I would f***ing DIE

Comment #174532 by - ThisGuy

Now dog...it's completely safe and normal until one falls off the shelf and takes an eye out! Teehee - by MissPriss

Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies! - by MissPriss

Pagong, is that you? They finally caught you! - by Silverheart

So tough that only God Himself could whack him...5 Made Lions for you... - by steve1961

Fair warning: Experience may vary. - by falloutghoul

He's sleepin' wit' da fishes now. - by falloutghoul

this belongs on motitwist - by rerun

Priceless, the model looks like somebody who has done this several times. - by rerun

I was trying to figure out what to do with the water melted off the block of ice in front of my fan.... but this is a way better idea. - by curlyrocks

'tis a truth - by GaryO