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CAT - THE OTHER WHITE MEAT demotivational poster


TAGS: cat white meat

demotivational poster CAT
Budog  #97003 Created April 3, 2010

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Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 12:31 am
Can you make me a sammich, ya lady? jk
Chompers - April 4, 2010, 12:26 am
I can cook :) The ladies should be lining up now.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 12:23 am
I'd eat Sea Biscuit. I've just never met a chef that could fry a horse. lol
Cloudchaser - April 4, 2010, 12:18 am
5L. Meat eaters who get upset at the idea of eating dog, cat, horse, rabbit guinea pig, rat, dolphin and non-endangered whale meat are hypocrites
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
Child labor ftw That's why China's gonna rule the world. Sewing.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Underage asian elves, actually.
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 11:12 pm
I don't think I've ever met a woman that could sew...I just a**ume elves take care of that ****.
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:12 pm
YAY! I proved Aggy right!
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:12 pm
Me either, Bart. If those are the prerequisites of being female, I'm screwed.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:11 pm
Don't worry, Bart.... neither do any of the girls your age anymore. It's sad to refer to cooking, laundry, sewing and ironing as a lost art.
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HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours. demotivational poster


TAGS: be to others as you want them to be with you

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TheWiceMan  #96978 Created April 3, 2010

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BATHING YOUR CAT - demotivational poster


TAGS: i like garden hoses

demotivational poster BATHING YOUR CAT
Airman  #96964 Created April 3, 2010

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DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 1:55 am
Call me over-tired, call me what you will, but I was ROFLMFAO so hard by the 3rd paragraph, it took me almost a 1/2 hour to finish reading that whole thing. I LOVE it!!!
Pinakolata - December 11, 2011, 12:58 am
Taken verbatim from a very good youtube video from 2008.
Sean - April 4, 2010, 1:38 pm
That's hilarious.
forseti - April 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
that's why i would prefer a dog
JLBachs - April 3, 2010, 5:00 pm
Short version - 1. Fill tub. 2. Pick up cat by scruff of neck. 3. Dunk cat under water until he stops moving. 4. Remove cleaned cat with improved personality. 5. Bury cat in the backyard.
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SISTERLY LOVE - A special bond that takes decades to grow. demotivational poster


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Afrawfraw  #96960 Created April 3, 2010

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forseti  #96887 Created April 2, 2010

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rnbw00 - June 21, 2011, 7:37 pm
As I was sitting in the theater watching Avatar, it suddenly hit me, "This is a sci-fi version of Dances With Wolves"
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
god d***... i hate when this happens. sorry!
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:17 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
ThatGuy - April 3, 2010, 1:51 am
How many times are the mods gonna approve this poster?
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