MotiFake.com

DEMOCRACY - Rating: 4.4/5

2009-11-06T20:31:13-08:00

AMERICAS FUTURE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-06T18:38:47-08:00

HARBORED - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-06T18:13:39-08:00

EXPECTATIONS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-06T17:39:57-08:00

HOLY GRAIL - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-06T17:32:49-08:00

DEOMCRAT REPUBLICAN - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-06T14:05:14-08:00

I dont really give a fuck. They are all morons just in different ways

CAMPFIRES - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-06T11:17:59-08:00

Natures way of promoting the hotel industry

HORS DOEUVRES - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-06T09:52:23-08:00

That is the LAST time we let
SpaceDog bring the Brownies to
our poker night

BARNEY - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-06T09:35:07-08:00

Even he hates Timmy.
Doesnt he Timmy

BEST FRIENDS - Rating: 4.3/5

2009-11-06T09:16:19-08:00

Hurry it up Romeo I think
I can hear her Dad coming

REMEMBRANCE DAY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-06T08:36:17-08:00

Remember those who fought for freedom

OH ABDULLAH - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-06T07:01:06-08:00

you went with the powder blue turban
I told you how it would make your eyes
dance.

DIVINE FORCES - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-06T06:40:16-08:00

You cannot kill what already has no life.

VETERANS DAY - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-06T06:40:05-08:00

REMEMBER THEM

WONDER WOMAN - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-06T05:10:40-08:00

No shes more like Epic Woman or
Stupendous Woman or Amazing Woman
or Holy Sht Look at that Babe Woman

ART LET IT BE IN EVERYTHING YOU DO - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-05T23:01:03-08:00

MARCH 2009 - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-05T22:20:11-08:00

PIER PRESSURE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-05T21:46:29-08:00

The Johnsons from next door went last summer and wont shut up about it.
But you just watched Titanic on HBO plus you know your wife doesnt
look good in a bathing suit anymore.

MOOOOOOO - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-05T20:18:18-08:00

INDIFFERENCE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-05T20:13:18-08:00

The final remaining members of the Michael Vick Fan Club

SOMEONE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-05T19:35:13-08:00

...really needs to get laid.
Seriously.

CARPE DIEM - Rating: 4.2/5

2009-11-05T17:29:55-08:00

MIXED BLESSINGS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-05T17:03:47-08:00

THE BASKET - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-05T16:46:55-08:00

THE DOGFATHER - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-05T16:34:31-08:00

WALKS TO THE PARK - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-05T15:59:41-08:00

AND SO ENDED - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-05T15:53:25-08:00

The first and only running of the
Alfred Hitchcock Memorial Futurity

WELL NOW I KNOW - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-05T15:45:32-08:00

Where my exwife is working

MEMORIES - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-05T12:52:15-08:00

Because the pictures of your
high school girlfriend that
you kept are now kiddie porn

SELF DATING - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-05T11:33:26-08:00

NEGLECTFULNESS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-05T05:52:26-08:00

Has anyone seen Muffin
I dont want her moving any more furniture
she could get hurt.

OH NO - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-05T01:58:23-08:00

I dont like this part its too scary
Just tell me when its safe to look okay

ORDERS ARE - Rating: 4.3/5

2009-11-04T22:29:22-08:00

Nobody can see the Great Oz
Not Nobody
Not Nohow

PLANET OF THE APES VI - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-04T21:17:39-08:00

HAHAHAHA - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-04T20:34:58-08:00

THE BARK KNIGHT - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-04T19:33:35-08:00

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-04T19:16:04-08:00

Emperor of France
Creator of the Napoleonic Code
Conqueror of the Ziggy Piggy

FORESIGHT ITS HARD TO - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-04T19:12:10-08:00

FUTILITY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-04T18:51:17-08:00

PROMOTION - Rating: 4.2/5

2009-11-04T18:12:47-08:00

FALLING OFF THE WAGON - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T17:57:09-08:00

Its not the falling off that hurts
Its the bacon and cheese that cause
all the problems

RECESSIONPROOF - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-04T17:52:41-08:00

IDEAS - Rating: 4.2/5

2009-11-04T17:30:26-08:00

INGENUITY - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-04T17:28:37-08:00

SUCCESS - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-04T17:04:53-08:00

YOUR LIFE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-04T16:24:12-08:00

COLD BONES - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T16:08:05-08:00

Dont worry
They warm up quickly

VADER CLONE WARS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-04T15:29:00-08:00

Due to the Global Economic Picture
This fighter will be reduced to
rolling over the enemy.

USS MOTIFAKE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T14:32:00-08:00

BONE CD - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-04T13:31:18-08:00

Loves group photos

KEEP WALKING - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-04T13:23:51-08:00

keep walking keep walking keep walking
dont look dont look...damn that smells
good.no no...keep walking keep walking..

NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-04T13:00:52-08:00

INTIMIDATION - Rating: 4/5

2009-11-04T12:59:45-08:00

EPIC MESH - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-04T12:24:44-08:00

With epic ass too

HARD WORK - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T11:20:30-08:00

PICTURESQUE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-04T09:52:44-08:00

Natural Beauty Overlapping Man Made Beauty
Shattered By The Fact That
People Have Probably Drowned Here.

