Motifake.com

NEWBORN NAMING - Rating: 0/5

2012-05-16T18:15:34-07:00

TWO BLONDES - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-16T16:25:34-07:00

GAMBLING - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-16T16:21:58-07:00

Never bet more
than you can afford to lose.

- Rating: 3/5

2012-05-16T15:18:48-07:00

- Rating: 2.5/5

2012-05-16T14:58:13-07:00

MATCHBOOK QUANDARY - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-16T14:48:46-07:00

I DONT GET IT

WORTH A TRY - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-16T14:41:23-07:00

- Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-16T14:37:46-07:00

DESPAIR - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-16T14:28:53-07:00

Is the price one pays
For setting oneself
An impossible aim.

ZOMBIES - Rating: 2/5

2012-05-16T13:49:18-07:00

FLASH APPEAL - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-16T13:38:27-07:00

GET IT FLASH A PEEL

TERRORISTS - Rating: 1.5/5

2012-05-16T13:08:08-07:00

This is why Were at war

FUKITALL - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-16T12:22:07-07:00

For those times when you are feeling stressed out
overwhelmed and unappreciated ...

KNOCK KNOCK - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-16T11:22:29-07:00

DETROIT - Rating: 2/5

2012-05-16T11:17:01-07:00

Doesnt build junk
Anymore

TO YOU ITS AN OLD PICTURE IN A TEXTBOOK - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-16T11:15:02-07:00

but to me its a nightmare that will live with me for eternity

ENSLAVED TO ANIME - Rating: 2/5

2012-05-16T10:04:05-07:00

still a better love story then twillight

STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-16T08:14:13-07:00

HE WHO KNOWS THE DARKNESS SHALL LEARN TO LIVE IN THE LIGHTUNKNOWN - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-16T08:12:10-07:00

LOOK ALIKES - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-16T08:02:50-07:00

Thats Because He Proved Time Travel
Is Possible

THEY SAID BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS WOULD MAKE ME LOOK SADDER - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-16T05:44:49-07:00

but it isnt sad enough to reflect how I feel on the inside

2012 - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-16T05:06:37-07:00

WOW I Bet Ya Theres No Wars Or Hunger

STOP TRYING - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-16T03:05:39-07:00

To fit in when you were born to stand out .

NOT EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-16T00:25:35-07:00

When I said I was looking for a horny woman ...

THOSE WHO IGNORE HISTORY.. - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-15T23:43:31-07:00

Are doomed to repeat it.

GREYBEARDS - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-15T21:45:16-07:00

Shirtless buffed and ready for summer.

FINE DINING - Rating: 3.6/5

2012-05-15T21:41:07-07:00

You dont want to know how they prepare the rackoflamb.

NEW RANK AT MOTIFAKE - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-15T21:23:47-07:00

GREENBEARD
Because too many Greybeards were getting restless with no new goals to achieve.

DIABLO 3 LOGGING ON - Rating: 2/5

2012-05-15T21:22:46-07:00

WILLIE THE GIANT - Rating: 3.6/5

2012-05-15T20:54:19-07:00

With a Name Like That Its Evident Disney
Was Trying To Compensate For Something

TROUBLE - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-15T19:42:44-07:00

The trouble with trouble
Is that it starts out as fun

MOTIFAKE - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-15T16:22:09-07:00

Greybeard Wanna Be
aka
Miss Priss

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN... - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-15T16:17:21-07:00

They hatin...

THE MIGHTY GREYBEARD - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-15T16:14:59-07:00

Amid his moderating minions
pointed and roared...
REJECTED

OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Rating: 3.1/5

2012-05-15T16:14:27-07:00

Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.

MONEY CANT BUY YOU HAPPINESS - Rating: 2.4/5

2012-05-15T15:55:43-07:00

Nor a good hair piece.
Poor Donny

I THINK - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-05-15T15:35:23-07:00

they need to rename
The Dumb Friends League

WINE - Rating: 2.8/5

2012-05-15T15:05:45-07:00

I wonder if thats Merlot or Pinot Noir.

YOUVE JUST ENTERED THE TWILIGHT ZONE - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-15T14:53:43-07:00

SCARY AIRLINE TRIP

FELINE LOGIC - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-15T13:55:49-07:00

He doesnt have time before work to change the litter box
OK so turn this thingy here... yeah thats it.
HA Hell have time now

. - Rating: 1.7/5

2012-05-15T12:58:32-07:00

REALLY DO YOU MIND - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-15T12:55:39-07:00

I had it rough last night. Cut me some slack would ya
First that damn Fairy GodMother turned me into a horse.
Then I had to pull a pumpkin around all night.

OCCUPY GUN HOLSTER - Rating: 3.6/5

2012-05-15T11:21:30-07:00

A REAL MENACE

OPEN MIND CONTEST - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-15T08:24:30-07:00

BIASFREE FIRST RUNNERUP

OR AN EXHIBITIONIST - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-15T08:02:12-07:00

WHY I FEAR MAGNETS - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-15T08:01:17-07:00

THE MOST

RUN BOYS... RUN - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-15T07:35:36-07:00

A car ride...oldest trick in the book
and yet we all fell for it

IF HE NEEDS A BOOK - Rating: 2.4/5

2012-05-15T07:21:52-07:00

To tell him what goes with jeans
do not make eye contact and
slowly back away

DISNEY - Rating: 2.4/5

2012-05-15T05:38:53-07:00

Letting us down one movie at a time

AWKWARD - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-15T05:36:52-07:00

Is when the artist doesnt notices what a child does

EXORCISM - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-15T04:39:42-07:00

BEFORE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE - Rating: 3.1/5

2012-05-14T22:21:33-07:00

I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so so bad

EAGERNESS - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-14T22:12:00-07:00

OBEY THE RULES - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-14T21:14:56-07:00

CHEATING GETS YOU NO WHERE - Rating: 3.6/5

2012-05-14T21:05:33-07:00

That explains why Nancy is never invited to any sleepovers and pillow fights.

