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Candy Corn - demotivational poster

Candy corn is to Halloween as fruitcake is to Christmas.


TAGS: trick or treat halloween candy

demotivational poster Candy Corn
Cannabal  #169274 Created October 16, 2013

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Silverheart - October 17, 2013, 12:57 am

One thing you can do with candy corn... dissolve it into the liquor of your choice (I like it in vodka), tastes good and nice color too.
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 11:01 pm

My favorite candy~~
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GARDEN GNOMES - demotivational poster

GARDEN GNOMES STRIVE FOR WORLD DOMINATION! For decades we have been lured by their harmless appearance and thus allowed them to infiltrate our homes. Now a takeover is very close at hand. Underneath the lawns and gardens of the world, they have constructed huge facilities for weaponry and advanced training. At least 95% of all unexplained violent deaths worldwide are in fact the works of Gnome stormtroopers evaluating weapons and tactics. The United Nations, Nato and The World Bank are completely under Gnome control at this point. Also the global warming problem is the work of Gnomes. Gnomes are resilient to climate changes. They secretly burn vast amounts of crude oil and chemicals in remote locations throughout the world in order to ruin human health. This also explains the oil shortage. The economy crisis, the conflicts in the Middle East, the Russian military rearmament e.t.c., are merely cover-ups constructed by the Gnomes in order to distract the world's attention from their sinister plan. Garden Gnomes will be the end of life as we know it unless we take immediate action! SPREAD THE WORD! GARDEN GNOMES ARE EVIL AND MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS!


TAGS: conspiracy gnomes paranoia lol

demotivational poster GARDEN GNOMES
JesusWept  #169270 Created October 16, 2013

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fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 6:34 pm
I rate 4 out of 5 L's because the text is so incredibly long; otherwise, awesome.
JesusWept - October 16, 2013, 1:55 pm
Thanks! If this doesn't put me in the next edition of "THE BIG BOOK OF CONSPIRACIES" nothing will hehe...
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:18 pm

Geez, and I always thought they were ugly but harmless. 5L
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You're in trouble - demotivational poster

When a weeping angel facepalms you


TAGS: doctor who

demotivational poster You're in trouble
Brawler  #169259 Created October 15, 2013

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RetiredUSNChief - October 16, 2013, 7:01 pm
And you're in deeper trouble if you blink... :)
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SARCASM - demotivational poster

Is frequently mitigated by payback.


TAGS: toilet paper games humor

demotivational poster SARCASM
lgvernon  #169162 Created October 9, 2013

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:49 am
Take an old cardboard tube and write on it. Then take a new roll of TP and remove the cardboard tube by ripping it to pieces. remove as couple of turns of paper from the inside and slide the sarcastic cardboard tube into place.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2013, 2:58 am
If only there's s way to wrote those words, THEN place toilet paper back on. Lol. Nice one.
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Old Players - demotivational poster

For the young folks...


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BobbEdwards  #169122 Created October 7, 2013

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