THE HIT - Rating: 4.2/5

2009-11-04T08:39:27-08:00

You didnt really think Dorothy went through a tornado a forest
of evil trees dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all
for a stupid pair of red shoes did you

GREETINGS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T08:24:57-08:00

BEAUTY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-04T08:22:05-08:00

If we make choices solely based on what we
see on the outside we will be disappointed.
I was right...no bacon just baloney.

SUBLIMINAL ARCHITECTURE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-04T06:42:27-08:00

Subtlety is the key

LEADERSHIP - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-04T05:58:06-08:00

the key to leadership is little more than oppressing the people
while allowing them to think theyre in control

CLICKABLE DIVERSIONS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-04T02:05:31-08:00

Available daily in the form of Dcups on the lefthand column of
Motifake.com and youve already stopped reading this havent you

CONTEXT - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-04T00:48:25-08:00

Without it a boring workout scene can cause geeks to sweat
heavily have trouble breathing and suffer pulled muscles.

TRUE DEMOTIVATION - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-03T21:34:15-08:00

TRENDS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-03T20:56:02-08:00

LOVING FRIENDS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-03T20:50:42-08:00

RULE 34B - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-03T20:07:22-08:00

CHUCK NORRIS WHO - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-03T19:47:35-08:00

Gunny says Sit on it and rotate MAGGOT

BIG GAME HUNTERS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-03T19:00:26-08:00

I VOTED FOR CHANGE - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-03T17:37:44-08:00

Now thats all I have left.

GROWING UP OREGON FIR - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-03T16:38:19-08:00

EVERY MAN - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-03T16:20:57-08:00

FIRST LADIES - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-03T15:51:30-08:00

They have a lot of shit to do

MILITARY SERVICE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-03T14:34:17-08:00

All have given some
Some have given all
Thank you

COOL GREYBEARDS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-03T12:53:01-08:00

DANCING - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-03T12:19:36-08:00

Her movements werent natural...
they were ungainly and awkward
almost wooden...

KNOTTY PINE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-03T12:16:27-08:00

Looks more like Naughty Pine to me
Just remember to check for bees
before you unlimber your timber

KNOT HOLE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-03T12:13:40-08:00

Yeah my wife calls it
her NOThole too.

GOOD ADVICE - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-03T12:12:01-08:00

Better advice Plant Emo trees.
They cut themselves.

CARSTAND - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-03T12:03:27-08:00

GTA SOMALIA - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-03T11:20:09-08:00

Now available.

YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SKINNY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-03T08:28:26-08:00

to be sexy

BACON - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-03T07:21:47-08:00

HEAVEN - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-03T06:45:01-08:00

EPIC FART - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-03T05:02:37-08:00

TIGHTY WHITIES - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-02T22:21:56-08:00

PLAYING DEAD - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-02T21:17:01-08:00

THEY BULLDOZE THE TREES - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-02T19:36:28-08:00

IN AUTUMNS WAKE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-02T19:29:38-08:00

Remember why we died. For they did not wish tribute nor song
nor monuments nor poems of fleeting beauty.
Their wish was simple. Remember us

TREES IN AUTUMN - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-02T19:21:01-08:00

Most people love looking out as those leaves changing colors
Not here in the northern United States
We have pine trees....

THEY SAY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-02T18:55:49-08:00

The love that lasts the longest is the love that can never be
I say a little bestiality on the side can
always help your floppy hyper drive

GREYBEARDS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-02T17:52:39-08:00

HEALING TOUCH - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-02T17:23:22-08:00

GAY SUPER HEROES - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-02T16:50:43-08:00

FULFILLMENT - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-02T16:29:37-08:00

YOU CAN JAIL THE REVOLUTIONARY - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-02T16:12:40-08:00

but not the Revolution

GRIP IT - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-02T16:06:36-08:00

and rip it

YOU HEAR ME - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T15:53:35-08:00

I want him dead I want his family dead I want his house burned to the ground

JAILBAIT - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-02T15:35:22-08:00

She looks awfully young
If you can tell a trees age by the number of rings...
I guess Ill have to take a look at her va

DISILLUSION - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-02T14:59:25-08:00

CHANGE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-02T14:54:17-08:00

WHETHER I SEE IT HEAR IT OR READ IT - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T13:45:15-08:00

This is how my brain assimilates
Shakespeare

HER SCREAMS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T13:30:40-08:00

HAMLETTARD - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T13:08:03-08:00

BLACK MARIO GANG - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-02T11:10:58-08:00

Bowser stole our ho
so we gonna cap his ass

VOTE WHORES - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T10:31:19-08:00

PREFERENCES - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-02T08:57:22-08:00

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-02T07:22:54-08:00

AlQaedas version.

PARTING - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-02T06:28:20-08:00

HISTORICALLY SPEAKING - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-02T06:23:47-08:00

OM NOM NOM - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-02T05:02:10-08:00

nom nom nom

SORRY SWEETHEART... - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-02T03:42:55-08:00

PARTY TRICK - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-02T03:01:42-08:00

HELL HATH NO FURY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-02T01:55:24-08:00

ITS FIRST MODERATOR - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-01T21:48:59-08:00

MY TACO - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-01T19:45:17-08:00

WHATS IN A NAME - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-01T17:54:56-08:00

CLASSIC JUILLIARD - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-01T17:53:55-08:00

IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-01T17:29:16-08:00

OTHELLO - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-01T17:28:35-08:00

HISTORY - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-01T16:55:25-08:00

Why repeat it when its so much more fun
just to change it.