ANGEL OF DEATH - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-14T20:58:04-07:00

HOPE SHES HOMESCHOOLED - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-14T20:17:43-07:00

LAST MAN - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-14T20:16:04-07:00

CHECK ONESELF - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-14T20:15:03-07:00

HEY HIPSTER - Rating: 2.8/5

2012-05-14T20:09:35-07:00

Youre trying WAY TOO hard

- Rating: 3.6/5

2012-05-14T19:27:31-07:00

- Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-14T19:16:48-07:00

GUNS FOR BEGINNERS - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-14T17:39:46-07:00

Point the scary end at the thing you wanna poke holes in

I WEAR THIS MASK - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-14T17:28:12-07:00

Because I dont like the person underneath. If you met them
would you still want me

MADNESS... - Rating: 3.1/5

2012-05-14T15:51:19-07:00

This is Antarcticaaaaa

AN EVENING SHE WILL TREASURE - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-14T14:56:38-07:00

The simple things with heartfelt thought
behind them are often the most cherished.
Owning a Private Beach probably helped too.

J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-14T14:16:36-07:00

HIRES ETRADE BABY TO REPLACE
THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST 2B

PUPPY MILLS - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-05-14T13:55:43-07:00

If you want a dog adopt from your local shelter dont buy from a pet shop.

LOST IN FOREVER - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-14T13:48:23-07:00

PUT THIS IN OUR BABY BOOK HONEY - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-14T12:46:13-07:00

TOUCH MY COOKIE AND DIE - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-14T12:46:07-07:00

Sadly these were the last words Timmy ever heard.

SETTING PERSONAL GOALS - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-14T12:42:35-07:00

Setting goals is admirable and encouraged often.
You my friend have set this one too high.
You shall never reach it.

WHY WAIT LONG FOR LOVE IF YOU CAN EASILY HAVE LUST - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-14T12:41:09-07:00

REALITY MAKES US OLD - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-14T12:38:44-07:00

PUPPY MILLS - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-14T12:37:42-07:00

When you have to decide between your local shelter or buying from a pet shop.

RIGHT VS WRONG - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-14T12:36:07-07:00

HELP HELP IM BEING REPRESSED - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-14T12:33:24-07:00

Come and see the violence inherent in the system

IF I HATE YOU - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-14T12:27:41-07:00

You dont deserve to know why

FACEBOOK ASSIMILATION. - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-14T11:30:13-07:00

NIGHT ASSAULT - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-14T09:53:59-07:00

FUN TIME - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-14T08:59:30-07:00

when the clown shows up dead

THE TOP 10 - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-14T07:49:34-07:00

To perish approximately 30 years prior to the women were their husbands.
God DOES work miracles.

ON THE JOB - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-14T07:37:30-07:00

Brain dead
from 9 5.

PHOTOGRAPHY - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-14T07:27:56-07:00

The use of a flash will determine
a low or high quality end result
for a picture.

CAT NIP - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-14T05:34:42-07:00

Please tell me we have some

ENOUGH WITH THE DOCTORS - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-14T04:51:31-07:00

Get better or Ill have to come kick your ass

REMINISCE - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-14T04:02:14-07:00

PHOTO BOMBING - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-14T03:32:41-07:00

Give that man a trophy

AGONY - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-14T02:49:39-07:00

PRACTICAL APPROACH - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-14T00:46:11-07:00

FOR ALL - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-13T21:46:44-07:00

DIAMONDS - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-13T21:27:25-07:00

FAME - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-13T21:06:12-07:00

MONTREAL EXPOS - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-13T20:59:36-07:00

Because aparently having a dilapidated
stadium nowhere near downtown is less
than a big draw.

ANGER MANAGEMENT - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-13T20:31:15-07:00

LASIC SURGERY - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-13T17:56:25-07:00

Why Its Not Such A Bad Idea

AMERICAN EDUCATION - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-13T14:08:41-07:00

There cant be a brain drain if there
arent any brains to drain from.

PROMISES - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-13T11:18:05-07:00

are often made too readily
and to some people they mean EVERYTHING.
Once they are broken SORRY means nothing.

GUILT INCLUDED - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-13T11:12:09-07:00

AUSTRALIANS - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-13T10:54:07-07:00

Only they would name a swimming pool
After a prime minister
Who drowned at sea.

LOVE - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-13T08:15:55-07:00

IN MEMORY OF CRISTINA SANTOS - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-13T08:07:19-07:00

loving mother

HE KNOWS - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-13T08:03:52-07:00

300000 BENTLEY CENTENNIAL - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-13T07:42:31-07:00

Hicks are still Hicks even after winning the Lottery

WORDS TO SAVE YOUR SOUL - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-13T07:29:01-07:00

Not tonight dear...
I have a headache

THE BOOK REQUIRES IMAGINATION - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-13T07:24:10-07:00

The movie shows you what to think

FOR IT WAS NOT INTO MY EAR YOU WHISPERED - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-13T06:45:07-07:00

BUT INTO MY HEARTIT WAS NOT MY LIPS YOU KISSED BUT MY SOUL

MY MOM. - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-13T06:41:49-07:00

If Your Moms Still Around Give Her A Call
Happy Mothers Day Mom From Your Family.

6 FLAGS OZ - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-13T05:51:47-07:00

RIDING THE WIZARD

PASS THE AMMUNITION - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-13T05:40:29-07:00

If Only War Could Be So Sweet And Horny

GRANDMA GAGA - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-13T05:40:03-07:00

VAUDEVILLES VERY BEST

ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-13T05:28:48-07:00

REPAIRING OUR RIVERS

PIRATE FOR A LIVING - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-13T05:19:57-07:00

TOUGH TIMES - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-13T01:20:31-07:00

GUY FLEEGMAN - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-12T23:05:32-07:00

A character so awesome...
no one remembers his last name till the END of the movie

MAXI PADS - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-12T22:02:14-07:00

The down there patch for your baby hatch ...

A BRIGHTER FUTURE - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-12T21:41:12-07:00

All you need to do
is get the wife to
shut up

THREE LEVELS OF CRAZY - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-12T21:20:02-07:00

Talks to self . Argues with self . No longer speaking with self .

