Baby Names - demotivational poster
Mothers: STOP naming your children after Twilight characters! Bella, Edward, Jacob, Carlisle, Esme, or Emmett; we already know that you are a huge fan because you wouldn't shut up ever since they decided to make movies based on the books. We get it! But naming ALL your bastard children after these characters? Pathetic! It's just as bad as having a father name their child "Cyberdyne Systems Model 101." It's the same! And husbands, grow a pair and say something already! How about some incentive? If your wife were to ever die, you'd be left with all the children named after Twilight characters, and no one will care to believe it wasn't your idea.
all dogs go to heaven - demotivational poster
Statistics - demotivational poster
One percent more males born than females. 150% more elderly women than men. This is what happens in between.
A DUCK AND A CHICKEN - demotivational poster
A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken looked at him and said "Don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it"
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Behind Bars - demotivational poster
Not much has changed for me... I still finish my bottle... and wake up behind bars
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