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Baby Names - demotivational poster

Mothers: STOP naming your children after Twilight characters! Bella, Edward, Jacob, Carlisle, Esme, or Emmett; we already know that you are a huge fan because you wouldn't shut up ever since they decided to make movies based on the books. We get it! But naming ALL your bastard children after these characters? Pathetic! It's just as bad as having a father name their child "Cyberdyne Systems Model 101." It's the same! And husbands, grow a pair and say something already! How about some incentive? If your wife were to ever die, you'd be left with all the children named after Twilight characters, and no one will care to believe it wasn't your idea.


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demotivational poster Baby Names
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #177142 Created March 6, 2015

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 10:43 am
Lol! What makes you think that? :D
GaryO - March 7, 2015, 7:48 am
I'm gonna stick my neck out and venture that Cynic has sumpm stickin' in his craw here
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all dogs go to heaven - demotivational poster


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Reality Lord  #176995 Created February 21, 2015

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CloudchaserS - May 6, 2016, 5:23 am
Falcore :-)
GaryO - September 13, 2015, 7:43 am
How'd I miss THIS! Woof!
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Statistics - demotivational poster

One percent more males born than females. 150% more elderly women than men. This is what happens in between.


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theyuk  #176994 Created February 21, 2015

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:07 am
Less disease resistance too. Though you could look at this picture as an example of getting between harm and our family. Not shown is his wife out of frame shrieking "You were supposed to pain the hallway weeks ago!"
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:04 pm
That only looks dangerous because you don't understand the physics involved. Men have shorter lifespans than women and get between harm and our families far more than women.
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A DUCK AND A CHICKEN - demotivational poster

A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken looked at him and said "Don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it"


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concern3  #176956 Created February 19, 2015

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NickDahlmier - May 24, 2016, 6:37 pm
Af-fila...(Semi-truck honks) Aw-F#@&!!!
Sho - March 11, 2015, 1:07 pm
come to Motifake instead. 5L
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:40 pm
...and y'all say my jokes are bad! 5 clucking lions!
MissPriss - February 19, 2015, 3:48 pm
5 quacks 'cern!
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Behind Bars - demotivational poster

Not much has changed for me... I still finish my bottle... and wake up behind bars


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Ism  #176938 Created February 16, 2015

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:15 pm
I absolutely LUV this! It'll be going on the wall! 5 ROTFL lions!
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