GIVE YOUR MOM A MOTHERS DAY CARD - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-05-12T20:35:24-07:00

or shell kill you so give her a toast and cook her a roast

MEANWHILE BACK AT MOOS HOUSE - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-12T20:25:11-07:00

he has disguised himself as an ordinary piece of furniture.
Please note his near invisibility is NOT faked with Photoshop.
At least now he can remember the tail hell get tonight.

SHED LIKE SEAFOOD - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-12T20:03:32-07:00

for Mothers Day she says. Something exotic she says.
Her whole family will be coming she says.
I say wait til they find out I didnt kill it.

DISTRACTIONS - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-12T16:24:37-07:00

CAN LEAD TO REJECTIONS

ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF YOUR PRONE TO STROKES - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-12T15:56:12-07:00

Before its to late.

WAXMANS USED CARS - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-12T15:18:13-07:00

WATER DAMAGE

OTC RUBS IT IN - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-12T15:00:49-07:00

Poor MOrd3KaI

LARRY THE FIRST - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-12T14:44:02-07:00

GETR DONE CABLE GUY

OH CRAP - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-12T14:20:18-07:00

The sick feeling you get when you let one rip and get more than what you wanted.

AN OPPORTUNITY - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-12T14:10:54-07:00

For his wife to say thats it
and then find something else
for him to do.

NATURAL DISASTERS - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-12T14:05:43-07:00

Gods way of showing man how screwed you are without Him.

SLEEP TIGHT - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-12T11:08:02-07:00

- Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-12T09:07:28-07:00

LONELY - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-12T08:50:47-07:00

Here I sit alone in this world with
nothing but my thoughts of you they are
poison to my soul

UMM BETTER CALL THE EMTS A PLUMBER - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-12T06:38:01-07:00

The cat mysteriously got himself stuck.
I tried using the plunger but that made things worse.

BECAUSE ROTARY - Rating: 2.3/5

2012-05-12T04:36:49-07:00

I USE THE SAME RAZOR - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-12T03:18:23-07:00

to shave my balls

CONSTIPATION - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-12T02:56:10-07:00

yeaaaaah it came out

UPRISING - Rating: 2.3/5

2012-05-11T23:53:57-07:00

These yellow happy faces are over taking

I DIDNT DO IT - Rating: 2.6/5

2012-05-11T23:32:38-07:00

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GUN - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-11T22:23:30-07:00

but what happens when you run out of bullets

I WONT DIE - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-11T22:09:11-07:00

from lack of
shooting back

DONT BE DISCOURAGED GRASSHOPPER - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-11T20:06:23-07:00

With practice comes experience With experience comes knowledge.
With knowledge comes wisdom
and with wisdom you can finally facepalm at someone else.

JOKES ON HER - Rating: 3.6/5

2012-05-11T19:56:39-07:00

I got the half that runs.

A REAL FRIEND - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-11T19:49:32-07:00

Walks in when the rest of the world
walks away.
I just wish they would learn to knock first.

RUN FOR YOUR WIFE - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-11T19:31:32-07:00

What Redneck men do when they hear
theres a new girl in town
that isnt related to anyone.

WHAT - Rating: 3.1/5

2012-05-11T18:25:29-07:00

What do you mean paper beats rock

GAS - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-11T17:43:14-07:00

FREEDOM - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-11T17:42:09-07:00

IMAGINATION GIVES YOU WINGS - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-11T14:34:09-07:00

DEATHSCOTT CAAN - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-11T13:50:25-07:00

THE GREAT GAME. - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-11T13:24:57-07:00

Well Done Sergio Lad....well done.

CONTENTMENT - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-11T12:20:22-07:00

THE SURVIVOR - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-11T12:11:06-07:00

TWO FACE - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-11T12:08:15-07:00

TRAYVON TARGETS - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-11T12:06:21-07:00

Now available in the gun and ammo section of your local Walmart .

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING - Rating: 2/5

2012-05-11T12:02:09-07:00

Um Mam Where is the Toilet

A CLOCKWORK COLONEL - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-11T11:44:41-07:00

Kick the shit out of that chicken while singing in the rain

THE AVENGERS - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-11T10:31:35-07:00

FOR MOTHERS DAY - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-11T10:28:28-07:00

Buy her coffee
Because remember...
Youre the reason she gets drunk

SEXOLOGY - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-11T07:41:08-07:00

EAR HAIR - Rating: 2.4/5

2012-05-11T07:06:40-07:00

Yes it can be an Indian only.

MAOWORKS2 1876. - Rating: 2.9/5

2012-05-11T07:05:47-07:00

Before Motifake I Spend My Time
Cow Punching

IM NO HORSE - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-11T05:19:35-07:00

but I like to horse around anyway

CRICKET - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-11T03:49:06-07:00

Its all about ass whooping...literally

MEDIUM RARE - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-11T03:19:40-07:00

MEDIA - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-11T02:38:51-07:00

Showing the people what they want since decades.

SPENDS 500000 FOR HIS SECURITY - Rating: 3.6/5

2012-05-11T01:47:23-07:00

has he ever considered being less of a fag

HA HA HA - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-11T00:40:33-07:00

Look how stupid your face looks

HIDDEN - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-10T23:40:23-07:00

TEMPTATION - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-10T23:25:52-07:00

MEMORIES - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-10T22:29:49-07:00

WEREWOLVES - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-10T20:54:22-07:00

screw this bike i can run faster

SCREW IT..... - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-10T20:49:34-07:00

...Ill buy my own gifts..

MANS BEST FRIEND - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-10T20:41:49-07:00

A friend will go get you a beer from the fridge.
A best friend will do everything they can
to get the coldest one from the back.

EXPERIENCE - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-10T20:30:11-07:00

Runs an expensive school
But fools will learn in no other.

I LOVE CATS. - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-10T20:23:01-07:00

Me too
Wanna swap recipes

THE FEW - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-10T20:01:06-07:00

NINJA SQUIRRELS - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-10T20:00:55-07:00

You can run but you cant glide.

THE FEW THE PROUD THE MARINES - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-10T17:43:01-07:00

Freedom is not free
but the U.S. Marine Corps
will pay most of your share. Ned Dolan

STOP CYBER BULLING - Rating: 2.3/5

2012-05-10T17:41:20-07:00

Its made people kill them selves.

- Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-10T16:21:50-07:00

THIS SHOULD GO OVER WELL AT HOME - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-10T16:06:54-07:00

RULE 4 - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-10T15:10:59-07:00

WHAT MAKES - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-10T14:24:53-07:00

a muskrat guard his musk

TUNNEL VISION - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-10T14:11:01-07:00

TWO TO A BOAT

NERDS - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-10T12:32:15-07:00

Die as youve lived.

THE SILVER HORDE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-10T12:29:11-07:00

Cometh.
NTGTG
Nap time. Got to go.

BEN JERRY - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-05-10T12:25:12-07:00

REAL ICE CREAM

CAPTAIN MORGAN LIVES HERE - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-10T12:19:21-07:00

ON THE SECOND FLOOR

DAMN YOU - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-10T12:17:21-07:00

damn you all

READY - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-10T10:31:14-07:00

Simon says scratch your back

COMIC CON GEEKS - Rating: 2.6/5

2012-05-10T10:25:03-07:00

Hey look at me I have no social life

THE GREAT GAME. - Rating: 2.3/5

2012-05-10T09:03:13-07:00

KARMA...

HOLY CRAP - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-10T08:46:50-07:00

This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...

REASONS - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-10T07:54:12-07:00

AND SO I THEN - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-10T07:40:36-07:00

pinched her nipples like this

BOREDOM - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-10T07:11:39-07:00

STAR WARS GEEKS - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-10T07:11:27-07:00

Have you had any sex lately Me neither

STAR WARS GEEKS - Rating: 3.6/5

2012-05-10T06:22:49-07:00

Thier parents must be so proud.

COS PLAY - Rating: 2.9/5

2012-05-10T06:20:54-07:00

He shouldve stayed on his parents basement.

BOREDOM - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-10T05:31:42-07:00

natures way of telling you to go do something else

KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-10T05:22:54-07:00

Hit the snooze button ...

JOINING THE MILE HIGH CLUB - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-10T03:39:08-07:00

M A D - Rating: 3.2/5

2012-05-10T02:26:09-07:00

Ive got your funny right here ...

JOHN LEMON - Rating: 3.2/5

2012-05-10T01:33:29-07:00

All we are saying is give lemonade a chance ...

BOREDOM SETS IN WHEN YOU STOP MOTIFAKING - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-10T00:36:36-07:00

I FOUND MISS RIGHT - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-09T21:41:46-07:00

And then I found out
Her first name is Always

BUY MY BOOK - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-09T21:26:17-07:00

Because I cant say
Read my peerreviewed articles

CONSPIRACY NUTS - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-09T21:12:48-07:00

The biggest mystery of all
Is why do they think
They are worth conspiring against

EVIL - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-09T21:04:40-07:00

WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS.. - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-09T19:24:37-07:00

throw it a lemonade

EXPECTATIONS - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-09T19:18:43-07:00

NIGHTMARE - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-09T19:08:26-07:00

NIGHTMARE - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-09T19:07:21-07:00

MOOS BAD DAY - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-09T18:54:00-07:00

just got worse

BOREDOM - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-09T18:48:22-07:00

Contemplating what beings on other planets think.

FAMOUS FOR OUR CHERRY PIES - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-09T18:29:39-07:00

LONG DISTANCE - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-09T16:14:17-07:00

information
give me
Memphis Tennessee

EFFICIENCY - Rating: 3.1/5

2012-05-09T15:15:52-07:00

Cooking cleaning and parenting like a stayathome mom but also working full time

KEEP A FIRE - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-09T14:36:46-07:00

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-09T14:19:19-07:00

TRIBUTE TO ALL MOTHERS OUT THERE. - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-09T14:03:44-07:00

MA WOULD BE SO PROUD - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-09T09:25:56-07:00

- Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-09T09:06:37-07:00

HOMELESS PEOPLE - Rating: 1.9/5

2012-05-09T07:23:24-07:00

Life suck but life sucks more for these people
GO HOMELESS PEOPLE

SOLITUDE - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-09T02:03:14-07:00

PROSPERITY - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-09T02:02:32-07:00

AWKWARD MOMENT - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-09T01:36:16-07:00

When your child wants to know what Scooby Doo is doing ...

SALACIOUS INTENT - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-09T01:10:27-07:00

Brilliantly executed with outstanding results ...

BEER - Rating: 2.8/5

2012-05-09T00:55:53-07:00

Its like sea sick in a bottle...

INCAPACITY - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-08T23:19:44-07:00

HUMILITY - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-08T23:18:24-07:00

THATS RIGHT - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-08T21:36:54-07:00

I swing both ways

THATS MY BOYS - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-08T21:33:58-07:00

Ahh... the smell of spring
when boys are boys and
bitches are in heat

SCARRED FOR LIFE - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-08T21:26:35-07:00

Oh My God
What the Hell is he doing
to that poor pussy

I GUESS ITS ONLY FAIR - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-08T21:19:34-07:00

You ignore me now and I get to ignore you in bed.

AWW NUTS - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-08T21:14:56-07:00

Modern Day Scrat vs Prehistoric Scrat
Both seemed to find their nuts
just out of reach of their hands.

HE AINT HEAVY - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-08T20:58:31-07:00

He aint my brother either.
Hes my dinner if I can get him home.

PATRICK - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-08T20:55:02-07:00

Thank God... cuz I thought I was gonna
have to go all Jedi on your ass dude

COOL - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-08T19:46:27-07:00

She was country when country wasnt cool
He was cool when cool wasnt country

MY SON - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-08T18:46:00-07:00

Its time I share with you
our family secret for getting chicks.
Trust me ... this worked on your mom.

DIGNITY - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-08T18:36:30-07:00

Hot bikini..checktanning lotion..checkbeach towel..checkdignity..who needs it.

TREKKIES - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-08T18:26:41-07:00

Shouldnt mess with their catsits the closest to a pussy as theyll ever get

IDEALLY IN YOUR PARENTS HANDS - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-08T17:00:04-07:00

In reality you will find the emptiness where their money once belonged.

