MotiFake.com

VALENTINES DAY - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-08T17:40:44-08:00

making single people
feel like shit since 496 AD

REGIFTING - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-08T16:44:26-08:00

Sometimes It Is A Good Thing

ITS OVER - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-08T14:01:50-08:00

RETURN TO SKULL ISLAND - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-08T13:53:36-08:00

with a bit more firepower

PLEASE CANADIANS ITS OVER - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-08T13:40:57-08:00

CLEAR HEELS - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-08T13:14:48-08:00

All fathers pray thier daughters never wear them.

BUYING A FAKE ATM RECEIPT ONLINE - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-02-08T13:08:06-08:00

Because you are never going to get laid
on wit and charm alone.

AN HONOR WHEN BESTOWED - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-08T13:02:31-08:00

Yet Few Are Deemed Worthy

TIME GOES - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-08T09:56:26-08:00

No Time stays
We Go

WHEN ITS OVER - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-08T09:23:05-08:00

sometimes a well written letter is
the best way to end it

PUSSY WHIPPED - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-08T09:19:17-08:00

My choices are go out and have a beer with you or go home for a sponge bath.
You can call me what ever you want brother.

DANNY THE ONE L HATER - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-08T07:59:30-08:00

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-08T07:53:31-08:00

After your hands become coated with grease
your nose will begin to itch
and youll have to pee

THE OLYMPIC GAMES - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-08T07:19:49-08:00

Seems like they can get very very special.

AVATAR - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-08T06:44:26-08:00

Even the terrorists have seen it and probably took some notes.

TOMORROW - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-08T05:51:18-08:00

ITS OVER - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-02-08T03:01:03-08:00

Lenin makes the winning shot
at the last second

CUBBYBEAR - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-08T02:28:01-08:00

The winter coat and lack of exercise
took its toll on his success rate
with the ladies.

DIVORCE A VERY SUCCESSFUL DIET - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-08T02:05:15-08:00

THE FULL BRAZILIAN - Rating: 4.6/5

2010-02-07T22:35:45-08:00

YEAH - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-07T19:00:04-08:00

WHAT ARE THESE KIDS STARING AT - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-07T16:21:42-08:00

ERRR...YES I AM - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-02-07T14:34:34-08:00

Id say anything right now...those eyes are scary

WONDER WOMAN - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-07T13:57:48-08:00

The Teen Years

NONE OF US ARE VIRGINS - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-07T13:39:13-08:00

BITTER - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-07T13:24:07-08:00

ANAL WILL IT MAKE MY BUTT BIGGERER - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-07T13:12:26-08:00

US MARINES JUST A COMMON COLD SIR - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-07T12:44:57-08:00

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING ID LIKE MINE WITH A KISS. - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-07T12:31:53-08:00

DAD LOVED YOU MORE - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-07T12:13:34-08:00

Ignore my sister...she has Tourettes
thats what we tell people anyway

UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-07T06:10:05-08:00

THE SUPER BOWL - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-07T06:03:10-08:00

4 hours of beer and viagra commercials
and some other stuff

A PSA FROM MOTIFAKE.COM - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-06T23:30:46-08:00

In oder to tell if a grenade is indeed activated
hold it closely to your ear if you dont hear a ticking noise
You are safe.

TODAYS HOROSCOPE - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-06T22:42:39-08:00

TODAYS HOROSCOPE - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-02-06T22:36:40-08:00

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-06T21:16:31-08:00

YOUR HOLINESS - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-06T20:17:41-08:00

It is truly a blessed thing.

THE WOMANIZER - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-06T18:08:17-08:00

Sooner or Later....Everybody Knows

FLOSS - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-06T17:16:14-08:00

Its good to see that some fashions NEVER
go out of style

UNDENIABLE TRUTH - Rating: 4.6/5

2010-02-06T14:20:48-08:00

There could be a one hundred dollar bill taped to each of the first 26 pages
and you wouldnt even notice for at least 30 minutes.

OH SHIT NOT AGAIN - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-06T14:06:56-08:00

I already got one carcass with a hole
in its butt
IT TAINTS THE MEAT WALTER

REVERSE DOWNBLOUSE - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-02-06T13:48:31-08:00

Dont cha wish your GIRLFRIEND could do
tricks like me

COME BACK....PLEASE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-06T13:35:42-08:00

When DOWNBLOUSE disappoints...

MOTIFAKE HELL - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-06T13:25:46-08:00

END ZONE SEATS - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-02-06T09:15:14-08:00

Not only less expensive but also
great for seeing the plays unfold

COURTESY - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-06T04:47:53-08:00

THE FORTUNE TELLER - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-02-06T04:33:47-08:00

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-06T03:12:21-08:00

We had to blow on the video games to make them work.

TUNNELS - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-05T23:08:25-08:00

Much like the ones on Motifake this one was pretty clever at first.
But that doesnt mean you wanna wrap your sink toilet seat
and fireplace with the same design.

DOWNBLOUSE PEEK - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-05T19:29:04-08:00

She knew what was going on.
Thats why hes no longer leid.

M14 - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-02-05T17:15:22-08:00

ISLAM - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-05T17:12:59-08:00

OPTIONS - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-05T16:33:19-08:00

When The Reds Blocking The Pink
You Shoot For The Brown

BEST DAY EVER - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-05T16:11:41-08:00

GUARDING THE TOMB - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-05T15:58:01-08:00

Serious stuff

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIRMAN - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-05T15:27:45-08:00

Dont look at it as getting older
look at it as successfully completing
another lap around the Sun.

FOCUS - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-05T14:06:01-08:00

RONSGALLERY - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-05T14:00:05-08:00

BABYS MAD - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-05T13:48:36-08:00

I tried to shave its goatee and it
nearly took my hand off

PARENTING TIP - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-05T13:43:48-08:00

Dont toilet train your daughters...
...that way you know theyll be home
early from their dates

CARNIVALS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-05T13:37:22-08:00

OOOGLEY BOOOGLEY - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-05T13:35:43-08:00

It gets them ALL the time

RON NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-05T13:28:15-08:00

an equipment upgrade this year
The MAC Jules Verne Edition
may have trouble with the new OS

OCCAMS RAZOR - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-05T13:15:43-08:00

For every explination the simplest explination is the most likely.
However you might want to get all the facts before you do 20 to life.