HIS TREE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-01T16:38:45-08:00

WILL NOT REPEAT ITSELF

KANYE WESTS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-01T14:53:42-08:00

Favorite Movie

AND YOUR MOM - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-01T14:28:38-08:00

and your Cousin and your Brother and now the dog is looking real nervous.

UM MOMMY WHATS... - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-01T14:10:37-08:00

Shut up and put your seatbelt back on Jimmy.
Were going to Burger King.

SUPERMAN - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-01T11:27:04-08:00

The S isnt for smart

TRADITION - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-01T10:43:28-08:00

GOOD PREVAILS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-01T10:36:19-08:00

BRICK TOP - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-11-01T10:03:40-08:00

nemesis n A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate
agent. Personified in this case by an orrible cunt... me.

BONE CD - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-01T09:24:55-08:00

Listened to by many. Respected by all.

HISTORY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-01T05:01:15-08:00

NAILED - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-11-01T04:25:29-08:00

MOTIFAKE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-31T23:18:33-07:00

After a while it seems like
everything is a potential Motifake.

SHOULD I SWIM - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-31T22:18:24-07:00

Ive come all this way and I wore my swim trunks
under my clothes but I forgot underpants. Ill have to wait
to dry off. Its not easy being French

HISTORY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-31T22:11:07-07:00

ACTION TRANSVESTITE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-31T21:09:30-07:00

Running Jumping Climbing Trees. This is not a drag queen This is the Izzard

HALLOWEEN - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-31T20:08:07-07:00

BEGGING POSITION - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-31T19:20:29-07:00

CONTEMPLATION - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-31T18:50:11-07:00

EPIC FAIL - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-31T18:46:54-07:00

I mean JAIL...
Jail.
I meant EPIC JAIL

CONSISTENCY - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-31T17:25:48-07:00

HALLOWEEN - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-31T17:03:06-07:00

INCONVENIENCE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-31T17:01:18-07:00

Jane was a bit little pissed when she found out the address of the nearest
center to treat her chronic narcolepsy.

BRILLIANCE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-31T17:00:55-07:00

NIPPLES - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-31T16:59:59-07:00

LIMITED TIME OFFER - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-31T16:45:20-07:00

SCORPIOS CANDY CORN - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-31T16:12:10-07:00

Suddenly remembered in late October
but forgotten by early December

SANTA - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-31T14:53:39-07:00

UNION DUES - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-31T14:05:19-07:00

NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-31T13:43:19-07:00

HISTORY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-31T12:52:22-07:00

Teaching us what we all learned from the Greek
philosophy art war politics science and samesex relationships

CHRISTMAS EVE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-31T12:23:26-07:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-31T11:19:31-07:00

FEEDBACK - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-31T10:28:19-07:00

HALLOWEEN - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-31T10:26:18-07:00

HISTORY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-31T09:53:49-07:00

DADDY - Rating: 4/5

2009-10-31T09:03:02-07:00

POSTIT NOTES - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-31T08:44:15-07:00

JUST A NOTE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-31T06:33:27-07:00

OCTOBER 30 2009 - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-31T00:10:53-07:00

The night Christmas came early on MotiFake.
Along with every guy watching the comments section.

PSYCHIC GOOGLE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-30T23:54:15-07:00

Yes. Yes. No. Really Yes. No. No. Probably. Yes. What

THE EXPERIENCES OF OUR LIVES - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-30T23:17:53-07:00

How dear to this heart are the scenes of my childhood
When fond recollection presents them to view
Samuel Woodworth

DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTERS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-30T22:08:47-07:00

SALMA - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-30T20:44:45-07:00

Voluptuousness personified

CHRISTMAS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-30T19:05:40-07:00

IDEALISM - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-30T18:49:04-07:00

FLOWERS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-30T18:23:40-07:00

Well ladies Still think theyre romantic

DOUBLE STANDARDS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-30T17:30:56-07:00

Truer words were never spoken.

WAIT... - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-30T17:12:39-07:00

what

A MODERATORS JOB - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-30T17:03:44-07:00

While such responsibility does have its benefits
it can also be at times thankless tedious.

ACCELERATE YOUR OOMPH - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-30T16:07:03-07:00

FINE ALREADY... - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-30T15:47:51-07:00

you can go first

POLITIFAKERS - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-30T15:45:06-07:00

So close and yet so far

LAST BUT NOT LEAST - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-30T15:09:48-07:00

YOGA - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-30T14:50:52-07:00

TROLLS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-30T14:34:58-07:00

LINGUISTIC EXPERTS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-30T13:54:11-07:00

DISPIRITED - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-30T12:51:10-07:00

A MANS COOKING ABILITY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-30T12:07:55-07:00

HAUNTING - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-30T11:52:45-07:00

CAR KEYS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-30T11:20:57-07:00

They are not missing until you have checked everywhere

OH THOSE KIDS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-30T11:20:45-07:00

PATS PLACE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-30T11:04:36-07:00

HEY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-30T10:20:32-07:00

Has anyone seen the dog

MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-30T10:06:58-07:00

Middle of the Pacific Ocean
The big boys still need to eat

AIRMAN - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-30T09:57:26-07:00

THE PERFECT DRESS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-30T09:45:11-07:00

Never mess with older women

THEY SAY - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-30T09:40:16-07:00

Ghosts are the still present souls of those now departed
I say theyre my brain cells trying to warn me about Jaeger again

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-30T09:22:30-07:00

REUNIONS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-30T07:51:42-07:00

Your family reunion will never be as cool as Arrogant Knights.

