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In California - demotivational poster

speed limits are just suggestions. You only get pulled over if: You're a minority, yet did nothing wrong You're driving a car popular in the area with the minorities. ANY and ALL cars that are red You're driving a Mustang (especially if its red) You're driving in high speed traffic and CHP notices YOUR tags are expired, or a tail light is out, or no license plate on the front fender, you'll be given the third degree. The officer has had a bad morning and admits it's because his wife is on her period, and your going to pay for it dearly even though you were going 3 miles over the speed limit. Welcome to California.


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demotivational poster In California
 #166158 Created May 31, 2013

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:20 am
Just don't speed into double digits. No cop is going to ticket you for going 9 miles over. And NEVER be the fastest car in traffic!
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Meanwhile... - demotivational poster

...in the middle of the night in some depraved town, shit like this is going down inside a Walmart.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #166151 Created May 31, 2013

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maoworks2 - May 31, 2013, 4:11 pm
Working Nights 5 Sleepy Eyes L .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 3:09 pm
Lots of discounts at Walmart, even in the circus sideshow, lol.
Reality Lord - May 31, 2013, 2:57 pm

when i was a kid you used to have to pay to see the freaks. now its free at walmart daily. who would have thought :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 2:48 pm
I just randomly found this. They actually have a website dedicated to these... these... CREATURES? Things that make you go.... *uuuugggh.*
CloudchaserS - May 31, 2013, 11:12 am
More at peopleofwalmart.com
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SURVIVAL - demotivational poster


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5150monkeylove  #166129 Created May 30, 2013

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rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:07 pm

amsome. good on twist too
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm
I really love the picture. I'm surprised Snoopy had not done it sooner.
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
.....aaand ML rolls. 5L
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So - demotivational poster

You want to stick it to Microsoft and Apple over their use of tax loopholes. It's a shame your too stupid to use Linux They don't have any money to hide over seas.


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curlyrocks  #166097 Created May 29, 2013

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 11:37 am
'You're', and, 'overseas'.
deorath - September 13, 2013, 11:26 am
iI's a shame my too stupid to use Linux? Idiot.
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