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Cleanliness - demotivational poster

CLEANLINESS - Location: your average American suburban household, blanketed in thousands of microscopic dust mites, feeding on lint and human tissue. Their defecation creates what we commonly know as dust. At this very moment, someone somewhere with an obsessive compulsive disorder is stuck in a perpetual merry-go-round of washing, scrubbing and disinfecting; counting to 10 forwards, then backwards, then forwards again. Their surroundings continue to become more immaculate and pristine yet simultaneously filthy and disheveled. Now both you and I know this is impossible, unless you're in... the Twilight Zone.


TAGS: twilight zone ocd clean freaks dust

demotivational poster Cleanliness
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #167404 Created July 22, 2013

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:33 am
Far effing out!
falloutghoul - July 22, 2013, 8:29 am
And thus, the mystery is solved! ....Or IS IT?!
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T I M E - demotivational poster

IS A GREAT TEACHER, BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT KILLS ALL ITS PUPILS - Hector Berlioz -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz

demotivational poster T I M E
BobbEdwards  #167388 Created July 21, 2013

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

classicly de-motivating
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OMG - demotivational poster

Tomorrow is Monday!


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demotivational poster OMG
supra33202  #167381 Created July 21, 2013

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Guns - demotivational poster

Without them we would be British


TAGS: guns british

demotivational poster Guns
ipb33333  #167372 Created July 19, 2013

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 3:48 pm
Disease: Without it, the British wouldn't have decided it was too costly to stick around to hand you your a**es.
plodtser - August 16, 2015, 9:16 am
Without guns you would all be dead and the Native Americans would still have their land, just sayin'
GaryO - September 25, 2013, 8:40 am
Huh, so nuthin’ much has changed since 1812. Brits still can’t aim worth a shyt.
Vanner - September 25, 2013, 3:04 am
As i said on another Motifake. Nearly 10000 deaths from firearms in the US, 38 in the UK, even taking into account their population is five times ours i still know which odds i'll take. Guns don't kill but letting psychos have them does..
Bolverk3778 - July 21, 2013, 2:24 pm
A lot of us Brits can use firearms with accuracy unfortunately the Govmnt are scared that we'll stage a coup, so they will not let us defend ourselves.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:53 am
HAH! Excellent. …I love the Brits….can’t go their govmnt. 5L
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demotivational poster Detroit declares bankruptcy
Reality Lord  #167368 Created July 19, 2013

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curlyrocks - July 26, 2013, 10:20 pm
Good by Detroit, hello Delta City!
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I can hear the Robocop theme in my head! Thanks for the memories!
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One of my favorite films of the '80s. How prescient.
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