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Comment #175666 by - Chef

It's a Global> problem - by Greeny

Good image, simple but witty text, very popular subject... 5L's - by fascistfrenchman

Image is awesome, but text not particularly witty - I give it 4L - by fascistfrenchman

Hear Hear! 5 Liters or litres, at least 5 anyway - by GaryO

From 500BC: But when the face of ***tus was seen among the foes, A yell that rent the firmament from all the town arose. On the house-tops was no woman but spat toward him and hissed, No child but screamed out curses, and shook its little first. - by EmilioDumphque

Excellent! Nice reference to Aliens. When I receive any of those, I spam the sender with a "Hey!" in the subject box and an extra "hey" in the actual letter. I do this for a month. Maybe longer if they send me those "money angels"; then it goes on for 6. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

...Frank was always missing socks from his dresser drawer, thus realizing that he was always devoid of one in a pair. Upon learning this truth he could no longer put a sock in it, as he soon discovers this in The Twilight Zone. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oh, sweet mother of bomb! - by thecrotchetyoldcynic