What happens if you swing a live cat?

Comment #195334 by - Mooooooooooooooooooo

Thanks for your comment. - by Pagong

Brutal, just what I like. 5 wet mops - by rerun

Lol, looks like a few people I know. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

My old cat died in front of me. One never forgets those dying eyes; pupils gradually grow larger, almost as if she's staring into some void - staring into God knows what. It really i5 freaky. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Back when it sucked to be a linebacker and 34 wasn't reserved for cornerbacks. - by MashiMashi

Jeez, sounds like an enlarged prostate. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

I'm afraid of h**-water, lights just paint the ceiling glossy white - by MashiMashi

Imma need some oatmeal - by MashiMashi

All one needs to know. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

The Tenth Doctors Sonic Screwdriver, as a pen. I have one of those. - by Silverheart