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Bad Habits - demotivational poster

I made a deal with my wife that we only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack of smokes since 2013. She's up to 3 packs a day.


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MissPriss  #178895 Created September 9, 2015

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:52 am
Mr. Gary...calm the f*** d*wn *ear!! Just put lots of *'s, #'s and @'s randomly. It'll make sense to everyone else and yet still manage to f**k up the b*#@hy censor..t**h**
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:48 am
Mr.Gary, if you're smoking after se* may I suggest you start using some good lubricant? Or at the very least have some aloe vera standing near by.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:47 am
y'know, this phukking censor bytch is starting to get on my nerves. Censoring the word 'secks'. It's enough to change the rools of the basturd language called English.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:42 am
smoking after ***...hmmm, I should check
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The answer is simple - demotivational poster

The reason you are not my cup of tea, Is that I prefer coffee!


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mizzdizz  #178877 Created September 7, 2015

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mizzdizz - November 11, 2016, 12:08 pm
Thanks, Cynic! Anything I put on this site is meant to be shared, inspire, used, or redone. Please DO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2016, 10:39 am
I like this. I'm going to use it soon. ^
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A CHILD'S DREAMS - demotivational poster

I've found that the trick to making your kid's dreams come true is to spend an inordinate amount of time diminishing their expectations.


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concern3  #178854 Created September 4, 2015

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:43 pm
Parenting 101 w/Anti-Dad! Where there's hope, he'll stop it! Whenever self-esteem rears it's shining head, he'll be there to kick it in the testicles! Don't mess with Anti-Dad... Just ask Christopher Titus!
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 4:01 pm
Liberalism in action. Conservatives help their children's dreams come true by teaching hard work and perseverance. Even when the conservative's child does not reach his dream he gets far more out of life than a liberal's child.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:24 pm
But hey! I have no hope for the future! So that's 1 out of 3 so far!
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:23 pm
without anyone caring, I meant to say.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:23 pm
When I was a kid, and adults said "what do you want to be when you grow up", I would say "I want to have a dead end job with no hope for the future and then die alone without." I have not lived up to the first part, since no one ever gave me a job.
Zeul - September 4, 2015, 7:51 pm
Effd up !!!
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To Every Politician ! - demotivational poster

North & South Of The Border CLUSTERF--K !!


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maoworks2  #178847 Created September 3, 2015

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maoworks2 - September 4, 2015, 9:37 am
Not One Of Them I Would Trust To Walk My Dog !! That's It .
GaryO - September 3, 2015, 9:12 pm
to put it mildly
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THE GOOD OLD DAYS - demotivational poster

IS A CLICHE IN POPULAR CULTURE, IT REFERS TO AN ERA CONSIDERED BY SOMEONE TO BE BETTER THAN THE PRESENT. IT IS A FORM OF ROMANTICISATION


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concern3  #178843 Created September 2, 2015

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:50 pm
...But wait, there's more!: You also get an instillment of "Moving the lawn is good exercise for her". And, if you act now, we'll throw-in a deeply-suggested adversion to all all expensive & "pretty" things (Jewelery & clothes) ABSOLUTELY FREE! Call now!
TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:35 am
That's romantic? Romantic is when she's lying nekkid on a bearskin in front of a fireplace. This isn't romantic LOL
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