BRITISH LAW - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-30T06:33:26-07:00

LOGICAL THINKING - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-30T03:50:35-07:00

Something LogicDude Cant Seem To Do...

IM NOT A TROLL - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-30T00:36:00-07:00

My mommie left her laptop on

CHUCKO NORRISO - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-29T23:22:20-07:00

WELCOME TO PAINVILLE - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-29T23:14:17-07:00

Population YOU

GOOGLE - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-29T21:54:50-07:00

We know what LogicDude is searching for...
And so does Salma which is why she
took out that restraining order.

INTERNET FAME - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-29T21:40:07-07:00

Facebook Twitter Yeah right
If you really want to get noticed
post those pics on MotiFake.com

HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-29T21:23:43-07:00

The only thing scary about Power Girls costumes is how
goddamn good those sexy skintight outfits look on her.
picture very much related

THE SWORD TO FIGHT INJUSTICE - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-29T20:36:54-07:00

The mask to fight tyranny
The hat which needs to be reblocked

PERSISTENCE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-29T20:05:58-07:00

YO CANADIAN GIRL - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-29T19:59:30-07:00

Imma let you finish...
But then im eating yo ass

AMINA - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-29T19:48:56-07:00

A touch demanding Maybe
But still sexier than a
naked cake with cherry nipples

STORM OF JUSTICE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-29T18:51:54-07:00

DAMMIT - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-29T18:37:26-07:00

GODFORMERS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-29T18:03:52-07:00

Where Fire and Brimstone Sermons fail
Guaranteed to scare the Hell out of your kids

CONDOM DEPOT - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-29T18:00:47-07:00

AGAINST THE GRAIN - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-29T17:49:31-07:00

Having the courage to be different does
not mean you will fail just that if you
fail you will still be a loser

SKELETONS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-29T17:20:49-07:00

Some are best left in the closet

ACCEPTANCE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-29T17:18:58-07:00

Her love is like the tide
When it comes in she is gone
like sand through an hourglass

ACCEPTANCE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-29T17:17:32-07:00

JUSTICE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-29T17:08:23-07:00

MOSES - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-29T17:07:44-07:00

on his first and last day as a lifeguard.

FRESH AIR AND JOY - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-29T17:06:15-07:00

JUSTICE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-29T17:04:17-07:00

ET 2 BRUTE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-29T16:31:41-07:00

LURKING - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-29T16:03:16-07:00

BOUNDARIES - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-29T15:45:02-07:00

DEARLY DEPARTED - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-29T15:28:06-07:00

SNIFF SNIFF - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-29T15:14:24-07:00

NIKOLA TESLA - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-29T14:20:16-07:00

Thomas A. Edison was his bitch.

POOR PEOPLE - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-29T13:52:51-07:00

Have been voting Democrat for 50 years..And their still poor.
Charles Barkley

ROCK - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-29T13:40:30-07:00

PERFECT - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-29T13:34:32-07:00

Just fing perfect

WANNA PLAY WITH ME - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-29T13:27:15-07:00

Hell yeah I wanna play with you

YOU SAID YOU ALWAYS WANTED - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-29T12:42:21-07:00

an electric toothbrush

SUNRISE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-29T12:37:57-07:00

Time to roll out of bed grab the paper
a cup of joe turn on the news go to..
Well not for all of us

EXCUSE ME - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-29T12:30:42-07:00

Please return your tray to the upright position

MODERATOR ARMOR - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-29T12:28:40-07:00

Agdaniele has found it useful

A TIMMY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-29T12:15:26-07:00

TALE OF TWO BEAVERS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-29T11:52:46-07:00

WE INTERRUPT THIS DREAM - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-29T08:35:12-07:00

to bring you breaking news out of Memphis

SINKABLE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-29T07:09:14-07:00

What kind of wood doesnt float
Natalie Wood 19381981 R.I.P.

I AM BECOME TIMMAY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-29T06:04:28-07:00

JUSTICE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-29T05:48:04-07:00

Time to ride the lightning

HEARTBREAKER - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-29T00:03:28-07:00

MESSIANIC SELFSACRIFICE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-28T23:39:21-07:00

Her parents must be proud

LOOK OUT PEDO BEAR - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-28T23:05:10-07:00

Its Chris Hanson RUN

TWO FACE - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-28T21:46:00-07:00

Heads I destroy Gotham city tails I destroy the whole country
...Tails.

HEAD UP HER ASS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-28T21:28:45-07:00

LISTEN UP PEOPLE - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-28T21:14:15-07:00

BEST. ADVERTISMENT. EVER. - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-28T20:20:56-07:00

I personally award kudos to the sites designer.

MOTIFAKE ZOMBIE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-28T19:48:23-07:00

Resurrected from the land of the dead twice.
Roaming fake motivational posters in search of
BRAAIINS

LOVE IS IN THE AIR - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-28T18:21:23-07:00

But sometimes youre not high enough to grab it.

GOOD TIMES - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-28T17:16:48-07:00

Only old men at 200am really want them.

ETERNAL DREAMS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-28T16:29:53-07:00

YOU GO AHEAD... - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-28T14:20:13-07:00

No ones looking.
Speaking of no ones looking...