FIREFIGHTERS - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-08T16:04:28-07:00

SOLITARY - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-08T15:55:16-07:00

PRIDE AND JOY - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-08T15:21:14-07:00

Hey kiddo....pull my finger.

GOLDEN ARCHES - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-08T13:43:15-07:00

Within the fortress of the Golden Arches even magic can not protect thee
from the evil curse it casts.

OR ANY OTHER ANNIVERSARY - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-08T13:41:08-07:00

SOLITUDE - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-08T13:38:45-07:00

THE SINGLE MANS PHILOSOPHY - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-08T13:11:37-07:00

How he interprets it
Eat drink and party til dawn

THE WORLD - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-08T12:23:54-07:00

as you knew it
no longer exists

THE ONE PERCENT SPEAK UP - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-08T11:50:55-07:00

SOLITUDE - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-08T11:13:45-07:00

Being the last one left
Makes you more valuable

SOLITUDE - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-08T09:01:57-07:00

NECROPHILIA - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-08T05:32:17-07:00

SOLITUDE IS AN ACHIEVEMENT. ALICE KOLLER - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-08T02:20:28-07:00

DESERT MIRAGE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-08T01:41:49-07:00

As you come over the dunes it appears to
be an oasis but it is actually a prison .

THE CLOWNPOCALYPSE - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-07T22:03:33-07:00

WHY SO SERIOUS

TRUTH - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-07T21:46:43-07:00

REDNECKS ROTTWEILERS - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-07T21:34:33-07:00

They have no tails just a knob ya dont know what they are a thinkin.
So run away weave and bob or into ya ass his teethll be sinkin.

BE PATIENT WITH IDIOTS - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-07T20:12:33-07:00

It is not easy to comprehend
That one does not comprehend

GUITAR WOLF - Rating: 2.5/5

2012-05-07T19:55:45-07:00

Pray he doesnt catch you
Texting during his show

ENDANGERED SPECIES - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-07T19:38:18-07:00

They are spoiled because
Scientists panda to their every whim

BAD MANAGEMENT - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-07T19:32:07-07:00

Never helps a good team

WATERBUGS - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-07T18:35:33-07:00

What you call the cockroaches in your house to make yourself feel better.

HAIR FAIL - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-07T18:05:47-07:00

proof that you
drank to much
the night before

ACT OF VALOR - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-07T16:13:18-07:00

THE ONLY EASY DAY WAS YESTERDAY

HIGHPITCHED GIRLY VOICE - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-07T16:01:53-07:00

As demonstrated by our Interns a kick to the groin will cause...
OH
Well Played Selena Gomez Well Played

HAMMERTIME - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-07T15:41:32-07:00

... MAHNA MAHNA... - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-07T15:35:38-07:00

Thats awesome dude
Write it down before you forget it

WHAT DOES NOT KILL US - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-07T15:11:59-07:00

MAKES US STRONGER
If it doesnt make you stronger then pretty sure bet youll wish it had killed you.

ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-07T14:28:10-07:00

The best way to a mans heart
is to saw his breastplate open.

- Rating: 3.6/5

2012-05-07T14:26:57-07:00

CARLTON - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-07T14:00:12-07:00

BAD DAY FOR PLAYTEX STOCKHOLDERS - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-07T13:59:30-07:00

RECALLS DESTROY THE STOCKHOLDER CONFIDENCE.

CIDER - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-07T13:15:56-07:00

Cider seems to have hidden medical qualities.
My sister told me whenever she gets a prick she puts it in cider.

RABINDRANATH TAGORE - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-07T13:05:34-07:00

Men are cruel but the man is good.

CHEER UP - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-07T12:52:05-07:00

ANGRY LOVE BIRDS - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-07T11:27:53-07:00

AVENGER - Rating: 2.8/5

2012-05-07T11:04:12-07:00

I used to be an Avenger like you...
...until I took a sword through the chest.

ADOLESCENCE - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-07T08:28:06-07:00

Proof that animals
are right when they
eat their young.

MY FIRST WISH - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-07T07:45:49-07:00

is to see this plague of mankind war banished from the earth

SOLITUDE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-07T07:40:19-07:00

DONT GO AROUND SAYING THE WORLD OWES YOU A LIVING - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-07T07:37:46-07:00

The world owes you nothing. It was here first

LAUNDRY THEN AND NOW - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-07T07:14:03-07:00

Back in the day laundry meant
lye dirty water and a scrub board.
Today little has changed except the scrub board.

DADDYS LITTLE SQUIRT - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-07T00:22:10-07:00

A very early picture of me ...

HOME IS JUST AN ADDRESS - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-07T00:19:00-07:00

I had one filled with worries troubles and woes.
Now its just an empty space with 4 walls.

REDNECK MURDERS - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-06T22:59:33-07:00

Are hard to solve because all the DNA
matches and there are no dental records .

VFIB - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-06T22:51:47-07:00

Natures CtrlAltDelete

ANGER MANAGEMENT - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-06T22:28:31-07:00

When angry with someone it helps to sit down and think about the problem.

MOM - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-06T22:01:52-07:00

CREEPY TOILET - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-06T21:33:20-07:00

is going to save you money on toilet paper

LOVE IS BLIND - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-06T21:24:30-07:00

DYSON WARNING - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-06T21:24:10-07:00

KITTEN SAVER - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-06T21:23:00-07:00

KNOCK KNOCK - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-06T20:35:22-07:00

ENTITLEMENTS - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-06T19:24:59-07:00

OK now theyre just going too far.

INGENUITY - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-06T19:16:42-07:00

PARENTAL UNITY - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-06T18:53:19-07:00

FROM CLARK KENT TO SUPERMAN - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-06T18:03:42-07:00

What happens in the phone booth STAYS in the phone booth.

LADIES - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-06T17:11:57-07:00

If it has tires or testicles...
youre going to have trouble with it.

YUP YOU SURE DO. - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-06T17:02:04-07:00

WHY NOT

- Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-06T16:46:54-07:00

FOR YOU ...I WILL WAIT FOREVER - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-06T16:33:51-07:00

My hairspray unfortunately gives you about a half hour before everything falls apart.

ONE GAME... - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-06T16:11:56-07:00

They mad...

