Honey! You mother is at the door.

Comment #170470 by - spacedog

5weet! I'm not the only one who views seasons like that. I not forever alone after all! - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

It's got be humor. I've seen the weirdest coupes, and I think, "Him? And her? Yeah, that makes sense." - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

The one reason I refuse to ride carnival rides. I have seen those critters setting them up. Sorry, but the "zipper" should take more than 30 minutes to construct. - by 5150monkeylove

proof positive of reincarnation... Hitler trying to revive his youth movement. - by 5150monkeylove

Spider-Can, Spider-Can, Glued to the ceiling by his retarded owners. - by EdisonoftheFuture

No. Everyone around them does - by dporter8462

Lol! 5 hungry lions. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

No, it's WING envy. Seals have long thought they should have wings, but instead Zeus gave wings to penguins. Heard it on the History Channel. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

I don't know how he should, but it's REALLY cold up there; he should hop to it... ugh, poor choice of words. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Or i5 there? }:) - by thecrotchetyoldcynic