GAMES - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-28T13:18:40-07:00

OPTIMIST OR PESSIMIST - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-28T12:35:03-07:00

ATLAS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-28T11:34:41-07:00

No longer has the weight of the world
on his shoulders.
I would gladly carry that for him.

DING DONG - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-28T10:25:49-07:00

YOUR ATTENTION - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-28T10:00:09-07:00

do I have it yet

YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-28T09:59:01-07:00

to dream a new dream

MISCALCULATION - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-28T05:24:34-07:00

SOLITUDE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-28T05:19:38-07:00

DENTAL BEAR - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-28T01:48:42-07:00

NEWEST MEMBER OF MOTIFAKE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-27T21:57:39-07:00

POLITIFAKES - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-27T21:31:43-07:00

This Wolverine just killed a kodiak bear
then shit on the corpse
just to prove a point about politifakes

THE WINNER - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-27T21:30:08-07:00

NIGHTMARES - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-27T21:17:45-07:00

Theyre the stuff that dreams are made of plus
a cold splash of reality to add a little kick.
Anonymous

CHILDHOOD DREAMS - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-27T20:52:31-07:00

DREAMS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-27T20:36:28-07:00

MY DREAM - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-27T20:35:17-07:00

DREAMS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-27T20:34:16-07:00

REINS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-27T20:33:11-07:00

SHOULD YOU GET DIVORCED - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-27T20:32:06-07:00

HEALTHY CHOICES - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-27T20:30:56-07:00

A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-27T20:07:06-07:00

This landing craft had some Atheists
on it
Things change

ADULT VIDEO STORE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-27T19:27:10-07:00

DISSOLUTION - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-27T19:18:54-07:00

BULL SHIT - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-27T19:15:45-07:00

nuff said.

PARASITES - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-27T18:53:56-07:00

PROGRESS - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-27T18:09:17-07:00

The price we pay to get rid of
those pesky park and wildlife
sanctuaries

THE ROAD TO HELL - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-27T18:04:23-07:00

No longer paved with the best intentions. Mexican Made Brick
is cheaper

TOMMY CHONG - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-27T13:55:04-07:00

If everyone was a stoned as he is there would be no more war.
There would be a massive food shortage though.

UNSINKABLE 8 - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-27T11:48:09-07:00

If only Mary Jo Kopechne looked like this...

BASEBALL - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-27T11:44:24-07:00

ATHEISM - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-27T10:51:00-07:00

ATHEISM - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-27T09:37:35-07:00

NOTHING COMPARES - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-27T09:19:55-07:00

to the thrills and chills of the
Dead Fly Circus

THEY SEE ME ROLLING - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-27T08:12:03-07:00

They waiting

MODEL CITIZEN - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-27T06:01:14-07:00

Respecting his neighbors opinions.

DEFEAT - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-27T03:47:01-07:00

Your flesh is a relic a mere vessel.
Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you.
We demand it

AGGY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-26T22:06:56-07:00

I MET JESUS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-26T21:09:18-07:00

2012 - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-26T21:07:25-07:00

The Mayans had it wrong. They did not foresee the ascencion of...
AGDANIELE

BURNING BRIDGES - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-26T20:50:40-07:00

AMORE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-26T18:58:03-07:00

MISUNDERSTOOD SONG LYRICS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-26T16:29:08-07:00

Probably just the tip of the iceberg

HAPPY DRUNKS - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-26T15:55:23-07:00

YOGA - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-26T15:37:51-07:00

Sometimes You Just Dont Feel Like It

LETS PLAY A GAME - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-26T15:05:23-07:00

HALLOWEEN PARTIES - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-26T15:02:19-07:00

ROHYPNOL - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-26T14:09:59-07:00

An excellent substitute for charm and grace

YOUNG ASH - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-26T13:48:47-07:00

He wants to show her his Pokeballs

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-26T13:42:59-07:00

Is one happy female bear

NEIGHBORHOOD PEER PRESSURE - Rating: 4.2/5

2009-10-26T13:36:24-07:00

Never got to Sam

YOUR LUCKY DAY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-26T13:12:59-07:00

Looks like you can save that
chloroform for tomorrow night

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-26T13:10:20-07:00

Screw Chuck E. Cheese that
Elder God Douchebag guy HE knows
how to have a birthday party

HEY - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-26T13:07:03-07:00

I dont think her boobies are real...
I mean who wears their boobs on the
outside of their clothes

THINK TWICE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-26T13:05:02-07:00

Remember Friending Mom and Dad on
MySpace means they can see your pictures...
ALL of your pictures.

HOLY TESTIMONY - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-26T13:04:26-07:00

MODERATORS - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-26T13:02:19-07:00

In The Event Your Poster is Rejected
Please Do Not Beat The Moderators

RECRUITING - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-26T12:59:13-07:00

After two Shuttle failures NASA has
to resort to alcoholic monkey astronauts
to give the space program a boost

NEED A VACATION - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-26T11:42:42-07:00

Might I suggest the West Midlands
The weather may suck but the women
there are apparently veeeeery easy.

