What was the last war america won on it's own? The war of tax evasion? (Indepedence). And that was only because it was too far away for britain to keep it up.

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Try living in a town full of them...I don't dare let myself fall asleep at night! 5L for the giggle. - by MissPriss

it burns ....it burns - by Reality Lord

only regan and his UN speach on aliens even came close :) - by Reality Lord

5weet! I'm not the only one who views seasons like that. I not forever alone after all! - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

It's got be humor. I've seen the weirdest coupes, and I think, "Him? And her? Yeah, that makes sense." - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

The one reason I refuse to ride carnival rides. I have seen those critters setting them up. Sorry, but the "zipper" should take more than 30 minutes to construct. - by 5150monkeylove

proof positive of reincarnation... Hitler trying to revive his youth movement. - by 5150monkeylove

Spider-Can, Spider-Can, Glued to the ceiling by his retarded owners. - by EdisonoftheFuture

No. Everyone around them does - by dporter8462

Lol! 5 hungry lions. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic