Those ads bug me no end. My version of those ads would have the mom shoot that bastard dead, and the family dog would be lapping his brains up off of the floor when the cops come.

Comment #219714 by - rudeboy308

Not neccesseraly, western haikus is given a bit of levay when it comes to that rule, since it is quite hard to write a good haiku with those constrictions.. - by Brawler

Isn't a haiku supposed to have 17 syllables? - by EmilioDumphque

Apparently, he didn't have B or AB type blood. (nor did the pre-columbians) - by EmilioDumphque

Shucks, I got neither! - by EmilioDumphque

Nicely done RL...5L - by BoneCD

WOW, not the motifake I was viewing when I clicked add comment...Nevermind - by levinkatz

Wonder what it would cost to get #2 done to my wife... too much I'm sure - by levinkatz

Let me see...mom's a blonde too. - by BoneCD

Oh the horror of it...5L - by BoneCD

According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy! - by EmilioDumphque