CARNIES - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-02-05T12:41:14-08:00

I CAST... - Rating: 4.6/5

2010-02-05T12:25:26-08:00

Sleep Spell

HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW INTELLIGENT THE DOG LOOKS BY COMPARISON - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-05T11:00:27-08:00

GENIUS - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-05T09:10:29-08:00

YOUR FIRST MONTH ON MOTIFAKE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-05T08:57:13-08:00

Ah I remember it well

VETERANS - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-05T08:43:11-08:00

MOOOOOOOOS HS REUNION - Rating: 3/5

2010-02-05T08:11:43-08:00

Just because he passed out during their
prom date thats no reason for her to
be so snitty 10 years later

FATT MATTS GREAT GREAT GRANDPA - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-05T08:02:53-08:00

setting the tone for generations to come

JIMMY STOP - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-05T07:38:40-08:00

The lens cap is on

CARNIES - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-05T05:42:33-08:00

Traveling Village Idiots For Hire

THE ULTIMATE VALENTINES GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-05T05:34:14-08:00

Hey ladies hurry its on sale
only OMG and YIKES cents.

VEGETARIAN - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-05T04:01:34-08:00

DISILLUSIONMENT - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-02-04T23:33:59-08:00

When you find this is an ice cream ad rather than a wonderfully epic piece of ass

MOTHERS - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-04T22:31:30-08:00

Sometimes its best to do as they say

PEN PEN - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-04T21:38:47-08:00

Somebody get me a goddamn pen

CUSTERS LAST STAND - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-04T19:59:06-08:00

CARNY - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-04T19:10:42-08:00

You see...not all of them are scummy

TRUSTING JESUS - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-04T18:56:39-08:00

Sometimes you just have to go for it

AGRESSIVE ADVERTISING - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-04T18:47:14-08:00

It works because I can feel a WHOPPER
coming on just about now

CUBBYBEAR - Rating: 3.1/5

2010-02-04T18:46:08-08:00

I think hes taking his motifake username a bit too far

UNISEX BATHROOMS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-04T18:33:16-08:00

The U.S. trials are not going very well

CAFFEINATED MAPLEBACON LOLLIPOPS - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-04T18:07:22-08:00

Invented by REAL MEN for REAL MEN
Gentlemen MotiFakers Rejoice
There is a GOD after all

LICKING HER LIPS - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-04T17:59:08-08:00

A nonverbal sign that says...Im Horny
Recognized around the world and in all
four quadrants of the Federation

YOUNG LOVE - Rating: 4.6/5

2010-02-04T17:05:03-08:00

NEVER DOUBT - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-02-04T15:37:25-08:00

the power of the Magic 8 Ball

MIRACLES HAPPEN - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-04T14:37:09-08:00

when you least expect them

LOVE TIRANGLE - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-04T13:20:38-08:00

IPAD NANO - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-04T13:18:45-08:00

...oh wait.

BORDER GUARD DECISIONS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-04T13:04:43-08:00

A partial pat down A full pat down
A body cavity search
What shall it be today

TAXES - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-04T13:01:29-08:00

If they let you deduct an ELECTIVE
SURGERY on your taxes they should
let you deduct a Harley as therapy.

SPELLING WILL THEY EVER LEARN - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-04T12:01:49-08:00

BILLYS MOTHER - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-02-04T11:26:54-08:00

CARNIES - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-04T10:28:41-08:00

LIFES A GAMBLE - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-04T09:53:38-08:00

PIRATES FTW - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-04T08:26:11-08:00

Because ninjas dont have wenches

FACT OF LIFE - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-04T07:58:34-08:00

Every one would rather see two kittens cuddling over two snakes wrestling

TESTING - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-04T07:48:51-08:00

THE SUPERGIRL COSTUME - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-04T06:14:26-08:00

It makes hotties sizzle...
...and all guys MEN of STEEL

BIKINIS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-04T06:09:06-08:00

Improving selfesteem for many a shy woman...
Too bad they all cant look this good

RUB THEIR NOSE IN IT - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-02-04T05:32:28-08:00

You see what you did.... Bad girl. Thats a bad girl

TIGER WOODS - Rating: 3/5

2010-02-04T05:11:25-08:00

Nikes been telling him for years to Just Do It...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-04T04:12:07-08:00

Sauced out of his mind he actually saw this episode.
And then he even helped in the search for himself.

AMNESIA - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-04T02:20:57-08:00

SUGGESTIVE - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-02-03T23:29:00-08:00

Well.. this thing is Japanese after all

STEALTH MODE - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-03T20:03:22-08:00

With his unmatched ability to control animals along with free access
to your home each Christmas pervo Santa pictured likes your sister.
A lot.

WHEN SORRY JUST ISNT GOOD ENOUGH. - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-02-03T19:34:19-08:00

WHY YES - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-03T18:27:08-08:00

I am wearing my pants below my ass
Im with it Im hip

BUKAKKE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-03T18:20:43-08:00

They all have their own STYLES...but
NANCY is a FREAK
You Go Girl...

B O O B S - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-03T18:10:50-08:00

Always better than blood....always

HARE PULLING - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-03T18:02:34-08:00

SHE was the one who suggested it
she said she found it sexy.
She never looked at me the same after.

