08T14:04:38-08:00

is not impressed

WORDS - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-08T13:47:12-08:00

Who needs them

CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-08T12:20:18-08:00

SIX SHOOTERS - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-08T11:57:51-08:00

HELEN OF TROY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-08T08:25:38-08:00

DR. MCNINJA - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-08T07:59:18-08:00

Anything I could put here would detract from the awsomeness of the picture

BASEBALL - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-08T06:07:35-08:00

FREEDOM - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-08T00:41:19-08:00

It isnt free

THE FORCE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-08T00:28:48-08:00

Strong it is with this one

THE HALL OF FAME - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-07T21:39:03-08:00

MUSICIAN - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-07T21:18:04-08:00

It hurts to say this but lets face it
Things got so weird at one point that he had to DIE in order for us
to remember that he actually was one.

PARIS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-07T20:54:15-08:00

France
In sight

RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-07T20:39:03-08:00

PUNCTUALITY - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-07T20:33:03-08:00

Because otherwise...
Theres your name.
There used to be your name.

GOOD NEIGHBOR ADVICE 1 - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-07T20:11:21-08:00

SHT - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-07T18:42:02-08:00

SOMEONE GET ME A SIX PACK

HUH - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-07T18:36:20-08:00

Hugh Jackman
The songanddance guy
He doesnt look anything like me

MUSICIAN - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-07T17:30:48-08:00

CHAOTIC EVIL - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-07T17:08:49-08:00

Its about enjoying lifes little pleasures.

SHARING - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-07T16:14:56-08:00

FEMALE ORGASM - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-07T16:10:28-08:00

Like the Holy Grail an ultimate but
elusive quest for something that wasnt
worth all the trouble in the first place.

PERIL - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-07T15:40:40-08:00

GHOST BUSTERS - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-07T15:05:35-08:00

And thier biggest catch

3 DOORS DOWN - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-07T14:58:14-08:00

Even though most of your songs sound almost EXACTLY alike
I suppose we can still refer to you as musicians.
But you get some of these to go with it.

REJECTING YOUR S H I T - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-07T14:30:30-08:00

RUSSIAN... - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-07T14:13:29-08:00

...into a staring contest while your BFF lay dying in your arms is not cool.
Too soon Rocky.
Too soon.

PHONE SEX - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-07T14:01:03-08:00

CIGGIES - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-07T10:09:48-08:00

Jimmy Is Just Another Victim

OLD ITALIAN PROVERB - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-07T09:34:26-08:00

Revenge Is A Dish
Best Served Cold

ANNIVERSARY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-07T08:51:58-08:00

DOESNT MATTER JIMMY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-07T08:13:49-08:00

CONUNDRUM - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-06T20:50:38-08:00

DEMOCRACY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-06T20:31:13-08:00

WE KNOW - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-06T20:18:38-08:00

We were trying not to laugh the whole time.

AMERICAS FUTURE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-06T18:38:47-08:00

HARBORED - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-06T18:13:39-08:00

EXPECTATIONS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-06T17:39:57-08:00

HOLY GRAIL - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-06T17:32:49-08:00

SMELLS LIKE FREEDOM - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-06T16:27:03-08:00

MOTIFAKER - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-06T16:24:03-08:00

Not the cop stopping the Dunkin Donut truck again.
One poodle for you

GOD - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-06T14:10:42-08:00

Yes he does hate us. Especially you.

DEOMCRAT REPUBLICAN - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-06T14:05:14-08:00

I dont really give a fuck. They are all morons just in different ways

THE TALIBAN - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-06T13:05:34-08:00

Meets Mr. F16

CAMPFIRES - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-06T11:17:59-08:00

Natures way of promoting the hotel industry

HORS DOEUVRES - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-06T09:52:23-08:00

That is the LAST time we let
SpaceDog bring the Brownies to
our poker night

BARNEY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-06T09:35:07-08:00

Even he hates Timmy.
Doesnt he Timmy

BEST FRIENDS - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-06T09:16:19-08:00

Hurry it up Romeo I think
I can hear her Dad coming

REMEMBRANCE DAY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-06T08:36:17-08:00

Remember those who fought for freedom

OH ABDULLAH - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-06T07:01:06-08:00

you went with the powder blue turban
I told you how it would make your eyes
dance.

ROAD RAGE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-06T06:50:50-08:00

That uncontrollable urge to ram your car up someones arse.

DIVINE FORCES - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-06T06:40:16-08:00

You cannot kill what already has no life.

VETERANS DAY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-06T06:40:05-08:00

REMEMBER THEM

GIRLS PEEING IN PUBLIC - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-06T06:32:08-08:00

All the sexiness just runs down their legs.

THE VIETNAM WAR - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-06T06:27:30-08:00

We never stood a chance.

WONDER WOMAN - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-06T05:10:40-08:00

No shes more like Epic Woman or
Stupendous Woman or Amazing Woman
or Holy Sht Look at that Babe Woman

ART LET IT BE IN EVERYTHING YOU DO - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-05T23:01:03-08:00

MARCH 2009 - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-05T22:20:11-08:00

PIER PRESSURE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-05T21:46:29-08:00

The Johnsons from next door went last summer and wont shut up about it.
But you just watched Titanic on HBO plus you know your wife doesnt
look good in a bathing suit anymore.

