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BRITAIN'S FAVORITE PASTIME - Is Croquet. The Pansiest "Sport" In The World. demotivational poster

demotivational poster BRITAIN'S FAVORITE PASTIME
Roamer  #20129 Created September 11, 2008

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:45 pm
Wait, we do those things in America, too!! See, we can all be united by our common idiocies!
RnR - October 6, 2008, 4:47 pm
Only in Britain do people have thousands of pounds worth of cars on the street only to have their garage full of worthless junk!
RnR - October 6, 2008, 4:46 pm
Also, in Asda, we make ill and sick people walk to the back of the shop for their prescriptions, whilst healthy people get their fags at the front door! Only in Britain do people have thousands of pounds worth of cars on the street only to have their ga
RnR - October 6, 2008, 4:45 pm
But Most of all being suspicious of anything Foreign! Only in Britain can you get a pizza faster than you can get an ambulance. Only in Britain do the bank leave both doors open but chain the pens to the desks. Also, in Asda, we make ill and sick peopl
RnR - October 6, 2008, 4:43 pm
Being British is about driving in a german car to an irish pub to drink belgian beer. Then on the way home, grabbin an indian curry or a turkish Kebbab. to then get home in a japanese taxi to sit on a sweedish sofa and watch USA TV shows on a Japanese TV.
Glenn - October 6, 2008, 4:21 pm
actually its called football, douche.
brock0lee - September 12, 2008, 8:16 am
who wants to bet that some brit responds by saying their favorite pastime is cricket or soccer?
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HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now demotivational poster


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes

demotivational poster HERMIONE GRANGER
aPauling  #20107 Created September 11, 2008

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but d***, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY h**ter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol d*** i just noticed that shes soo h** seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(
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BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity demotivational poster


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demotivational poster BEER BAGS
aPauling  #20105 Created September 11, 2008

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Agamemnon218 - September 12, 2008, 11:40 am
Good call! You miss all the foam that way.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 8:54 am
It's beer in a bag! I want to nibble off a corner of a bag an suck on it like a baby to a tit.
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ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out demotivational poster


TAGS: bike biker motorcycle gang island pancakes

demotivational poster ISLAND BIKER GANGS
aPauling  #20100 Created September 11, 2008

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agamemnon218  #20078 Created September 11, 2008

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Drew - September 12, 2008, 2:08 pm
He drives an Ice Cream Truck covered in SKULLS!
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