DRUNKS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-26T10:40:58-07:00

AGDANIELE SOON DISCOVERS - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-26T10:33:18-07:00

this Mod position can be a bit tricky

BACK TO BASE - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-26T10:30:28-07:00

While the politicians fuck around
these guys just go to work every day

SO.... - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-26T10:20:58-07:00

How did your motifakes do this weekend

MY THEORY - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-26T09:46:18-07:00

UNHOLY TRINITY - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-26T09:19:50-07:00

AGDANIELE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-26T06:41:45-07:00

This is how hell go out...
not with a whimper not with a bang
but with an outline of Guinness bottles

PUSSY - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-26T05:03:05-07:00

ARROGANT OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG KNIGHT - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-26T04:16:17-07:00

BAD WRITING - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-26T03:37:44-07:00

DRINKING - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-25T17:52:54-07:00

People always say alcohol is the enemy
but Jesus wants us to love our enemy
call me the 13th disciple

XMAS PRESENTS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-25T16:54:25-07:00

wed all like one of these in our stocking

LATEST POLLS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-25T16:52:52-07:00

JIMMY THE COBBLER - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-25T14:59:55-07:00

He is the second coming.

THIS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-25T11:37:47-07:00

A DAY IN THE LIFE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-25T09:11:35-07:00

LITTLE LEAGUE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-25T09:06:00-07:00

IRONY IN PARAPHILIA - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-25T07:38:38-07:00

If it is so wrong PETA...then why are you doing it

7TH INNING STRETCH - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-25T07:05:08-07:00

WONDERS OF THE WORLD - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-24T21:21:22-07:00

U2 - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-24T21:05:32-07:00

CHANGES - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-24T19:09:02-07:00

TRANQUILITY - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-24T18:37:07-07:00

I SWEAR TO GOD - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-24T18:14:47-07:00

There was a fan up there at one point.

STRIPPER SCHOOL - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-24T16:01:00-07:00

ACTUALLY - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-24T15:23:58-07:00

THIS is Sparta...

SISTER MARY JANE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-24T14:43:28-07:00

IMMORTALITY - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-24T13:41:22-07:00

SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-24T13:39:53-07:00

TOGETHERNESS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-24T11:49:44-07:00

WHEN I WAS YOUNG - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-24T10:14:14-07:00

I really thought that wealth and power
would bring me happiness.
I was right

MODERATORS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-24T09:37:02-07:00

PERSPECTIVE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-24T09:34:39-07:00

WAIT FOR IT - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-24T09:25:29-07:00

WAIT FOR IT......
Its Gonna Be Spectacular

ETIQUETTE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-24T09:05:13-07:00

SPACEBOOK - Rating: 4/5

2009-10-24T03:54:08-07:00

Even HERE its not safe for work

CRUCIFIXION - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-24T01:03:07-07:00

Hey it may be excruciatingly painful but it still beats the hell
out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants.
JeanClaude Van Damme

FUCKED - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-24T00:36:29-07:00

Dude youre about to get your ass stomped by THIRTEEN Optimus Primes
You passed fucked about ten miles ago...

MERMAIDS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-24T00:26:56-07:00

Because sometimes all you want is a little tail...

MOTIFAKES NEW MODERATOR - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-23T18:34:53-07:00

Forget Not funny enough
Look for What utter nonsense

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Rating: 4/5

2009-10-23T18:05:01-07:00

Empowering women
with more executive clout
than the Patriot Act

THEDRIZZLES NEW DAUGHTER - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-23T16:57:46-07:00

So what have I learned now that I am a father
Apparently vaginas are like Gremlins...
When you get them wet they multiply

SURPRISE BUTTERSEKS - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-23T16:40:30-07:00

the only thing better than surpirse buttseks

ITS ALL IN ADVERTISING - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-23T16:36:05-07:00

TEAMWORK - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-23T16:35:18-07:00

DOING TIME - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-23T16:21:39-07:00

PRECIOUS TIME - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-23T16:16:03-07:00

LOGICAL SUICIDE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-23T15:49:27-07:00

HEY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-23T15:25:46-07:00

A little privacy... Please

TIME - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-23T14:53:49-07:00

THE AWKWARD PAUSE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-23T14:48:52-07:00

INTERNET FIGHTS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-23T14:14:11-07:00

Stupid pointless and in this case real.

ALL THAT DRUGS CAN DO FOR YOU - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-23T11:21:22-07:00

is kill you.
Kill you the long slow hard way

SHIT FOR BRAINS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-23T11:09:55-07:00

UNSINKABLE 7 - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-23T11:09:44-07:00

Originally cast in the movie Fatal Attraction
her part was recast because Michael Douglas couldnt hold her under water
in the bathtub scene.

SWF 27 - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-23T09:07:11-07:00

Looking for SWM 25 32. I love movies
long walks and wieners. Lets meet for
coffee and get to know each other

IT IS NOT POSSIBLE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-23T09:01:03-07:00

to have too much Imitation Crab Meat

THE DAY THAT SEAN REALIZED - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-23T08:32:53-07:00

He was done with grad school

THERES NO PARTY - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-23T07:51:42-07:00

THIS TIME - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-23T07:48:31-07:00

COLLEGE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-23T07:33:56-07:00

UNSINKABLE 6 - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-23T06:45:24-07:00

In the unlikely event of a water landing
your chest may be used as a floatation device.

FOURTH DIMENSION - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-23T05:00:40-07:00

UNEXPECTED HUMOR - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-23T03:46:20-07:00

When real news is funnier than fake news

THE POPE IS WRONG - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-23T02:39:15-07:00

Condoms are biblical

MARRIAGE - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-23T01:27:10-07:00

Till death do them part

BRUCE WAYNE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-22T22:23:58-07:00

Not so much a successful businessman
as a failed communist.

