Who you calling single? I'm too miserable to be anything other than happily married. And you know nothing about cats (or any synonyms thereof. That feline is clearly searching his mind for just the right passage from Thus Spake Zarathustra to utter ...

Comment #217650 by - Sean

Whoa! Woe! Wow! - by Greeny

Rocks have feelings too. :-( - by pickleviper

BRILLIANT IDEA-A-A-A! But I'd probably end up trying to favoriting it when I should be disposing if it :-( - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

This is obviously as trick question. She looking for a role in the next Star Wars movie. Piercing Skywalker, Luke's rebellious daughter. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Epic, that is all... - by 5150monkeylove

Thank you sir! - by MissPriss

WHOA! Trippy. 5L - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Great one here, Missy. - by GaryO

....Michelle claimed she didn't care about the money, but on the flip side of the coin was something sinister. And she'll find this out in the Twilight Zone. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oh Greeny...it'll be your day soon. Muhahaha. Thanks for the comment. - by MissPriss