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CHOOSING A DENTIST - demotivational poster

Bob and Jason met at the Country Club for their weekly golf game. Jason noticed that Bob didn't seem up to par. "What's bugging you?" he asked. "Well, I'm having a hell of a problem with my teeth. I've been seeing Dr. Leibowitz. He says the only answer to my problem is dentures." "I see," Jason said, and both me tee'd off. Back in the cart, driving down the fairway, Jason continued. "Dr. Leibowitz fitted me with dentures two years ago." "That makes me feel a little better," Bob replied. "Your smile is great." Jason squatted to eye his shot. "Ya' know, last week I was here, playing a foursome with my wife and the Jacksons. Mrs, Jackson hit a chipshot that went wild. Hit me directly in the jewels." "What the heck does that have to do with Dr. Leibowitz?" "Well," Jason replied, pulling out a club, "it was the first time in two years my freakin' teeth didn't hurt."

TAGS: golf dentist pain humor

demotivational poster CHOOSING A DENTIST
lgvernon  #168451 Created September 8, 2013



GaryO - September 8, 2013, 8:17 pm
Heh, tis a tooth
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NATURAL SELECTION - demotivational poster

I'm not calling for the mass killing of stupid people. Let's just remove all warning signs and labels and see if the problem sorts itself out.

TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine

demotivational poster NATURAL SELECTION
WTFO  #168409 Created September 6, 2013



garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be h**!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
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24th Century Glitches - demotivational poster

TAGS: holodeck star trek malfunction glitches self aware

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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #168399 Created September 6, 2013



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Genesis - demotivational poster

Short reading from the bible

TAGS: bible god genesis

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Vanner  #168338 Created September 3, 2013



manos - January 31, 2014, 11:56 am
haha awesome
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:19 pm
Nice one! 5L
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BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 9:29 am
Nice. Post it to Religifake too, if you haven't already.
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Sometimes - demotivational poster

I just like to lie down in the cool grass, look up at the clouds and use my imagination to see different animals, or people or..... wait, what the........

TAGS: angry clouds

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chickenlittle  #168314 Created September 2, 2013



K0rNb4LL - September 3, 2013, 1:43 pm
Well that's a relief. After all the Christian's talk about how God was gonna smite us I figured the big guy had something slightly more sinister in mind.
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:40 pm
Thanks much for the 5L's crotchety! This pic was posted online today by some guy in Scotland who was out for a walk and saw this.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 12:19 pm
Oh, like, my God! I've seen similar formations! 5 cloud shaped lions!
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