MEME FIGHT - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-22T21:26:48-07:00

TIME - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-22T20:30:54-07:00

ORGIES - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-22T20:17:35-07:00

Where The Beatles lyrics
Come together right now over me
Takes on a whole new meaning

COOKIE GIRL - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-22T17:37:34-07:00

Suddenly I want a cookie.

OH.....HI - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-22T17:20:09-07:00

Youre home early

PERSEVERENCE - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-22T16:55:47-07:00

P.B.S. SHOWS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-22T16:34:16-07:00

Something here does not belong
Can you choose the correct one

THE STREET - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-22T16:30:11-07:00

Elmo and the Gang are ready to
take it back punk ass kids

MARRIAGE COUNSELING - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-22T15:21:58-07:00

For starters lets talk about something
you both have in common. Mr. Andrews
Well neither of us sucks dick

TOURISTS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-22T14:54:49-07:00

KU KLUX KLAN ENVIRONMENTALISTS - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-22T14:53:38-07:00

Keep the Arctic White

MYSTERY - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-22T14:53:31-07:00

THE MICHEAL JACKSON MAUSOLEUM - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-22T14:13:21-07:00

Its a bit different then others

TIMMIES - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-22T14:05:31-07:00

HO WHITE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-22T14:03:05-07:00

Wonder why Grumpy is so Grumpy

300 - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-22T12:32:02-07:00

Bottles of beer later.

THE DEFINITON OF - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-22T12:31:36-07:00

pussy poossee whipt wipt hwipt

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-22T12:30:51-07:00

A staple of every diet around the world
Almost

LISTEN GIRLS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-22T12:12:52-07:00

AAA - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-22T12:00:41-07:00

Is this AAA Roadside assistance My name is Susan...
Say no more what is your location Maam.

VACATIONS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-22T10:55:47-07:00

OILER FANS - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-22T10:17:00-07:00

Serious aboot their hockey

TIME - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-22T09:38:09-07:00

It only mocks you because
someday youll die.

VIRGINITY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-22T08:14:04-07:00

Once youve lost it searching for it is an exercise in futility.

FLYING PUSSY - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-22T07:14:10-07:00

Thats it. Now were all doomed

WEST VIRGINIA - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-22T05:36:06-07:00

INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-22T04:43:34-07:00

TYRANNOSAURUS REX - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-21T22:10:19-07:00

SERENITY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-21T21:48:41-07:00

VACATION - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-21T20:56:05-07:00

Pretty much its what you take
when you cant take anymore
of what you have been taking

VACATION - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-21T20:30:09-07:00

The alternative is to stay home and
tip every third person you see

LIBRARY COMPUTERS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-21T20:13:36-07:00

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-21T20:00:49-07:00

They often have many tastes.
I like them best with vanilla frosting

ELITE FORCES - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-21T17:53:16-07:00

The Zombie Army ATeam
WhipItGood

CUBAN WOMEN LEAVING LAS VEGAS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-21T17:34:41-07:00

THANK GOD THAT BOY WAS FOUND - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-21T17:03:31-07:00

For a second I thought Michael Jackson ordered takeout in heaven.

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-21T16:57:08-07:00

arent usually a problem. However if they start speaking Latin
YOU BETTER RUN MOTHERFUCKER

THE VOICES - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-21T16:03:21-07:00

WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-21T15:39:12-07:00

In 2064 Years

SURVIVAL - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-21T15:07:35-07:00

INSANITY - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-21T14:41:17-07:00

THUNDERCATS HOOOE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-21T14:38:01-07:00

Id snarf her

SEEING EYE TO EYE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-21T13:40:31-07:00

not when real estate is involved

TODDLERS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-21T12:49:57-07:00

VISITATION RIGHTS - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-21T11:38:34-07:00

MYSTERIES - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-21T11:31:24-07:00

UHHHH NO... - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-21T10:43:32-07:00

That dress doesnt make you look fat.

UNSINKABLE 5 - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-21T10:22:41-07:00

She may go down but shell never drown

UNFAPABLE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-21T10:16:57-07:00

WIN WIN - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-21T08:50:28-07:00

Sometimes it just works out that way

PARANOIA - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-21T06:30:13-07:00

THE HUMAN RACE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-21T05:56:58-07:00

Such is the human race often it seems
a pity that Noah... didnt miss the boat
Mark Twain

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-21T05:19:35-07:00

Are awkwardly high pitched and condescendingly sarcastic.
They give great makeup tips though...

TRANSPARENCY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-21T02:02:32-07:00

Its important in a relationship.

GUNS - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-20T22:25:29-07:00

Try This In America And You Will Be Shot With One.

ONE PISSED OFF MEXICAN - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-20T19:53:21-07:00

SOMETIMES I LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-20T19:29:06-07:00

and think just where did I go wrong
Then the voices come and say This is
going to take more than one night

VOICES IN YOUR HEAD - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-20T18:57:06-07:00

THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-20T18:56:17-07:00

S L U T - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-20T17:17:29-07:00

She may be a slut but she looks good to me.
Todd Rundgren Slut 1972

BUTTERFLIES - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-20T17:02:09-07:00

Theyre fucking metal

AIR GUITAR - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-20T16:35:25-07:00

The Champ is ready to defend his title

ZOMBIE LINGERIE MODELS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-20T16:33:01-07:00

The invasion has begun Assimilation
is in progress....