THOSE WACKY DISNEY GIRLS - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-03T17:49:19-08:00

Who knew TINKERBELL has such a nice RACK

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-03T15:53:10-08:00

He has a P.H.D. in Horribleness

CHEAT CODE - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-02-03T15:52:18-08:00

UpUpRightADownLeft
RightRightGropeSqueezeLick

MEAT - Rating: 3/5

2010-02-03T15:45:33-08:00

Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat
Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat

HOW TO SPEAK AUSTRALIAN - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-03T15:44:12-08:00

Cleavage
I likeem Down Under

REALLY OFFICER - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-03T15:41:55-08:00

1338 Katies Crotch Road
Thats my real address
OW Those handcuffs hurt

I KNOW WHAT YOURE ASKING YOURSELF - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-03T15:30:30-08:00

Did he fire 36000 rounds
or only 35000
So do you feel lucky Well do ya punk

YOU ARE RIGHT - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-03T15:08:24-08:00

THEYRE ON TO YA - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-02-03T15:00:09-08:00

RUN

ITS OK EMINEM - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-02-03T14:57:57-08:00

Were thinking WTF too

BTCH MAGAZINE - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-02-03T14:49:51-08:00

Fck you limewire

UNLUCKY CAMPERS - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-03T14:43:09-08:00

And you thought you camped with assholes

PUBIC HAIR PULLER - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-03T14:42:56-08:00

IRONICALLY - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-02-03T14:34:18-08:00

The Jews liked the show

FLUIDITY - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-03T14:02:01-08:00

EXCUSE ME MY GOOD MAN - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-02-03T13:49:07-08:00

But could you please lead me to the lair of the
imposter who goes by the name of Burger King

NO ONE TAKES THE KEG - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-03T13:35:01-08:00

back to the liquor store until
Moooooooooo is done with it

DISCIPLINE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-03T13:24:31-08:00

THERE ARE MOMENTS - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-03T13:24:27-08:00

that mark your life

DONT YOU DARE - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-03T13:24:06-08:00

ever make a sequel

LIGHTEN UP - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-03T13:15:39-08:00

FAMOUS LAST WORDS - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-03T12:55:21-08:00

Fuck it Im goin home.
Sheriff Rosco P Coltrain

OH WHY THANKYOU - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-03T12:21:45-08:00

I wasnt expecting an appetizer before the main course.

MOON - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-03T12:18:34-08:00

Its not bad enough you have a Lambo you Ahole

CUBBY - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-03T12:16:54-08:00

has had just about enough of your
shenanigans

BRAVERY - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-02-03T11:25:02-08:00

THAT ONE CHICK - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-03T11:00:14-08:00

LOOKING UP AT THE MOON - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-03T08:31:24-08:00

its What you do at night.
while millions of others are getting laid.

YOUR LEAVING MOTIFAKE - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-03T08:11:13-08:00

Everyone here wishes you the best

RALPH DIDNT ANTICIPATE - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-03T08:10:16-08:00

that the Nguyen family down the street
had a radio controlled SAM

FEBRUARY 3 1959 - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-03T07:58:43-08:00

The Day the Music Died
RIP

HEAVEN - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-03T07:46:16-08:00

THERES A HARVEST MOON - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-03T07:19:12-08:00

A Blue Moon
A Wolf Moon
And... Apache Moon

THE MOON - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-03T06:52:37-08:00

I like to think that the moon is there even if I am not looking at it
Albert Einstein

PATIENCE - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-03T06:51:50-08:00

Just a slow way to get pissedoff

MOON UNIT - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-03T04:01:04-08:00

MISCOMMUNICATION - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-03T03:47:36-08:00

When you said hot pussy I thought you were roasting a cat.

PINK FLOYD WAS RIGHT - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-03T02:07:15-08:00

GOTCHA BORDERLINE POLITIFAKE SORRY - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-03T01:12:19-08:00

AND ONE GIRL - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-02T20:09:06-08:00

She came back with a big red snapper.

THE MOON - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-02T19:03:25-08:00

I AM THE MOON - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-02T19:02:45-08:00

With a little makeup anyone can look like
the moon...hold on who am I kiddingNone
of you noticed the makeup right

MWLF - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-02T18:32:29-08:00

Greybeard Of The Year
Congratulations from us all

ONE WORD... - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-02-02T18:13:57-08:00

...LOCKDOWN

A I R M A N - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-02T18:11:27-08:00

Strikes Again

STOP LOOKING HERE - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-02T18:08:39-08:00

Its so hard to train Culos as a partner
in the annual CoEd Volleyball league

LOOKING LIKE HELL - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-02T17:14:23-08:00

Its easy for BRITNEY these days...
...BTW she saw her shadow this morning...
Its gonna be a longer winter

I HEAR... - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-02T16:42:46-08:00

DR OZ SAYS - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-02T16:07:47-08:00

CULOS DECIDED AT A YOUNG AGE - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-02T15:44:17-08:00

to dedicate his life to the art of
Yodeling Up The Canyon

IN LIFE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-02T15:39:58-08:00

SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-02T15:39:18-08:00

Something Wonderful

A MICHELIN 3 STAR - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-02T15:38:07-08:00

COME ON MR FISH - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-02T15:09:51-08:00

MISSION TO THE MOON - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-02T14:51:03-08:00

NEW RESTAURANT ON THE MOON - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-02T14:49:59-08:00

SIMPLICITY - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-02-02T13:19:15-08:00

Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.

YAWN - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-02T12:18:02-08:00

SPRINKLES - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-02T08:29:24-08:00

Ill have some on my ice cream as well

E.G.D. BIBLE - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-02T07:42:07-08:00

1. The appropriate attire should be worn on the sabbath to honor our elder god.
The commandments of Culos

RACK OPINION - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-02-02T07:30:40-08:00

I dont have any clue what this has to do with power steering.
However it does rev my engine.

FAIR WARNING GIRLS ARE CRYBABIES - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-02T03:14:47-08:00

PICKETING GROUP - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-02T02:52:35-08:00

The first time ive really wanted to join one

A MOTIFAKE SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT DONT BE SILLY PUT A CONDOM ON YOUR WILLY - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-02T02:45:51-08:00

EXCELLENCE - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-02-02T02:24:22-08:00

Its all about standing out.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - Rating: 3/5

2010-02-02T01:29:14-08:00

Great for when you want to break in that new saddle.

GROUND HOGS - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-01T21:30:39-08:00

UNDERAGE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-01T20:48:55-08:00

For drinking and the girl
Go home and play with your XBox

QUANDARY - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-01T18:29:39-08:00

A CATS LIFE - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-01T17:51:09-08:00

Its a good thing they have 9 lives

THEIR 5 YEAR MISSION - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-02-01T17:48:29-08:00

Its never a dull moment for this kookie crew

LARGEBREASTED MOUSE PADS - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-02-01T17:17:24-08:00

Another invention by the Japanese...why
are we not surprised anymore

SIX MORE WEEKS MY ASS - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-01T16:06:48-08:00

FRIENDSHIP - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-01T15:59:02-08:00

BABE - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-02-01T15:57:24-08:00

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-01T14:11:56-08:00

CUZ. Id really like to thank himher
and Tell them good looking out.

