Likening Henny Youngman to a parasite that eats and then replaces the tongue of a fish ... how the hell did MO get here before me? I know, I know, I'm an arrogant prick for saying this out loud, but I can't be the only one thinking it.

Comment #164253 by - Sean

And some are already on the verge of collapse. - by falloutghoul

Nice! 5L - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Nice! I like where you're going with this. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Ooooh, I'm sorry - batteries not included. However, as for the "young kitchen wench".... - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

I'm not familiar with him. Sounds familiar, though. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

What "all the work"? How hard can it be to get the wife drunk? But seriously, 5L and a fav because that's exactly why I don't care to have a dishwashing machine, I typically get a sinkfull done in about 15 minutes. - by CloudchaserS

5L and I LOVE my ink pens. - by Iconoclast

The only president that could hold a candle to him is Roosevelt. But the only Roosevelt has going for him is that being real thing. Who cares let's re-write our history so future historians think where awesome rather than idiots. - by curlyrocks

Khaaannnnnstipation. - by Vinxman

FWOO5H! - by spacedog