EVEN THOUGH BURT AND EDNA - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-20T16:29:55-07:00

didnt actually attend their 50th
anniversary party a good time was had
by all

LEGACY - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-20T16:03:54-07:00

REVENGE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-20T15:55:26-07:00

is a dish best served cold

COME INTO MY PARLOR - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-20T15:41:49-07:00

MOTIFAKING - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-20T15:20:55-07:00

THE REDSKINS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-20T15:13:24-07:00

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THEIR SHAME

CREEPINESS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-20T15:07:01-07:00

INCOMPETENCE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-20T15:02:17-07:00

I DONT SEE WHAT IS SO BAD - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-20T13:55:19-07:00

I mean no one has ever gotten stoned and tried to kick my ass.

THERE ARE SPIDERS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-20T13:44:06-07:00

Then there are famous spiders

CHINESE ECONOMICS 101 - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-10-20T13:43:33-07:00

SELFESTEEM - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-20T12:28:40-07:00

GUINNESS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-20T11:35:32-07:00

Once you go black...

DYSLEXIA - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-20T10:58:58-07:00

WELL BABE - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-20T10:19:07-07:00

KIDS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-20T08:59:49-07:00

Say the darndest things

HONESTLY OPRAH - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-20T08:49:16-07:00

BREAKING UP - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-20T07:34:03-07:00

INCOMPETENCE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-20T07:31:11-07:00

IN A PERFECT WORLD... - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-20T03:21:15-07:00

The batteries for this remote wouldnt cost 1000000.00

STUMPED... - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-20T02:57:32-07:00

So here is a pic of a girl too beautiful to describe or joke about.

DUCT TAPE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-20T01:41:46-07:00

Seals even the biggest crack.

YOUR POSTER WAS REJECTED - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-19T22:51:43-07:00

QUESTION OF THE DAY - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-19T20:10:22-07:00

ENTERTAINMENT - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-19T17:52:40-07:00

SPIDER BABIES - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-19T17:37:30-07:00

LAST WEEKEND - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-19T17:20:10-07:00

The best parts are just a blur

- Rating: 3/5

2009-10-19T16:16:45-07:00

SWEETHEART YOURE LUCKY - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-19T14:49:01-07:00

PEACE LOVE HAPPINESS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-19T14:25:47-07:00

Old Hippies Never Die
They Just Fade In and Out

STEP SISTERS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-10-19T13:34:18-07:00

SHIT - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-19T12:17:13-07:00

The machines are taking over.

IF YOURE GOING TO DRINK - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-19T12:01:46-07:00

then do it right

BLONDES - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-19T11:46:24-07:00

Starting off easy

FLOWER POWER - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-19T11:32:56-07:00

LEAPFROG - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-19T10:18:14-07:00

PERSPECTIVE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-19T09:58:37-07:00

CANNED GROOVY - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-19T02:21:49-07:00

Ingredients Psychedelic Mushrooms marijuana acoustic guitars tiedie apparel
and non bathing nudists.
May contain traces of conformity

FOR SALE - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-18T19:29:44-07:00

MAS Modle 36 French infantry rifle. Never fired dropped twice includes
bayonetwhite flag holder. These are unfortunately ubiquitous so asking
price will be low. Make Offer.

LAUGHTER - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-18T19:05:33-07:00

IDENTITY - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-18T18:02:14-07:00

THIRTY SEVEN YEARS AGO - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-18T17:27:44-07:00

NO WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-18T17:24:53-07:00

I think its time to call this rule passe

ARCHERY OR BUST - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-18T16:55:40-07:00

The Choice Is Yours.

PARADOX - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-18T16:51:36-07:00

How the fuck did that get there

FUN BAGS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-18T16:44:44-07:00

More Useful Than AirBags

THE RECESSION - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-18T16:29:34-07:00

Sometimes cutting back isnt necessarily a bad thing

MY HOUSECLEANER - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-18T16:26:34-07:00

I think shes after a raise

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-18T16:20:21-07:00

One is an ugly fiendish creature that doesnt know what planet its on.
The other is an alien.

ASSASSINS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-18T16:19:13-07:00

Success means blending into the
background until your prey arrives

BLENDING IN - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-18T16:16:40-07:00

Some people go to far when trying
to blend in to their surroundings

OKTOBERFEST - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-18T10:04:38-07:00

EXCEPTION - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-18T09:59:31-07:00

DOMINANCE - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-18T09:41:17-07:00

LESSONS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-18T09:34:12-07:00

PEDO BEAR - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-18T06:11:40-07:00

Hes on it

ARE YOU FINISHED - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-18T05:45:33-07:00

Am I pretty

TRUE LOVE - Rating: 4/5

2009-10-18T05:39:22-07:00

Isnt it great

SEXUAL HERASSMENT - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-18T05:10:19-07:00

Its always a fail

KINDERGARDEN - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-18T05:04:03-07:00

needs to be fixed

LAUGHTER - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-18T00:55:52-07:00

Im betting you get a lot of it especially when a new
girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time.

CUBAN SWIMMERS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-17T22:48:35-07:00

POOLING YOUR RESOURCES - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-17T21:24:35-07:00

Mikey likes it

KITTEN KOMBAT - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-17T19:17:45-07:00

TOGETHERNESS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-17T18:50:06-07:00

OLD EXPRESSIONS - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-17T16:36:49-07:00