AGENT HILL... - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-06T15:38:43-07:00

Did I ever tell you How I Met Your Motherfking Avengers

IRONY - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-06T15:09:23-07:00

LIKE SAND - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-06T14:59:51-07:00

HOLD ON... - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-05-06T14:54:52-07:00

If Superman was wearing glasses wouldnt he just be Clark Kent

ILL FINISH SOMEDAY - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-06T13:59:07-07:00

A - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-06T13:05:32-07:00

GUEST - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-06T12:59:59-07:00

WHILE IM DOWN HERE... - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-06T12:46:14-07:00

As a Professional Astrologer I See Uranus is in Retrograde

PORN - Rating: 2.6/5

2012-05-06T12:43:52-07:00

Once youve seen it your scared for life

POINT TAKEN - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-06T10:59:17-07:00

WE CANT LEARN ALL THE LANGUAGES - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-06T10:55:28-07:00

most people at McDonalds cant even give correct change

EARLY MORNING WARNING - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-06T10:29:37-07:00

LOONEY TUNES OTHER CLASSIC CARTOONS - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-06T09:43:58-07:00

Often they taught us about LIFE while we were laughing.
Sometimes they taught us to appreciate faults differences.
For some the Classics will never fade away.

EASIER SAID THAN DONE - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-06T09:13:44-07:00

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-06T08:00:09-07:00

WHITE KNUCKLES - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-06T04:35:51-07:00

MILTON WADDEMS - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-06T02:50:33-07:00

WERE GOING TO NEED YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT. THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

WORTH - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-06T01:48:28-07:00

ELIASSON MANNERHEIM - Rating: 2.8/5

2012-05-06T01:36:00-07:00

Theres no I in flurfenfleegen

WATCH OUT FOR TRAP WINDOWS - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-05T23:30:19-07:00

BIGGEST LOSER - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-05T23:21:51-07:00

The guy that chooses Halo over seeing his girl naked.
Or the girl whose boyfriend would rather play Halo than see her naked.

FLIRT IS LIKE A GUMMY BEAR. - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-05T22:55:02-07:00

IRONY - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-05T22:02:42-07:00

MATTHEW 1810 - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-05T21:48:25-07:00

See that you do not look down on one of these little ones.
For I tell you that their angels in heaven
always see the face of my Father in heaven

DOING THE LAUNDRY - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-05T20:36:42-07:00

Nothing wrong with a little primate
hanky panky at the laundromat as
long as you dont get caught anyway .

ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-05T19:39:15-07:00

But I bet it made you stop and do a double take ...

EVOLUTION - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-05T19:37:15-07:00

Can we go back

MY DAUGHTER - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-05T19:08:31-07:00

IM SINGLE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-05T19:07:33-07:00

MISS BATTLEAXE THE PIANO TEACHER - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-05T18:31:06-07:00

STERN AND NO NONSENSE

FACTORY SPACE - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-05T18:10:42-07:00

MILTON WADDAMS GRANDFATHER HAD A JERK FOR A BOSS TOO.

HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-05T17:59:18-07:00

HUMANITY - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-05T14:51:50-07:00

Greed makes us want
Selfpreservation makes us use others to get what we want
Wealth makes us ignore what we have

OOMPA LOOMPA - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-05T14:29:28-07:00

doopity doo tanning beds will do this to you.

CHUCK NORRIS - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-05T14:22:51-07:00

HE DOESNT TELL LIES HE CHANGES FACTS.

HOLD YOUR BREATH - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-05T13:03:38-07:00

CREEPY PASTA - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-05T11:40:39-07:00

HUH - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-05T10:51:39-07:00

SO TRUE - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-05T10:19:23-07:00

FLIRTING - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-05T10:00:52-07:00

WHEN SHE BOUGHT THAT REPAIR MANUAL - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-05T09:58:57-07:00

I THOUGHT COOL SHE WANTS TO HELP ME WITH CAR REPAIRS.
NOPE IT WAS REVENGE FOR ME FLIRTING WITH THE NEIGHBOR LADY

MARRIAGE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-05T09:44:47-07:00

You idiot

BAGRAM ARMY BASE SECURITY - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-05T09:38:33-07:00

NO AL QUEDA. SITUATION NORMAL.

MY NEW SMART PHONE AP - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-05T09:03:18-07:00

ZOOM IN FOR ONLY 300

AIM MORE TO THE LEFT - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-05T09:01:17-07:00

TARGET RANGE FOR THE BLIND

MONEY IS - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-05T09:00:49-07:00

... a very close second.

A FOUR RUNG CIRCUS - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-05T08:59:20-07:00

BESSY IS A REAL BIG HIT

KEEP YER PANTS ON - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-05T04:41:42-07:00

OPPRESSION - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-05T01:15:02-07:00

What is the difference bw Hijab and the dress of the nuns

INDIA VS PAKISTAN - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-05T01:02:44-07:00

Thats our secret way of showing our indian balls

THIS GUY - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-05T00:53:14-07:00

Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris Ass And Lived

MY EX - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-04T23:26:29-07:00

CHILDREN FORCE LABOR - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-05-04T22:51:20-07:00

Not always sucks...
when he grows up he will get some...

CREEPY PASTA - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-04T22:35:56-07:00

FLIRTING - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-04T22:29:52-07:00

ENSURING PERFECTION - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-04T20:32:03-07:00

Be certain the contractors dont screw up your floor plan.

PLASTIC SURGERY - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-04T20:20:16-07:00

Answers your dreams of becoming the person youve spent years trying to be.

UNLESS OF COURSE - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-04T19:56:14-07:00

Your goal in life is to be a delusional addict.

ITS FRIDAY - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-04T19:31:19-07:00

Eat drink and be merrily intoxicated

REMORSE - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-04T18:44:06-07:00

JUST ONCE IN MY LIFE - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-04T18:34:08-07:00

I would like to see a liars pants catch on fire ...

EYE CANDY - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-04T16:47:06-07:00

Eye candy in a suit is like eating an MM.
It isnt until you get past the outer coating
that you find the real treat.

STUPID REDNECKS - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-04T16:37:59-07:00

Every family has at least one ...

