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BRAGGING - demotivational poster


TAGS: no doritos for you

demotivational poster BRAGGING
Faceplant31  #113068 Created August 10, 2010

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mathewloki - September 17, 2010, 12:20 pm
XD that is funny
440wakeup - August 28, 2010, 10:17 pm
Im not ready 2 talk about it
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 5:44 pm
440 you seem to of had some bad experiences with doritos bags and their vending machines in the past...no?
440wakeup - August 12, 2010, 10:44 pm
When a DORITO-BAG cracked out vending machine locks you in a car trunk and drives you around until midnite when you can take out more money on your atm limit, or duct ***es you to a saw horse in a basement and calls the people on your cell phone and.....
440wakeup - August 12, 2010, 10:41 pm
People are actually bragging about not getting rolled, jacked, arrested, extorted, finding out she is a HE!! or waking up in a tub of ICE with you're kidney missing. Until a DORITO bags methed out pimp, holds you hostage a knife point until your ATM...
CpnKangaroo - August 11, 2010, 5:46 pm
i heard this joke on the season finale for last comic standing
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:52 pm
LOVE IT!!!
RagTopDriver - August 10, 2010, 11:18 pm
If you do manage to haggle the vending machine its important to let your friends know so that they too may enjoy the reduced price. all three of them. seriously, there was a line. I
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:08 pm
All i can say is whether you pay for your doritos or not if its sketchy wrap it bfor you *** it and enjoy them. O yea make sure to remove any evidence of them to before your ol lady does the wash.
Sean - August 10, 2010, 5:02 pm
But what if you convince the vending machine to give you the doritos for, say, half price, OR you get two bags of doritos, when you only paid for one? Just asking.
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BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER - demotivational poster


TAGS: blood water family syrup waffles

demotivational poster BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER
sickartist  #113050 Created August 10, 2010

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L sick.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 10:07 am
semen is thicker than blood so doe......forget it. I've over a***yzed this...
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:50 am
PhxDebbie, what is your relation to sickartist? Just curious.
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
yes, I suppose it does, but if you were to mix rum and waffles....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
Molasses is thicker than syrup....does that make Rum more important than waffles? 5L
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:44 am
Now I'm hungry, need some waffles. 5L
PhxDebbie - August 10, 2010, 9:43 am
MMMMMM International House of 5L
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 8:50 am
Flawless logic. 5L
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CLOWN SEEKING - demotivational poster


TAGS: personal ad day clowns bacon

demotivational poster CLOWN SEEKING
Faceplant31  #113012 Created August 9, 2010

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thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:25 pm
LoL
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 8:46 pm
Classic! 5 balloons.
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OPPORTUNIES - demotivational poster


TAGS: good dog get the squirrel

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spacedog  #113011 Created August 9, 2010

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I GET BY - demotivational poster


TAGS: dog rescue

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Airman  #113003 Created August 9, 2010

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rerun - February 17, 2011, 7:39 pm

still gets to me
freestyler - August 9, 2010, 8:18 pm
Ow lol this is actually not my dog ...*trows back in water*
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 6:44 pm
Is the owner a dude or a chick?
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 6:39 pm
BWAHAHAHA! Where's the stick? Or was it a ball? 5L
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