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CATCH 22 - demotivational poster are damned if you do you are damned if you do not.... either way you are screwed!

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demotivational poster CATCH 22
elf25s  #174042 Created June 27, 2014



EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2014, 1:53 am
The speed of the stick knocks the snake senseless and it tries to tie itself into knots while it re-orients itself. It'll be mad when it does. Timing is everything.
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 8:52 am
It’s where snakes and democrats are protected (California). Just kidding...about the snakes
Greeny - June 28, 2014, 7:50 am
What's all this about 'illegal'? Such a place exists?
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 7:21 am
Phukkers give me the shivers. Illegal or not, I’d blast it with a 410. Heh, I also smoke within ten feet of a barroom door, so, guess I’m some sorta rebel.
Greeny - June 28, 2014, 5:06 am
I'd like to see the 'long branch - pick up the keys' trick; no - I'd like to video it...
steve1961 - June 28, 2014, 4:38 am
Unnecessary and depending on the area, may be illegal. If you have a long branch, just use it to pick up your keys. Or just wait til the snake slithers off. Humans killing these snakes out of fear etc. is one reason that they are becoming extinct.
EmilioDumphque - June 28, 2014, 2:24 am
Long, strong branch: Wait until he sticks his head up. WhooshWHACK!!! (If you've got a shovel, use it to cut his head off.)
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3 Men and a Robot - demotivational poster

what happened with the Robot that you ordered that slaps people when they lie..? yada yada yada

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demotivational poster 3 Men and a Robot
Ism  #174034 Created June 26, 2014



GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:37 am
'xcuse me.....hoar
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:35 am
(Silly me. Why would I ever think the word S.L.U.T w/be an acceptable term to that wh*** of a censor)
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:32 am
Ism, sweetheart, you magnificent moti-s**t, you. Emulate away. You do it quite well. Indeed. Couldn’t have been more timely. Now, if you’d be so kind to consider a moti-news clip ever now and then, well, this ol’ dawg’s itch would, in turn, be scratched.
Ism - June 27, 2014, 1:39 am
I don't think I can read a joke anymore that doesn't automatically become a GaryO 3 Men meme in my mind... Your 3 Men posters, to me have become the most Iconic & looked forward too Motifake's... an honor to emulate you.
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:51 pm
I *slap* give this poster *slap* a *slap*L...nobody told me the robot slaps your a**...yee haa...I love *slap* liver *slap*!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 8:36 pm
Well, this is creepy. I came real close to posting that very joke… the bar scene. Weeeeird.
rerun - June 26, 2014, 8:04 pm

If any of you send that robot to my house I will ban you for life.
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the Indy 500 - demotivational poster

will never be the Indy 804.67

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demotivational poster the Indy 500
Airman  #174016 Created June 25, 2014



vindicator - August 2, 2014, 3:34 pm
very clever GaryO
MrStupidGir - July 10, 2014, 7:29 pm
NASA uses metric dummy, so does the whole scientific community throughout the world and US armed forces
GaryO - June 29, 2014, 1:38 pm
I’d comment on this, but as a US citizen, I claim the 757 mL.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

and yet you swear fealty to it as though george washington had come up with it. meh. do realize you money is in the metric
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

now here's the kicker i really don't get. the system you are now using (what the world abandoned some 40 or 50 yrs ago) is called the Imperial system. handed down to you by the good King of England. the same King you fought so gallantly against. and yet y
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:54 pm

hmmmm...the Indy 800 has a nice ring to it. and BTW, every episode of Star Trek...ant always in metric. resistance is futlie.
Airman - June 26, 2014, 10:15 am
technically, you are both correct.. however, they used one way rockets.. if you don't bring them back, doesn't qualify..
steve1961 - June 26, 2014, 9:35 am
...and don't forget about Myanmar (Burma)...
OSA - June 26, 2014, 7:39 am
I didn't realise that Liberia had sent a man to the moon.....
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the anzio 20mm sniper rifle - demotivational poster

When overkill is just not enough

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demotivational poster the anzio 20mm sniper rifle
kevinmullen  #173974 Created June 20, 2014



Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:58 am
Maxim 37. There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
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Guilty By Suspicion - demotivational poster

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Greybeard  #173909 Created June 14, 2014



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Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
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