BRIDES MESSAGE TO GROOM - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-04T16:29:44-07:00

Guess what sweetheart Game over ...

CHOCOLATE COFFEE AND MEN - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-04T15:58:09-07:00

SUNBLOCK - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-04T15:41:40-07:00

not a fast moving item
on Mars

YOU ARE UNIQUE - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-04T15:40:43-07:00

IM MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-04T15:38:38-07:00

SCHOOL - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-04T15:33:17-07:00

the best twelve years of your life.

USA USA USA - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-04T15:29:47-07:00

end of argument

A HULK - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-04T15:06:43-07:00

we have

PLASTIC SURGERY - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-04T15:01:00-07:00

I rather age gracefully than look like this.

PITY - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-04T14:59:57-07:00

PLASTIC SURGERY - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-04T14:55:56-07:00

It only delays the inevitable because in the end you still going to die

LUNCH BOX - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-04T14:48:29-07:00

ps1

OPINIONS - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-04T14:40:28-07:00

FLIRTING MAY CALENDAR - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-04T14:40:04-07:00

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-04T14:23:03-07:00

The tough call for close air support

SURREALISM - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-04T13:39:05-07:00

Scary beautiful all kinds of weird mindnumbing...TAKE YOUR PICK

CHECK OUT - Rating: 2.6/5

2012-05-04T13:06:58-07:00

the ass on that fox

SOME RULES - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-04T12:32:43-07:00

are easy to live with

FINALLY - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-04T12:07:15-07:00

All that naggin and bitchin is starting to work to our favour

BODY MOVIN - Rating: 2.1/5

2012-05-04T10:40:52-07:00

Not quite...

- Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-04T09:38:59-07:00

KIDS - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-04T06:05:41-07:00

Why do you assume that flesh eating monsters are afraid of a 7.5 watt bulbs

COMMUNICATION - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-04T06:02:53-07:00

The secret to a successful marriage.

I DONT ALWAYS HAVE AN OPINION - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-04T05:21:42-07:00

BUT WHEN I DO EVEN THE DOG TAKES HEED OF IT.
NEXT TIME KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING

SMOKING ARCHES - Rating: 3.2/5

2012-05-04T04:57:10-07:00

NO DRIVETHRU

OPINIONS MAY CALENDAR - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-04T03:41:09-07:00

- Rating: 3/5

2012-05-04T02:35:16-07:00

CHILD POINT OF VIEW - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-04T02:17:09-07:00

DARTH VADER - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-04T00:04:41-07:00

Its Friday lets blow some shit up

DARK SIDE - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-03T23:04:44-07:00

Come on over we have weed and beer

PATIENCE - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-03T22:54:37-07:00

is having to deal with
that whinny little bitch named
Luke Skywalkerand not killing him

COURAGE - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-03T21:28:49-07:00

do you have enough of
it to stick your hand
in the box and pull out a bottle

OOMPAH LOOMPAHS - Rating: 2.5/5

2012-05-03T20:54:45-07:00

Worse than GINGERS

OBIWAN KENOBI - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-03T20:52:10-07:00

May the fourth be with you ...

OPINIONS - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-03T20:04:51-07:00

Yep. Everybodys got one.

MIDDLE AGE - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-03T19:55:03-07:00

Is when Happy Hour is a nap ...

YOUTH - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-03T19:08:52-07:00

A history too rich
Can make a child too old

BAD DAY - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-03T19:01:36-07:00

DONT GET ME STARTED

TRUE HAP HAP HAPPINESS - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-03T18:25:53-07:00

I AM GETTING OLD - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-03T18:22:06-07:00

I got out of bed and had excruciating pain
all through my body. Then I looked down
and realized I was stepping on my balls.

NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-03T17:46:51-07:00

I am not going to eat vegetables unless
they are the kind that come in a hospital bed .

DONNERS RESTAURANT - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-03T16:45:15-07:00

Since you are snowed in cannibalism its whats for dinner tonight.

POINTLESS - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-03T16:19:31-07:00

TEXTING - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-03T16:09:42-07:00

DO YOU SMELL BACON GRAMPA - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-03T15:58:29-07:00

GREAT MOMENTS - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-03T15:57:24-07:00

Come From Not So Great Times.

RUNNING OF THE BULLS - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-03T15:05:05-07:00

EYES FORWARD - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-03T14:28:32-07:00

Maggot

REMEMBER LADIES - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-03T14:15:45-07:00

THERE IS HOPE - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-03T13:52:00-07:00

IN THE JUNGLE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-03T13:44:55-07:00

... the mighty jungle...
...the lion feeds toniiiiiight.
A weembaway a weembaway...

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-05-03T10:45:15-07:00

A liberal doctrine which holds forth the
proposition that it is entirely possible
to pick up a turd by the clean end

OR SCREW OFF - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-03T09:23:08-07:00

Its either black or white.
There is no grey area
when a female knows what she wants.

SOULMATE - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-03T09:19:38-07:00

BUT ABOVE ALL ELSE - Rating: 3.6/5

2012-05-03T09:10:08-07:00

Allows use a condom.

PEACE - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-03T09:05:06-07:00

PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-03T07:08:55-07:00

Yeah right this is too good to pass up and not post on facebook

GOOD FRIENDS - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-03T06:14:39-07:00

Dont let you do stupid stuff alone ...

CAREER SEARCHING - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-03T05:56:42-07:00

Some times it just gets you stuffed

MOST PEOPLE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-03T05:54:31-07:00

Would learn from their mistakes if they werent so busy denying them .

THIS PARTY SUCKS - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-05-03T04:38:11-07:00

Let there be wine

IF..... - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-03T04:08:45-07:00

...your happy and you know it.....

MOLD YOUR CAREER - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-03T03:32:02-07:00

CAREERS MAY CALENDAR - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-03T03:15:12-07:00

STAGES OF LOVE - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-03T03:00:28-07:00

Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...

BOREDOM - Rating: 2.6/5

2012-05-03T02:33:29-07:00

The things you do when your boss is out...

