CHINESE FROWNING PINOCHIO - pinochio nose long chinese moustache frowning mouth demotivational poster

TAGS: chinese frowning pinochio not unicorn scar

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Biodeath - February 8, 2009, 9:28 pm, #58148

Narwhal was a (possibly still is) a whale that had a tooth grew long enough to punch through the head. As odd as it is, thought to be unicorns by early sailors

pvt13 - February 8, 2009, 9:21 pm, #58143

Try the symbol for Atheism.

AdAm - September 27, 2008, 11:45 am, #23739

WTF is a narwhal?

Pongo - September 20, 2008, 9:26 am, #22179

A Narwhal

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#19071 Created September 4, 2008
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DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough. demotivational poster

TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill

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(3.13/5) - 23 votes

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Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 2:28 pm, #75222

Overachievers: Every species has them

SGT P - October 18, 2008, 10:50 am, #28424

Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!

pro - September 4, 2008, 10:19 pm, #19043

Killing two birds with one ... cat?

Sean, et al. - September 4, 2008, 9:43 pm, #19035

(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)

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#19064 Created September 4, 2008
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BLACK METAL - The real deal. demotivational poster

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James Lowe - March 21, 2009, 8:53 pm, #67076

I wonder if Sgt. Lincoln O'Siris (Robert Downey, Jr.) is hiding in this pic :D

Hoagie - September 8, 2008, 5:33 am, #19608

Who are they?

Shtoink - September 7, 2008, 11:21 pm, #19582

hell! id listen to them just by this picture! dude witht he skull and the "ima ra** you" guy make this look decent

YES!! - September 6, 2008, 1:01 am, #19255

f***ING METAL! (if they are real i'd think they sing about, you know, killing whitey? to the loarads greasy ****)

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AK-47 - clear a room in under 5 seconds! demotivational poster

TAGS: gun

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(1.85/5) - 34 votes

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sharebear - March 16, 2013, 1:52 am, #244339

Dood, that's an f-16!

rerun - April 17, 2011, 5:46 am, #216617

Nah, it is a Glock super soaker. They sell them at wall-mart in the diaper section, Right next to the reading glasses & dog food.

forseti - April 17, 2011, 4:35 am, #216615

Sean, I have to admit: I really love you! Not the way you think... Just in a p***y way... AGAIN: WTF is the "I like"_the_comment-b***on?!?

Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:38 am, #216612

Dude, given that there are about 37 comments prior to yours that say more the same thing, you have just committed the MotiFake equivalent of arriving at a wh***house the day after it has burnt to the ground expectantly waiving around a 20$ bill.

JRadium - April 17, 2011, 1:21 am, #216611

I am no expert on firearms, but if my eyes serve me correct than i am 100% sure that us not an ak47 and is an m16. whoever made this poster should be banned from making more posters due to dunbness ps guns=awesomeness

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BARRETT .50 CAL SNIPER RIFLE - Ah ****.. jimmy put the gun down.. demotivational poster

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GMG268 - November 21, 2011, 10:31 am, #226013

The Barrett M107 has no more recoil than a 12 guage sh**gun with heavy hunting loads in it,....givin it's design it will just bump him,......Wook your ignorant,....or a gamer one of the two or both...

Wook - June 25, 2009, 1:56 pm, #89984

Chances are he'd lose some serious function in his shoulder, would probably break it and do himself permanent damage.

Chopperliscious - May 31, 2009, 6:41 pm, #83432

Pardon my ignorance, but how much of a recoil is on a .50 cal? Would it send young jimmy flying?

Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 7:18 pm, #48656

Jimmy, don't put the gun down until you shoot the muslim.

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#18926 Created September 3, 2008
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