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ATTENTION MEN - demotivational poster

ATTENTION MEN: Contrary to what your father told you, this is not what will happen when you ask for directions.


TAGS: directions men drivers humor

demotivational poster ATTENTION MEN
lgvernon  #169033 Created October 2, 2013

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lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:35 pm

GAry, I once passed the entrance to the George Washington Bridge in DC at least TEN times before my DH finally decided to listen to his daughter (who was about 8 at the time, and me), screaming TURN HERE!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:34 pm

Most of the men I know would gleefully pass gas in a 5-star reataurant and blame the maitre'd, so I don't buy the 'don't want to bother anyone' posit, either.
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:34 pm

Most of the men I know would gleefully pass gas in a 5-star reataurant and blame the maitre'd, so I don't buy the 'don't want to bother anyone' posit, either.
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:30 am

Bah! Emilio, I'd be more likely to agree with you if I hadn't spent hours of my life I can never get back, at the mercy of a guy who turns directly opposite of the way we need to go, when I have a map in my lap or a GPS running on my phone...nah. Sorry.
GaryO - October 3, 2013, 9:17 am
Well, ya got me Vernon. However, it takes skill to distract passengers when passing the same landmark for the third time in an hour. ‘LOOK! COWS!’ 5 lost male lions
EmilioDumphque - October 3, 2013, 1:59 am
I think men must have a better sense of where the cardinal directions are than women. Also, we don't want to bother anyone until we've made an honest effort.
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I Sense... - demotivational poster

much butthurt... and no sense of humor...


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bodhirayo  #169026 Created October 1, 2013

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:44 pm
ROFLMAO! XD 5L + faved.
lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 11:46 pm

Hilarious! Welcome to the site!~
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The general Lee as a baby - demotivational poster

Small car painted as General Lee.


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demotivational poster The general Lee as a baby
fgd051943  #169013 Created October 1, 2013

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:54 am
Cadet Lee or b***er Bar Lee.
demon001 - October 31, 2013, 9:22 pm
Shouldn't it be: "Private Lee"?
MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 2:36 pm
If you haven't already, please drop this by at motofake too!
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Loneliness - demotivational poster

For Gary O, with thanks :-)


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BobbEdwards  #168909 Created September 26, 2013

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chickenlittle - September 27, 2013, 12:01 am
This poster makes me want to go visit a nursing home or hospice and just talk to someone who is feeling that kind of lonliness.
Airman - September 26, 2013, 7:08 pm
very nice
mariand - September 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
brilliant
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:25 am
Bukoski. A gritty read, whatever he wrote. One of my heroes. 5L
Reality Lord - September 26, 2013, 7:04 am

greatness
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"So you say you were swimming and you saw a shark? That's nothing, I was attacked by two sharks and one bit off my leg. Fought them both off and was able to save the leg on some ice and get to the hospital where they reattached it in a ground-breaking operation." The One-Upper always wins.


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chickenlittle  #168908 Created September 26, 2013

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EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2013, 3:19 am
First liar ain't got a chance.
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