SADNESS IS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-01T12:25:32-08:00

going home with a top rated poster on motifake
and your wife has the top video poster on youporn.

THE PERFECT STORM - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-01T12:15:50-08:00

has arrived

SO YOU SURVIVED 2009 - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-01T07:57:57-08:00

Walk tall 2010 HAS to be better

LET THEM THINK YOURE STUPID - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-01T06:42:50-08:00

Screw up enough rescue attemps and eventually you wont have to
choose between Mary Ann and Ginger

STRANDED - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-01T06:15:39-08:00

It may not be as bad as you think

KOREAN MATH PROBLEM WHY DONT WE GET THESE AT OUR SCHOOL - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-01T06:07:13-08:00

TOC YOU WISH YOU HAD AN ITHONG - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-01T05:40:53-08:00

MARRIED LIFE ITS BORING.... - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-01T04:16:59-08:00

CRAVINGS A LOVE SONNET - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-01T03:29:40-08:00

A MOTIFAKE SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT SPIT OR SWALLOW - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-01T03:12:16-08:00

A MOTIFAKE SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ROFL - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-02-01T02:01:59-08:00

FUCK IT IM OUTTA HERE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-01T01:56:49-08:00

A DIRTY MIND IS A JOY FOR EVER - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-01T01:50:54-08:00

EXPERIENCE - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-31T23:33:22-08:00

UNIQUE - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-31T20:39:26-08:00

Youre Doing It... Right

SHOWING WEAKNESS I HAD - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-31T18:43:40-08:00

Yoda knows all to well its DARKSIDE

YOUR STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-31T17:05:46-08:00

SEXY RED DEVIL - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-31T17:00:47-08:00

Gingers Make You Sweat

SEXY REDHEAD - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-31T16:57:16-08:00

Wouldnt Be Caught Dead With You

THE END - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-31T16:27:47-08:00

Even if the world was ending tomorrow we still wood not...er would not
vote ANY of your silly little posters into the Hall of Fame.
So stop asking.

BODY LANGUAGE - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-31T13:03:54-08:00

The single place setting told me I wasnt getting any tonight

ITSA ME - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-31T07:44:20-08:00

Japaneesa Mario

THE ELDER GOD - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-31T07:28:36-08:00

He is the scourge of all living souls.
The eater of notsosmall children.
And worst of all the killer of threads.

AGING - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-31T06:41:34-08:00

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-31T00:45:36-08:00

Its cool...Its just SEX ... right

DEEPEST DESIRES - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-30T23:34:38-08:00

MOTIFAKE.COM - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-30T22:11:53-08:00

TEQUILA - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-30T21:43:38-08:00

He had a little too much.

WRITERS BLOCK - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-30T21:11:27-08:00

NIGHT TIME - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-30T19:43:26-08:00

HIGH MAINTENANCE - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-30T18:09:22-08:00

Shes worth EVERY penny of it too...
...just the look on Moms face was PRICELESS

CANDY - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-30T17:01:36-08:00

The perfect BAIT for Willys WONKA

IMPLANTS - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-30T16:53:15-08:00

Nope I Like Mine Natural

MR. SPOCK - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-30T16:46:39-08:00

Hes such a MAMAs boy
Gotta love a guy who loves his mama

NIGHT - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-30T16:08:56-08:00

Not always the best time to catch something.

TEXAS STADIUM - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-30T15:46:25-08:00

Getting Ready For One More
Final Blast
1971 2008

BIG BALLS - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-30T15:13:13-08:00

You gotta have them to
go 10 frames with these girls

WORKMANSHIP - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-30T14:53:31-08:00

ETIQUETTE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-30T14:49:15-08:00

A DIRTY LOOK PLEASURED BY A MECHANIC - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-30T14:36:24-08:00

LINGERIE SOCCER TEAM - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-30T14:36:09-08:00

They Can Play With My Balls

EYELID TATS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-30T14:29:02-08:00

Creepy as HELL
Can you imagine waking up to that

COOKIES - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-30T13:42:28-08:00

They make you FAT....
....and thats good enough for me

TEMPORARY HELP - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-30T13:00:40-08:00

Just to keep things in order while the
WIFE is away taking care of her Mother...
...hell it was HER idea

PIRATES VS NINJAS - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-30T12:48:52-08:00

Theres no way on GODs green Earth that
a NINJA will ever look this sexy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOOOOO - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-30T11:15:39-08:00

DEAR MOTIFAKERS HUGS AND KISSES FROM CULOS - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-30T10:40:13-08:00

MOOOOO - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-30T10:36:03-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOOOOOOOOOOO - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-30T05:35:55-08:00

Aged to perfection.
Marinated in whiskey.
Hung out to dry.

RORSCHACH - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-01-29T22:04:08-08:00

REAL MILKSHAKES - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-29T21:10:41-08:00

hmmm.. her Milkshakes certainly do
bringeth more menfolk to the yard. Oh
yes they are definitely better than mine

CHOICES - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-29T21:04:04-08:00

Vern looks like a kid in a candy store...
...too bad EVERYTHING is mini

CHARLIE MANSON - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-29T19:16:25-08:00

Hes stalking you....tsk tsk tsk

TOILET MANNERS - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-29T19:13:40-08:00

HER SPECIAL TOY - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-29T18:52:45-08:00

You know she wouldnt need it if she had
a CUBBYBEAR instead of the hippothingy

TRYING TO BLEND IN - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-29T18:41:40-08:00

I told you youd get caught Mr. Culos

THE DESIGNATED DRIVER - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-29T18:32:12-08:00

Always knows where you hide the keys

EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY COMMISSION - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-29T18:28:20-08:00

It has not been kind to the MODELING industry

CUBBYWANNABEE - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-29T18:13:31-08:00

