In California - demotivational poster
speed limits are just suggestions. You only get pulled over if: You're a minority, yet did nothing wrong You're driving a car popular in the area with the minorities. ANY and ALL cars that are red You're driving a Mustang (especially if its red) You're driving in high speed traffic and CHP notices YOUR tags are expired, or a tail light is out, or no license plate on the front fender, you'll be given the third degree. The officer has had a bad morning and admits it's because his wife is on her period, and your going to pay for it dearly even though you were going 3 miles over the speed limit. Welcome to California.
Meanwhile... - demotivational poster
...in the middle of the night in some depraved town, shit like this is going down inside a Walmart.
SURVIVAL - demotivational poster
So - demotivational poster
You want to stick it to Microsoft and Apple over their use of tax loopholes. It's a shame your too stupid to use Linux They don't have any money to hide over seas.
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My Lord... - demotivational poster
Our army retreated... they want their swords back
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