I totally agree w/ you derek. I use his techniques on a daily basis in my line of work. Now if I could only snag the owners with a leash and make them drag me around the block on fancy rollerblades until they "get it"....

Comment #192100 by - 5150monkeylove

Brutal, just what I like. 5 wet mops - by rerun

Lol, looks like a few people I know. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

My old cat died in front of me. One never forgets those dying eyes; pupils gradually grow larger, almost as if she's staring into some void - staring into God knows what. It really i5 freaky. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Back when it sucked to be a linebacker and 34 wasn't reserved for cornerbacks. - by MashiMashi

Jeez, sounds like an enlarged prostate. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

I'm afraid of h**-water, lights just paint the ceiling glossy white - by MashiMashi

Imma need some oatmeal - by MashiMashi

All one needs to know. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

The Tenth Doctors Sonic Screwdriver, as a pen. I have one of those. - by Silverheart

Awe, man! the quality didn't turn out well. This is the work of Ninja cats! (They're there, trust me) - by thecrotchetyoldcynic