MOOOOOOO - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-05T20:18:18-08:00

INDIFFERENCE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-05T20:13:18-08:00

The final remaining members of the Michael Vick Fan Club

SOMEONE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-05T19:35:13-08:00

...really needs to get laid.
Seriously.

REAL AMERICAN FOOD - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-05T18:08:28-08:00

OH HELL FKIN YEAH

CARPE DIEM - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-05T17:29:55-08:00

RAPPIN - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-05T17:09:21-08:00

The only thing left to do when youre all alone

MIXED BLESSINGS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-05T17:03:47-08:00

LIVING PROOF - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-05T17:02:51-08:00

That zombies do exist.

THE BASKET - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-05T16:46:55-08:00

THE DOGFATHER - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-05T16:34:31-08:00

WALKS TO THE PARK - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-05T15:59:41-08:00

AND SO ENDED - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-05T15:53:25-08:00

The first and only running of the
Alfred Hitchcock Memorial Futurity

WELL NOW I KNOW - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-05T15:45:32-08:00

Where my exwife is working

MEMORIES - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-05T12:52:15-08:00

Because the pictures of your
high school girlfriend that
you kept are now kiddie porn

WOW - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-05T12:50:42-08:00

SELF DATING - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-05T11:33:26-08:00

MOTIVATION - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-05T06:41:17-08:00

Muff this serve and youll never be my doubles partner again

GOOGLE - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-05T06:27:09-08:00

Now with more results than God

NEGLECTFULNESS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-05T05:52:26-08:00

Has anyone seen Muffin
I dont want her moving any more furniture
she could get hurt.

OH NO - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-05T01:58:23-08:00

I dont like this part its too scary
Just tell me when its safe to look okay

ORDERS ARE - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-04T22:29:22-08:00

Nobody can see the Great Oz
Not Nobody
Not Nohow

PLANET OF THE APES VI - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-04T21:17:39-08:00

HAHAHAHA - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-04T20:34:58-08:00

THE BARK KNIGHT - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-04T19:33:35-08:00

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T19:16:04-08:00

Emperor of France
Creator of the Napoleonic Code
Conqueror of the Ziggy Piggy

FORESIGHT ITS HARD TO - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-04T19:12:10-08:00

FUTILITY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-04T18:51:17-08:00

PROMOTION - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-04T18:12:47-08:00

WOW - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-04T18:09:54-08:00

The step by step guide on how not to get laid

FALLING OFF THE WAGON - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-04T17:57:09-08:00

Its not the falling off that hurts
Its the bacon and cheese that cause
all the problems

RECESSIONPROOF - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-04T17:52:41-08:00

IDEAS - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-04T17:30:26-08:00

INGENUITY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-04T17:28:37-08:00

SUCCESS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-04T17:04:53-08:00

YOUR LIFE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-04T16:24:12-08:00

COLD BONES - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-04T16:08:05-08:00

Dont worry
They warm up quickly

VADER CLONE WARS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T15:29:00-08:00

Due to the Global Economic Picture
This fighter will be reduced to
rolling over the enemy.

USS MOTIFAKE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T14:32:00-08:00

CUSTOMER SERVICE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-04T14:27:26-08:00

EXTORTION - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-04T14:26:34-08:00

BONE CD - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-04T13:31:18-08:00

Loves group photos

KEEP WALKING - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-04T13:23:51-08:00

keep walking keep walking keep walking
dont look dont look...damn that smells
good.no no...keep walking keep walking..

NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-04T13:00:52-08:00

INTIMIDATION - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-04T12:59:45-08:00

EPIC MESH - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T12:24:44-08:00

With epic ass too

HARD WORK - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T11:20:30-08:00

PICTURESQUE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-04T09:52:44-08:00

Natural Beauty Overlapping Man Made Beauty
Shattered By The Fact That
People Have Probably Drowned Here.

THE HIT - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-04T08:39:27-08:00

You didnt really think Dorothy went through a tornado a forest
of evil trees dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all
for a stupid pair of red shoes did you

GREETINGS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-04T08:24:57-08:00

BEAUTY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T08:22:05-08:00

If we make choices solely based on what we
see on the outside we will be disappointed.
I was right...no bacon just baloney.

SUBLIMINAL ARCHITECTURE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T06:42:27-08:00

Subtlety is the key

LEADERSHIP - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-04T05:58:06-08:00

the key to leadership is little more than oppressing the people
while allowing them to think theyre in control

CLICKABLE DIVERSIONS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-04T02:05:31-08:00

Available daily in the form of Dcups on the lefthand column of
Motifake.com and youve already stopped reading this havent you

CONTEXT - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-04T00:48:25-08:00

Without it a boring workout scene can cause geeks to sweat
heavily have trouble breathing and suffer pulled muscles.