HIDE AND SEEK - Rating: 2.2/5

2012-05-03T02:27:45-07:00

It only works when they dont find you

WILL FERRELL AS GATOR - Rating: 1.9/5

2012-05-03T01:45:34-07:00

WWJD - Rating: 2.6/5

2012-05-03T01:25:29-07:00

Who wants jelly donuts

PUMA - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-03T00:28:28-07:00

The phase a woman experiences before becoming a cougar.

FOOLS - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-03T00:19:44-07:00

We want your money.

FAKE IT WHEN YOU CANT - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-03T00:05:36-07:00

COMPROMISE - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-02T22:39:26-07:00

As understood by Darth Vader.

HERO - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-02T22:19:35-07:00

The honor bestowed upon the man that takes one for the team.

GREAT DIET - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-02T22:12:54-07:00

TO SLEEP - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-02T21:59:02-07:00

Perchance to dream.

TRUCK NUTS - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-02T13:51:42-07:00

just another cover
for when it is small

FRIENDSHIP - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-02T13:43:45-07:00

DONT PRAY - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-02T13:11:20-07:00

JACKSON BROWNE IS SICK - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-02T12:59:49-07:00

HOW SICK IS UNDETERMINED

SUPER MOON - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-02T09:07:54-07:00

Werewolves BewareGet Ready To Party This Weekend

RED SOX BATTING PRACTICE - Rating: 3.6/5

2012-05-02T09:02:53-07:00

CHEWEY ALLOWS NO HITS

SHAKESPEARE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-02T08:31:43-07:00

OH THE EMBARRASSMENT - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-02T08:27:24-07:00

AIRMAN TO THE RESCUE - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-05-02T08:22:12-07:00

SAVING HUMANITY ONE DAMSEL AT A TIME

THOUGHTFUL GIFT - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-02T07:30:07-07:00

DONT KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING.

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ANOTHER - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-02T04:09:55-07:00

DESERTION MAY CALENDAR - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-02T02:45:29-07:00

I WANNA ROCK N ROLL - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-02T00:13:45-07:00

All Night
And Potty Every Day

IAM READY TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCE - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-01T23:44:32-07:00

SINGLE LIFE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-01T23:34:39-07:00

CHE GUEVARA - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-01T17:49:08-07:00

Spreading capitalism one t shirt at a time since 1969

SPILLING YOUR MOUTH - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-05-01T14:08:13-07:00

POOL FAIL - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-01T12:22:06-07:00

you will know it
when you see it

ITS JUST A - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-01T11:54:36-07:00

jump to the left

FATHERSON TALKS - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-01T11:50:00-07:00

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-01T11:46:31-07:00

Still no match for natural stupidity.

BELIEVE - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-05-01T11:25:02-07:00

Why deviant fetishes are created.

ITS ALL ABOUT OPTIONS - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-01T11:10:24-07:00

JUST TURN TO ANOTHER PAGE
IN THE KAMA SUTRA

MOTHERS DAY - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-01T11:01:17-07:00

The perfect gift.

COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU - Rating: 3.3/5

2012-05-01T10:57:53-07:00

Spiderman
Im Not The Man I Used To Be

INVESTORS - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-01T10:46:48-07:00

Waiting for their bubble to burst.

DID YOU KNOW - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-01T10:42:37-07:00

Obviously not

DREAMS - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-01T10:36:58-07:00

Give up now.
With this economy you will never achieve them.

GROOMS - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-01T10:29:15-07:00

The realization of the situation on the morning of their wedding day.

SINGLE LIFE MAY CALENDAR - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-01T10:15:00-07:00

MAMA - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-01T10:00:48-07:00

Said knock you out

A SINGLE LIFE - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-01T09:54:52-07:00

One.
Just one.
Youre wasting time.

MY HOW TIME FLIES - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-01T09:36:23-07:00

SINGLE LIFE - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-01T09:33:11-07:00

Because we may be the only thing in space

ANALYTICAL THINKING - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-01T09:25:05-07:00

Also caused by drinking.
Apparently.

RELIGION - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-05-01T08:51:16-07:00

A mind blowing concept.

FOREVER AVAILABLE - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-01T07:55:27-07:00

HOBO GRILL - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-01T07:29:56-07:00

HOBOKEN NJ

COUPLES - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-01T02:50:51-07:00

FEASIBLY JOURNEY - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-01T02:39:02-07:00

PREEMPTIVE STRIKE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-01T00:37:18-07:00

Terminate With Extreme Discretion

MAGIC WAND - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-04-30T23:49:46-07:00

It makes men disappear ...

MEDIOCRITY - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-04-30T23:25:04-07:00

Dont think this is easy.
This level of mediocrity takes TIME and ENORMOUS lack of effort.

CONGRESS IS THE OPOSITE OF PROGRESS - Rating: 2.1/5

2012-04-30T22:26:18-07:00

THANK YOU DEAR LEADER - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-04-30T22:11:18-07:00

TROYPAY - Rating: 3/5

2012-04-30T20:34:17-07:00

Look at how much happier Troy was when he was around Sharpay.

UNBRIDLED OPTIMISM - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-04-30T20:18:02-07:00

POWER GIRL - Rating: 5/5

2012-04-30T19:40:54-07:00

Her powers can turn you Amish... Shes got my butter churnin

- Rating: 0/5

2012-04-30T19:32:28-07:00

TEMPTATION - Rating: 5/5

2012-04-30T19:16:00-07:00

FUNCTIONAL ADDICTS - Rating: 2.7/5

2012-04-30T18:54:40-07:00

Theyre always happy to do their jobs.

INSPIRATION - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-04-30T18:39:56-07:00

MY FIRST INTELLIGENT THOUGHT - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-04-30T18:24:50-07:00

Eww excuse me...just another brain fart.

MOTIFAKE APPROVAL LOG - Rating: 5/5

2012-04-30T18:10:54-07:00

Todays list was like reading strange book titles.
5 Approved Lions for making me spew chocolate milk out my nose

DISAPPOINTMENT - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-04-30T17:28:51-07:00

When you Google Desire
and get 7562 photos of a
phone.

JAWS - Rating: 2.9/5

2012-04-30T17:21:57-07:00

Whaddya mean Jaws is bout a sharks