This will meet with a blank stare from you, but I spent a lot of money for my Guinness, and 10 bottles into it, I get a visit from a drunk girl. Sure, she's h, but I burned off the buzz and had to earn the 1L *ually. Now, Im making up for lost time.

Comment #165913 by - agdaniele

5L and I LOVE my ink pens. - by Iconoclast

The only president that could hold a candle to him is Roosevelt. But the only Roosevelt has going for him is that being real thing. Who cares let's re-write our history so future historians think where awesome rather than idiots. - by curlyrocks

Khaaannnnnstipation. - by Vinxman

FWOO5H! - by spacedog

"I got one thing to say to you, Joker..... Do you like Phil Collins?" - by Cannabal

BIll Pullman for President! - by Cannabal

DO batterys and a young kitchen wench come in the deal? 5 swipes - by SLOHAND62

Try living in a town full of them...I don't dare let myself fall asleep at night! 5L for the giggle. - by MissPriss

it burns ....it burns - by Reality Lord

only regan and his UN speach on aliens even came close :) - by Reality Lord

This will meet with a blank stare from you, but I spent a lot of money for my Guinness, and 10 bottles into it, I get a visit from a drunk girl. Sure, she's h**, but I burned off the buzz and had to earn the 1L ***ually. Now, Im making up for lost time.

This will meet with a blank stare from you, but I spent a lot of money for my Guinness, and 10 bottles into it, I get a visit from a drunk girl. Sure, she's h, but I burned off the buzz and had to earn the 1L *ually. Now, Im making up for lost time.