I told you wear a BEAR suit...
...not a BARE suit

ZOINKS - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-29T18:01:39-08:00

For the first time in their lives theyre
not thinking of food

FINE DINING - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-29T17:25:21-08:00

You always need a reservation...
...and that really sucks

RESPONSIBILITY - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-29T16:23:52-08:00

THE REGULARS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-29T16:20:07-08:00

ANAL BEADS - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-29T16:08:50-08:00

Stefan ponders the power
of suggestive thought

DIET FADS - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-29T15:44:50-08:00

I Can Eat As Much As I Want
I Just Dont Seem To Get Full

ETERNITY - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-29T14:52:12-08:00

B52 CONCERT - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-01-29T14:14:29-08:00

They wont be singing Love Shack

GRIEF - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-29T14:10:09-08:00

Only time can heal the pain

UNACCEPTABLE - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-29T13:44:20-08:00

Get me another one this one has a crack in it

EX WIFE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-29T13:18:38-08:00

COULROPHOBIA - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-29T13:03:50-08:00

I LOVE YOU ALL - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-29T12:39:28-08:00

TOILET GIRL - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-29T12:36:52-08:00

...and you thought a BIDET was fancy
I love it so much I have two

BABY POLITICIANS - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-29T12:29:51-08:00

Yes...they are born that way

THE CANADIAN ARMY - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-29T12:14:14-08:00

Because TANKS are really expensive

INORDINATE WHINING - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-29T12:07:31-08:00

This kid thinks your really really good at it.

DO NOT - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-29T11:13:39-08:00

make any sudden movements

MAMA POONS - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-29T09:57:41-08:00

Great Asian cuisine in the front.
Happy endings in the rear.

DEPRESSION - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-29T09:44:13-08:00

RUN ALONG NOW SON - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-29T09:39:58-08:00

Daddy has to get ready for work

PREGNANT MAN - Rating: 3/5

2010-01-29T09:29:18-08:00

Your not a pregnant MAN...
if you have a VAGINA

HAITI - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-29T09:21:23-08:00

Shaking With Delight Since 2010.

VAGINA - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-29T09:20:19-08:00

THERES PRECISION - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-29T08:33:22-08:00

Then theres Stanley precision

THE INTERNET WARS - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-29T05:28:48-08:00

It was destined to end like this

LOGICDUDE LOVES HIS BACON - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-29T04:27:59-08:00

CUBBYBEAR LOGICDUDE - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-29T04:10:05-08:00

A rare picture of them as cubs

STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-29T03:41:21-08:00

TOC SHES THE BOSS - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-29T02:00:41-08:00

EVOLUTION THEORY ACCORDING TO APPLE - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-29T01:30:13-08:00

BACON INDUCED HEART ATTACK - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-28T19:31:41-08:00

only mildly less appealing than
heart attack immediately after sex
with hot twins

BUFFETS - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-28T19:28:54-08:00

One must remember to not PIG OUT but
take their time enjoying it.
You can always go back until youre full

GOOD GIRL - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-28T18:38:47-08:00

BREW MASTERS - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-28T16:36:06-08:00

Art Isnt Just In The Can

2ND BASE - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-28T16:30:17-08:00

Dont Let Cancer Steal It
Check A Friend Today

GREYBONE CD - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-28T16:24:15-08:00

Grey Scorpion and Bone CD
Seperated at Birth
By Dr. Karl Lagerfield

INOCULATTE - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-28T15:52:25-08:00

WHEN YOURE RUSHIN FOR A DRINK - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-28T15:23:26-08:00

Theres no time for stalin

NEW MOTIFAKER - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-28T13:20:36-08:00

goes by the name GodsArt
be careful throwing a one at his

ALARM SYSTEM - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-28T13:11:52-08:00

Nope dont need one

AT THAT MOMENT - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-28T11:49:30-08:00

Cartman relized he had found his dreamgirl.

ARE YOU A BIG GIRLS BLOUSE - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-28T10:01:56-08:00

PLAY BALL I LIKE M FIRM AND ROUND - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-28T09:29:05-08:00

PATIENCE WISDOM - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-28T09:13:07-08:00

its good to have both

LONGCAT - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-28T09:00:22-08:00

Was buuuurp OM NOM NOM

CUTBACKS - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-01-28T09:00:14-08:00

have hit the military
in a MAJOR way

LANDSCAPES GONE PEARSHAPED - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-28T05:33:09-08:00

DO NOT FOLLOW FOR I MAY NOT LEAD - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-28T05:05:56-08:00

RUSSIAN SUVS - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-28T05:02:06-08:00

When showing off in a Hummner is not enough.

DILDO TESTER A COOL JOB GONE DOWN THE DRAIN - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-28T03:56:20-08:00

SEDUCTION - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-28T03:42:12-08:00

GIVING A BLOWJOB A MOTIFAKE SERVICE ANNONCEMENT - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-28T03:33:56-08:00

PROUD DADDY CUBBY DONE GOOD - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-28T02:57:03-08:00

WOODYWOOD03A PREPARE TO BE BURNED - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-28T02:52:16-08:00

POLL IS SHE ALLOWED TO USE THE MANS ROOM - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-28T02:49:02-08:00

IPAD APPLE FAIL - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-28T02:27:17-08:00

LITTLE CULOS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-27T23:11:57-08:00

Caught looking at things to come

DELETE BEFORE APPROVAL - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-27T22:57:19-08:00

Saving Face....MotiFake Style

MEMORANDUM - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-27T21:50:05-08:00

REQUIRED READING - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-27T21:37:19-08:00

Timmy...
If you dont have your copy already...
Please visit Chompers in his van.

HEY...LADIES GET A LOAD OF THESE - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-01-27T21:36:27-08:00

Id Say The Cows Look Pretty Impressed

KILLING NAHZEES - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-27T20:48:28-08:00

Swing for the fences boys...the Der Fueher
is watching

GRAVITY - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-27T20:43:49-08:00

Ninjas Defy It

PRUSSIAN BLUE - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-27T20:30:51-08:00

Proof that sometimes its OK to punch little
girls in the face

PLASTIC SURGERY - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-01-27T19:19:20-08:00

Her boobs look perfect...too bad she skimped
on her face

FOX NEWS - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-27T19:09:46-08:00

That FOX looks pretty FAIR and BALANCED to me

HOW AM I - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-27T16:12:56-08:00

My goiter is killing me. I got a hemmorhoid the size of Uncle Muaurys
nose sticking in my ass like a hot poker. I got sick on a nice piece of
white fish last night. Oy Dont even ask

RERRO - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-27T15:28:36-08:00

Ray I Relp Rou

BAD MARKETING IDEA - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-27T14:34:31-08:00

Youre assuming we would look for it
HA

E.G.D. BIBLE - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-27T13:14:34-08:00

Yea I say unto thee our Elder God has power over undergarments.
Witness the mircale and know all is right in the world.
Chapter 1 verse 1 Book of Cubby

HEY NOOB - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-27T12:59:23-08:00

Chompers is here.

WHY ARE MEN HAPPIER - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-27T12:20:09-08:00

PRODUCEMAN - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-27T08:29:10-08:00

AMERICA - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-27T07:35:38-08:00

FUCK YEAH

YOUNG MR. CULOS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-27T06:31:40-08:00

One this faithful daylooking back MOM
thought he was just being curious...
...little did she know a monster was born

GEOMETRY - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-27T06:03:17-08:00

Gods Perfection

MSA A MOTIFAKE SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-27T05:36:04-08:00

CUBBYBEAR IS A LINGUISTIC GENIUS - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-27T05:27:31-08:00

HOPE YOU LIKE FELLATIO TRAINING... - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-27T05:17:16-08:00

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG QUIT MESSING WITH US - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-27T05:12:07-08:00

POTATOES - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-27T04:42:39-08:00

Yep this is how I like them PREPARED.

JWOWW - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-01-26T23:41:40-08:00

She can party drink smoke flirt and
look hot doing it.She pretty much rules
the subject of girls.

NEW MOON - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-26T22:11:37-08:00

MOTIFAKE.COM - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-26T18:27:59-08:00

If youve got the time
Well leave the light on for you

DREAMS - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-01-26T18:06:53-08:00

CREATION - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-26T18:06:00-08:00

THE CLASSIC BLOWJOB - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-26T18:02:29-08:00

With a twist of LogicDude...Nice nose BTW

COUCH POTATO - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-01-26T17:28:30-08:00

All you need is some butter...a little
sour cream...and ah yes...BACON
ommm Nommm Nommm...

CANADIANS - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-26T16:29:54-08:00

Were usually nice people.
Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team
You best STFU.

DONT WORRY - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-26T15:29:20-08:00

PSSSST HEY BUDDY - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-26T15:11:21-08:00

Wanna Meet My Sister
Shes A Real Pig

CHAUFFER - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-26T13:25:16-08:00

Good morning and welcome DAMN Err May
I take your bags I MEAN can I handle you
I MEAN.... Im fired right

HMOS - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-26T13:01:07-08:00

Practicing medicine the way
it was meant to be practiced

COME - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-26T12:56:06-08:00

MY MINIONS

LIFE IS FULL OF SURPRISES SOME GOOD SOME BAD BUT VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-26T12:16:05-08:00

REMEMBER WHEN... - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-26T11:15:20-08:00

Your Mom said your face would stay
like that if you kept scrunching it up
Heres MORE bad news guys...

LOGICDUDE CAN WE TRUST HIM - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-26T09:59:39-08:00

ROCK N ROLL - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-26T09:45:09-08:00

Because Without It
You Just Have The Sex and Drugs...

EPIC ASS - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-26T05:40:39-08:00

Some are unaware that an epic ass can also double as a drink holder

NATIONAL FLAGS - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-26T03:04:24-08:00

REVELATION - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-26T03:03:44-08:00

FATT MATT MISTER FISTER - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-26T02:38:45-08:00

OH GIMME THE BEAT BOYS - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-26T02:13:21-08:00

AIRMAN - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-25T22:08:23-08:00

His daily ride. He just cant get enough Hog...

ARE YOU SURE... - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-25T21:00:06-08:00

that you dropped your contact lens
under here Mr. Culos

RONS ART - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-01-25T20:55:17-08:00

It takes a rare talent
to stand out from the crowd on Motifake.com

SHE LOOKS GREAT - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-25T20:40:53-08:00

Too bad she forgot to paint the back...
...BLONDS

ROCK AND ROLL GIRLS - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-25T20:31:52-08:00

THE ART OF RONSART - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-25T20:28:03-08:00

What Do You Mean Youre Finished

THE G FORCE HAIRPIECE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-25T17:59:26-08:00

Hey theres something in your hair. Oh
nevermind its just a hideous rodent corpse

WHATUTALKINABOUT - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-25T17:26:15-08:00

Life sucks when you stopped being CUTE

ROSES - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-25T16:17:26-08:00

KELLY - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-25T15:44:11-08:00

Shes found a new best friend

WHATS UP - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-25T15:41:13-08:00

Not a whole lot. Kinda bummed that were not allowed to throw feces at
anybody anymore. Whats up with you

SORRY GUYS - Rating: 3.1/5

2010-01-25T15:32:17-08:00

After all this aint Naughtyfake

THINK OF IT LIKE SCRABBLE - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-25T15:25:35-08:00

A Triple Nerd Score.

SIR OR MAAM - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-25T15:23:30-08:00

a better way to do it

TRAPPED - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-25T15:11:48-08:00

Surrounded by assholes. Amy was confused by how familiar this felt.
It was like being at work.

THE BLACK ROSE OF DEATH - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-25T14:49:50-08:00

Starts As A Celebration of Love

THE ROSE OF LOVE - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-25T14:46:21-08:00

Beware The Rose That Stems From
The Burning Bush

ROSES - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-25T13:51:35-08:00

PAYBACKS A BITCH - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-25T13:07:31-08:00

I knew that somewhere somehow someday she would regret it.

CHUTZPAH - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-25T12:07:08-08:00

MY DOG - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-25T12:00:20-08:00

He used to chase after people on a bike
Until I took it from him.

