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Comment #221037 by - house

Nice! 5L - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Nice! I like where you're going with this. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Ooooh, I'm sorry - batteries not included. However, as for the "young kitchen wench".... - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

I'm not familiar with him. Sounds familiar, though. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

What "all the work"? How hard can it be to get the wife drunk? But seriously, 5L and a fav because that's exactly why I don't care to have a dishwashing machine, I typically get a sinkfull done in about 15 minutes. - by CloudchaserS

5L and I LOVE my ink pens. - by Iconoclast

The only president that could hold a candle to him is Roosevelt. But the only Roosevelt has going for him is that being real thing. Who cares let's re-write our history so future historians think where awesome rather than idiots. - by curlyrocks

Khaaannnnnstipation. - by Vinxman

FWOO5H! - by spacedog

"I got one thing to say to you, Joker..... Do you like Phil Collins?" - by Cannabal