TRUE DEMOTIVATION - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-03T21:34:15-08:00

TRENDS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-03T20:56:02-08:00

LOVING FRIENDS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-03T20:50:42-08:00

RULE 34B - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-03T20:07:22-08:00

CHUCK NORRIS WHO - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-03T19:47:35-08:00

Gunny says Sit on it and rotate MAGGOT

BIG GAME HUNTERS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-03T19:00:26-08:00

GROWING UP OREGON FIR - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-03T16:38:19-08:00

EVERY MAN - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-03T16:20:57-08:00

FIRST LADIES - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-03T15:51:30-08:00

They have a lot of shit to do

MILITARY SERVICE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-03T14:34:17-08:00

All have given some
Some have given all
Thank you

COOL GREYBEARDS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-03T12:53:01-08:00

DANCING - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-03T12:19:36-08:00

Her movements werent natural...
they were ungainly and awkward
almost wooden...

KNOTTY PINE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-03T12:16:27-08:00

Looks more like Naughty Pine to me
Just remember to check for bees
before you unlimber your timber

KNOT HOLE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-03T12:13:40-08:00

Yeah my wife calls it
her NOThole too.

GOOD ADVICE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-03T12:12:01-08:00

Better advice Plant Emo trees.
They cut themselves.

CARSTAND - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-03T12:03:27-08:00

GTA SOMALIA - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-03T11:20:09-08:00

Now available.

YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SKINNY - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-03T08:28:26-08:00

to be sexy

BACON - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-03T07:21:47-08:00

PREMATURE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-03T06:46:32-08:00

HEAVEN - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-03T06:45:01-08:00

EPIC FART - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-03T05:02:37-08:00

I LOVE TREES - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-02T22:40:42-08:00

TIGHTY WHITIES - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-02T22:21:56-08:00

PLAYING DEAD - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-02T21:17:01-08:00

THEY BULLDOZE THE TREES - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T19:36:28-08:00

IN AUTUMNS WAKE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-02T19:29:38-08:00

Remember why we died. For they did not wish tribute nor song
nor monuments nor poems of fleeting beauty.
Their wish was simple. Remember us

TREES IN AUTUMN - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-02T19:21:01-08:00

Most people love looking out as those leaves changing colors
Not here in the northern United States
We have pine trees....

REDHEADS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-02T19:09:48-08:00

myth confirmed

THEY SAY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T18:55:49-08:00

The love that lasts the longest is the love that can never be
I say a little bestiality on the side can
always help your floppy hyper drive

I WONDER.... - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-02T18:15:43-08:00

...Oh how I wonder if the concrete will hold her body down.

GREYBEARDS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-02T17:52:39-08:00

HEALING TOUCH - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-02T17:23:22-08:00

THE TREES - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-02T17:21:37-08:00

GAY SUPER HEROES - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-02T16:50:43-08:00

FULFILLMENT - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-02T16:29:37-08:00

YOU CAN JAIL THE REVOLUTIONARY - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-02T16:12:40-08:00

but not the Revolution

GRIP IT - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-02T16:06:36-08:00

and rip it

YOU HEAR ME - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T15:53:35-08:00

I want him dead I want his family dead I want his house burned to the ground

JAILBAIT - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-02T15:35:22-08:00

She looks awfully young
If you can tell a trees age by the number of rings...
I guess Ill have to take a look at her va

DISILLUSION - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-02T14:59:25-08:00

LEWIS CLARK EXPEDITION - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-02T14:57:41-08:00

CHANGE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-02T14:54:17-08:00

WHETHER I SEE IT HEAR IT OR READ IT - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-02T13:45:15-08:00

This is how my brain assimilates
Shakespeare

HER SCREAMS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T13:30:40-08:00

HAMLETTARD - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-02T13:08:03-08:00

BLACK MARIO GANG - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-02T11:10:58-08:00

Bowser stole our ho
so we gonna cap his ass

RONALD - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-02T10:57:14-08:00

Welcome to McDonalds.
You want someone killed with those fries

VOTE WHORES - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-02T10:31:19-08:00

CRAFTSMANSHIP - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-02T10:03:18-08:00

This guy has it. So dude how much
to build a deck on my house

PREFERENCES - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-02T08:57:22-08:00

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-02T07:22:54-08:00

AlQaedas version.

PARTING - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-02T06:28:20-08:00

HISTORICALLY SPEAKING - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-02T06:23:47-08:00

DANCING GOAT - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-02T06:18:47-08:00

Move over long cat flying shark caffeine squirrel patient bear
and hat hamster. Theres a new
sheriff in town.

OM NOM NOM - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-02T05:02:10-08:00

nom nom nom

SORRY SWEETHEART... - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-02T03:42:55-08:00

PARTY TRICK - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T03:01:42-08:00

HELL HATH NO FURY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T01:55:24-08:00

BEEF - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-02T00:45:29-08:00

Cmon Romeo... First lets say Fuck you Tybalt in iambic pentameter
and then lets go over there and shoot his ass
Oh btw why are you all dressed up

ITS FIRST MODERATOR - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-01T21:48:59-08:00

MY TACO - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-01T19:45:17-08:00

WHATS IN A NAME - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-01T17:54:56-08:00

CLASSIC JUILLIARD - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-01T17:53:55-08:00

IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-01T17:29:16-08:00