A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-25T11:47:22-08:00

HOLD DOWN F11 - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-01-25T11:17:52-08:00

Im going to hell for this.
I just know it.

IT TAKES TWO - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-25T10:22:57-08:00

Well in this case it only takes one but two would be even better

STUNT DOUBLES - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-25T10:16:57-08:00

Even in the animal kingdom
They get Mexicans to do their dirty work.
No minorities were hurt in this Motifake.

WAIT A SECOND - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-25T10:15:33-08:00

Your not just blowing smoke up my ass again are you

FORGIVENESS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-25T09:52:45-08:00

AVATAR - Rating: 3/5

2010-01-25T09:51:40-08:00

The Smurfs grow up. And now....theyre pissed.

WINGMAN - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-25T09:50:51-08:00

Yknow it has its good dayz too

FOOTBALL FANS - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-25T07:59:03-08:00

Does it really matter who theyre rooting for

REACHING THE END ZONE - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-25T07:21:57-08:00

Few things in life are more satisfying

UNFAIR - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-25T06:47:44-08:00

WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-25T06:41:45-08:00

SEX FOR DUMMIES - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-25T06:03:42-08:00

THAT ONE CHICK - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-25T03:47:13-08:00

UNREALISTIC - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-25T03:34:38-08:00

GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ARSE - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-25T03:22:39-08:00

THINK ABOUT IT ..... - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-25T03:21:54-08:00

There are things that you only miss when they are no longer there....
Leslie Nielsen The Naked Gun 2 12

ROSES ARE BLUE BACON MUST FRY - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-25T02:04:35-08:00

ZIVA DAVID - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-24T22:47:45-08:00

Who knew an ass kicking could be so VERY VERY HOT

FREEDOM - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-24T22:14:52-08:00

PORCELINAS NEW JOB - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-24T21:20:34-08:00

I painted your roses black...
... to match your heart

SHOWING OFF - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-24T18:14:31-08:00

OK...you have themand they are
magnificentbut have a heart for the
many women who are envious of you

MMMA COOKIE - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-24T17:55:41-08:00

C is for COOKIE and CLEAVAGE....thats
good enough for me
ommm nommmm nommmm

TO STRIPPERS EVERYWHERE - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-01-24T16:04:56-08:00

ULTIMATE SAMMICH - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-24T15:08:37-08:00

Two grilled cheese sandwiches as buns...
...BRILLIANT

IRONY - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-24T15:07:25-08:00

MISTER CULOS - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-24T14:49:11-08:00

I knew I would get your attention...
...carry on

ATHLETES - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-24T14:37:36-08:00

They would be nothing without the support of their fans.

RESPECT - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-24T14:13:07-08:00

SEXISM - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-24T11:44:55-08:00

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-24T09:37:47-08:00

HOSTILE - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-24T07:50:44-08:00

FRIGIDITY - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-24T06:46:58-08:00

The Longer The Cherry Ripens
The Colder The Fruit

GIVE ME COFFEE - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-24T05:35:22-08:00

SCARLETT - Rating: 3.1/5

2010-01-24T01:41:35-08:00

Because wearing glasses never looked so Hot

EPIC BOOBS PANIC - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-23T23:52:34-08:00

Your First encounter can be a very
frightening experience...just remember
34ths of them are FAKE

POTENTIAL - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-01-23T22:29:39-08:00

CUBBY AND LOGICDUDE - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-01-23T21:47:25-08:00

were finally married yesterday
by Reverend Charles Bronson Jr.
Congratulations

FUNKY CHICKEN - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-23T21:42:06-08:00

doesnt like to be called
a jive turkey

WHEN A WOMAN IS TALKING TO YOU - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-23T21:37:30-08:00

listen to what she says with her eyes

THIS COULD BE YOU - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-23T21:04:54-08:00

Just a reminder...NEVER give your picture to some pervert in the forums.
A PSA FROM MOTIFAKE.COM

JUST A QUICK REMINDER - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-23T20:28:20-08:00

Before you judge people remember this
Amateurs built the Ark
While professionals built the Titanic

TIME - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-23T19:15:25-08:00

DISGUST - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-23T18:43:54-08:00

DITA AND THE ZOMBIE - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-23T17:38:28-08:00

She make a DEAD man come...

HORIZONTAL STRIPES - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-23T17:31:14-08:00

They Make You Look Fat

LOGICDUDE - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-23T17:18:52-08:00

Taking his title a little bit too seriously

PHOTOGRAPHING AN UPSKIRT - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-01-23T16:35:33-08:00

Some girls make it too easy

ADULT KENNY - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-23T16:18:42-08:00

He dabbled in porn at first
but his costars always complained about the necrophilia.

SARCHASM - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-23T15:36:00-08:00

ALIEN LIFE FORMS - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-23T15:30:51-08:00

Sometimes its obvious

FORGET LENO - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-23T14:45:42-08:00

A SWEET GREEN LANTERN COSTUME - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-23T12:12:05-08:00

Fuck Ryan Reynolds
Green Lantern should be a BABE

USA LIFE EXPECTANCY - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-23T11:56:09-08:00

ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-23T11:52:53-08:00

Is it just me or is breast cancer
awareness getting pretty weird

THE PILOT - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-23T07:40:19-08:00

BRITARDED - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-01-23T05:18:41-08:00

KENNY - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-22T23:18:40-08:00

MOTIFAKE - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-22T22:38:17-08:00

So Awesome We Piss Off The Internet

A FAIRY TRUTH - Rating: 3/5

2010-01-22T21:16:05-08:00

Cant wait for the effect to set in are you sure you gave her the right apple

SEXY GEEK - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-01-22T19:20:48-08:00

And you thought men dont look at girls with glasses....
....Theyre our favorites

LIFE - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-22T19:06:36-08:00

FAILURE - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-22T18:43:17-08:00

LIFEGUARDS. - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-01-22T18:31:24-08:00

Thank you thank you thank you
I almost drowned and you saved me
... Am I sitting on a Sea Cucumber...

