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If you watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager and tabulate how many times anybody says the word “sex" in any one episode, Sex and the City wouldn't even come close in an entire season.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #173468 Created May 16, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.
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that face i make when i cropdust the aisles in wal mart. - demotivational poster


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xnavygunner  #173417 Created May 13, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 2:33 pm
"That's funny. That crop-duster dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:02 pm
Great! Create more like this. Fresh ideas are a good thing.
xnavygunner - May 13, 2014, 7:49 pm
In my case yeah lol
lgvernon - May 13, 2014, 7:40 pm

That's a 'A' in , cropdust', right?....5 clothespins!
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Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust - demotivational poster

"You have the right to remain silent - unless the spines from those pods full of cocaine are causing you discomfort, chummy. The golf clubs were a good subterfuge, though!"


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ughomer  #173391 Created May 12, 2014

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Sho  #173356 Created May 10, 2014

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:14 am
All, too, often!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:57 pm
Awe, man Sho! Dang, this is classic! 5 angels for you... crap, in this context that didn't sound right. Lol
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ughomer  #173304 Created May 7, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 1:00 pm
Dang it! I would have to read this 5L AFTER Easter. Now I have to wait an entire year :-(
ughomer - May 8, 2014, 11:04 am
I ruined three (3) microwave ovens showing my friends this stupid trick!
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