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I CAN'T BELIEVE - He hasn't been sh** yet demotivational poster

demotivational poster I CAN'T BELIEVE
jesus  #40984 Created January 20, 2009



CRaSH - April 15, 2009, 4:28 pm
People made plans to kill his a** and failed. And really, jesus(who shall be called Timmy now) do you really want Biden to take over as president? Better to deal with the evil we have now than put another old white guy no one likes in the oval office.
Cwalda - April 8, 2009, 11:24 am
The fact that this man still lives proves, that he won't do any important changes...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I agree. No president should be sh**. If you have a disagreement, that's what the system is there for, so you can stymie them with another branch of government or eventually just vote them out.
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
Truly, f***ed up poster. You're are just as bad as those pieces of **** who wished the same thing on Bush and Cheney.
rerun - January 21, 2009, 6:53 pm

Thanks Deltabob.
Mark - January 21, 2009, 3:01 pm
jesus - This poster is just plain wrong and you probably deserve a visit from the Secret Service. If we don't see anything else from you for the next 10 to 20 years, we'll know why.
rerun - January 20, 2009, 8:49 pm

jesus gets my nomination for douchebag (sorry EGD)
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ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. demotivational poster

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Peter  #40978 Created January 20, 2009



zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:58 pm
(Not really.)
zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:52 pm
It's REAL:
Clem - February 2, 2009, 11:51 pm
YAY for Gary Larson!
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CAPITALISM - demotivational poster

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ziggles  #40858 Created January 20, 2009



... - May 3, 2009, 2:23 pm you explain the statement? Are you personally at war with Islam? Is the nation USA at war with the religion Islam? Is the ideology capitalism at war with Islam? YOU are the reason the whole world looks down at Americans.
... - May 3, 2009, 2:21 pm
Oh dear god what the f*** does capitalism have to do with your fantasy war against the religion Islam? Firstly i would like to point out that most Islamic countries are ultra capitalistic, if you don't have money you die. Secondly how in Santa's v*****...
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1.20.09 - Obama presidency~ pray for us George demotivational poster

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Toussaint  #40773 Created January 19, 2009



Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:09 pm
And I love how you say Fox has propaganda yet what is MSNBC, let alone the entire basis of the Obama campaign (which is still going on.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:07 pm
And bogus briefings? LOL! Have you seen how selective in calling on people Obama and Press Secretary Robert Gibbs are at press conferences? Plus you can't say that Bush didn't care about people any more than one on the right can say Obama doesn't care.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:05 pm
Then Obama is a dumb a** island boy with a privileged upbringing who had terrorist friends and has his strings pulled by the hard left. What I said is no different than what you said.
Liam - August 19, 2009, 9:46 pm
Oh and before you go typo-nazi on me priveleged*
Liam - August 19, 2009, 9:45 pm
Can't blame Bush though, he was too stupid and careless to realize what was going on. He just strolled on being told what to do and influenced to make decisions through bogus briefings. But you can keep living in your fantasy hick world if you want to.
Liam - August 19, 2009, 9:44 pm
Obama hasn't been perfect but atleast he gives a d*** about making this country what it was a decade ago. George Bush was just a dumbass country boy with a privelaged upbringing who got put into office so he could be puppeteered by the hard right.
Liam - August 19, 2009, 9:43 pm
WTFO and Tous are obviously the ones paying attention to the media too much. Stop listening to your FOX Propoganda network bull**** and watch/read more than 30 minutes worth of news a night.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:30 pm
Truly stellar poster, T. 5 Patriotic lions. BvT, you obviously drink the Kool-Aid poured by the media. Do some reseach into history and what is going on now. BHO doesn't give a d*** about you. He is running a kleptocracy with socialist policies. Wake up.
Toussaint - April 11, 2009, 8:21 pm
GW is praying that the accidental president-BHO- doesn't force the US people to wear the chains of a Socialist-Democracy.
baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 7:19 pm
General Washington is praying "Thank you Lord, for delivering us from that stupid git George Dubya and giving us a President that truly cares for the American people (Mr. Obama, that is)."
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NINJA RACOONS - Always hunt in packs demotivational poster

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 #40764 Created January 19, 2009


( 13 upvotes ) - November 26, 2009, 3:05 am
Guy was feeding a racoon, bent to close the racoon swiped his jugular, not the face the neck. He lived still, creis when he tlls the story of laying their bleeding out, watching it eat the rest of the "h** POCKET" he was feeding it.
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 9:27 pm
Just use a gun.
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 9:26 pm
Or birds, or cats that eat the birds, or dogs...
CANADA - September 24, 2009, 9:23 pm
all you need is a birdbath full of antifreeze. no more racoons
_dog - September 24, 2009, 6:40 pm
Hey bozz, iz diz da place? Quiet Ricky. We gotz to wait till nightfall.
Airman - September 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
till you try to get them out of your back yard.. they get kinda nasty
motifake - September 24, 2009, 6:05 pm

Aaaaaaaaaw racoons are so cute
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