CHOOSING A DENTIST - demotivational poster
Bob and Jason met at the Country Club for their weekly golf game. Jason noticed that Bob didn't seem up to par. "What's bugging you?" he asked. "Well, I'm having a hell of a problem with my teeth. I've been seeing Dr. Leibowitz. He says the only answer to my problem is dentures." "I see," Jason said, and both me tee'd off. Back in the cart, driving down the fairway, Jason continued. "Dr. Leibowitz fitted me with dentures two years ago." "That makes me feel a little better," Bob replied. "Your smile is great." Jason squatted to eye his shot. "Ya' know, last week I was here, playing a foursome with my wife and the Jacksons. Mrs, Jackson hit a chipshot that went wild. Hit me directly in the jewels." "What the heck does that have to do with Dr. Leibowitz?" "Well," Jason replied, pulling out a club, "it was the first time in two years my freakin' teeth didn't hurt."
NATURAL SELECTION - demotivational poster
I'm not calling for the mass killing of stupid people. Let's just remove all warning signs and labels and see if the problem sorts itself out.
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I just like to lie down in the cool grass, look up at the clouds and use my imagination to see different animals, or people or..... wait, what the........
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