SIT DOWN - Rating: 3/5

2010-01-22T17:51:03-08:00

Your fake plastic BOOBIES disgust me

LEARNING BY EXAMPLE - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-22T17:36:27-08:00

The best things in life are NEVER taught
in schools

VIDEO GAMES - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-22T17:33:53-08:00

Some things are still more interesting

FUTURE MOTIFAKER - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-22T17:22:35-08:00

Max found out early Where The Wild Things Are

HER NEW BIRTHDAY PRESENTS - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-22T17:18:24-08:00

Half the fun is showing them off...
...the other half is playing with them
when you get home

THE SUNGLASSES TRICK - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-22T17:11:36-08:00

Only works if you look out of CORNER of your eye

TECHNICAL SUPPORT LEVEL 3 - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-22T17:10:56-08:00

Im very sorry i was not able to help you. I think your computer it totally screwed.

MENDES - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-22T17:09:19-08:00

another word for caliente

SHOTGUN - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-22T17:06:40-08:00

Called It

CHILDHOOD - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-22T17:05:55-08:00

PALINDROMES - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-22T15:52:53-08:00

Whats Make a Sammich backwards

FACEPLANT31 - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-22T15:12:38-08:00

Dont call him a pothead. He hates that.

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO DELIVER - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-22T14:56:20-08:00

from the Secretary of the Army
May I come in Mrs. Jones

YOU CANT KILL THE METAL - Rating: 3/5

2010-01-22T14:22:33-08:00

The Metal will live on

2 BROWN PAPER BAGS PLEASE I NEED TO BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-22T12:34:39-08:00

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-22T12:05:19-08:00

Give me one good reason why I shouldnt... hey are you looking at my tits

SHE BLINDED ME - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-22T11:27:35-08:00

with science.

CHILDHOOD - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-22T10:56:08-08:00

Who says it has to end

FIVE STAGES - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-22T10:35:50-08:00

CHILDHOOD - Rating: 4.6/5

2010-01-22T09:24:52-08:00

FACEPLANT31 - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-22T09:18:17-08:00

He has his own special way with children.
And he has balloons.

VELMA - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-22T08:49:17-08:00

Daphne Is The Whore
But Velma Is Much Much Dirtier

ONLY IN TEXAS - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-22T08:32:38-08:00

God bless em

DIGGING UP GRAVES - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-22T08:14:47-08:00

For Grim Rper its not looting its foreplay.

WARM WATER - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-22T08:02:22-08:00

we all wish it made it bigger.

SUPPLIES FOR HAITI - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-22T07:52:39-08:00

Port Who needs a port

CHILDHOOD - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-22T07:46:39-08:00

Growing up in the 80s was rough. You really had to watch your back.

THATONECHICK - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-22T07:45:58-08:00

oh Queen eh very nice
An howd you get that eh
By exploitin the workers

HER ACDC TATTOO - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-22T06:31:06-08:00

Because shes given you a clear warning
to use protection without ever ruining
the mood.

FAPTASTIC - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-22T06:29:06-08:00

YOURE A GREYBEARD - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-22T06:10:30-08:00

MWLF - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-22T05:56:38-08:00

INSANITY - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-22T05:36:15-08:00

CHILDHOOD - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-22T05:07:56-08:00

When every day has some magic in it

CHILDHOOD - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-22T04:14:51-08:00

A BOOK - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-21T23:08:51-08:00

Its way better than a stupid movie
Kids today have no imagination

CHILDHOOD - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-21T23:06:23-08:00

I had boobies just for the asking slept
and farted all day and never knew how good I had it.

CHILDHOOD LESSON - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-21T22:18:30-08:00

You often wondered why some nights your dad would say Good of a Cow
while coughing at the same time but now I bet you understand.

LOLLIPOP AND CIGARETTES - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-21T20:50:02-08:00

Everything the body needs
American Soldiers are so cool

SPECIAL EFFECTS - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-21T19:33:44-08:00

They call this one The Michael Bay Effect

WHY SOOO SERIOUS - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-21T19:13:31-08:00

If she was just going through a phase
why did you buy a lock for the bedroom

THE PAC MAN BIKINI - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-21T18:10:37-08:00

Finally A chance to EAT that GHOST the right way

OH NO....CALL 911 - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-21T18:07:47-08:00

Somebody call Mooooooooooooooo.....
.....His wife got lose again

LIFE AFTER MOTIFAKE - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-21T17:15:15-08:00

Looks like BritNaru has a new hobby and
a new way to make friends online

MEGA SLUT - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-21T16:54:36-08:00

According To Reference Poster 86551
Kim Kardashian Is One
Thanks Producemans 117

I AM STRONG - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-21T15:57:49-08:00

I am invincible
I am Redhead

TIMMY - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-21T15:56:23-08:00

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-21T15:47:48-08:00

AIRMAN - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-21T15:43:48-08:00

Still Not Adjusted To Driving Cars.

SOME BERNAISE SAUCE ON MINE PLEASE - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-21T14:49:47-08:00

Shut the fuck up

JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS AND RHINOS - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-21T14:12:29-08:00

someone please check on Cubby

GENETIC TAMPERING - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-21T14:11:13-08:00

Stupid scientists. Now bacon can fight back

IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-21T13:43:31-08:00

Then Mountainbiking in the Grande Canyon
probably isnt for you

LIFE - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-21T12:46:17-08:00

They say before you die it all passes before your eyes
...then again goldfish only have a 4 second memory

FELLATIO - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-01-21T12:32:15-08:00

If you want to know if shell be up to par
just pay attention to how she handles her lollipops.

FIDO WAS A TOUGH CHALLENGER - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-21T12:12:14-08:00

TAKING A GIRL TO THE THEATER - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-21T12:10:20-08:00

I guess its easier than coming out to your parents.

80 PERCENT APPROVAL RATING - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-01-21T11:51:37-08:00

LOGICDUDE NEVER LEARNS - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-01-21T11:45:52-08:00

this always happens when he drinks
skunky beer right before bed

FAMOUS HAWAIIAN - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-21T11:03:25-08:00

MOTIFAMILY TREE - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-21T10:33:40-08:00

HANDICAP PARKING - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-21T10:11:06-08:00

A perk you really dont want