I thought elephants were Catholic so can't use birth contol.

Comment #173877 by - R.S.Jake

What "all the work"? How hard can it be to get the wife drunk? But seriously, 5L and a fav because that's exactly why I don't care to have a dishwashing machine, I typically get a sinkfull done in about 15 minutes. - by CloudchaserS

5L and I LOVE my ink pens. - by Iconoclast

The only president that could hold a candle to him is Roosevelt. But the only Roosevelt has going for him is that being real thing. Who cares let's re-write our history so future historians think where awesome rather than idiots. - by curlyrocks

Khaaannnnnstipation. - by Vinxman

FWOO5H! - by spacedog

"I got one thing to say to you, Joker..... Do you like Phil Collins?" - by Cannabal

BIll Pullman for President! - by Cannabal

DO batterys and a young kitchen wench come in the deal? 5 swipes - by SLOHAND62

Try living in a town full of them...I don't dare let myself fall asleep at night! 5L for the giggle. - by MissPriss

it burns ....it burns - by Reality Lord