5 holy water slides for you! Sam Kinison, rest his soul, had the funniest stuff on holy rollers like the Bakers, Jimmy Swaggart, and Oral Roberts. Before he died, Jim Baker played to a packed house in my town full of the same sheep that made him rich.

Comment #221215 by - rudeboy308

Apparently, he didn't have B or AB type blood. (nor did the pre-columbians) - by EmilioDumphque

Shucks, I got neither! - by EmilioDumphque

Nicely done RL...5L - by BoneCD

WOW, not the motifake I was viewing when I clicked add comment...Nevermind - by levinkatz

Wonder what it would cost to get #2 done to my wife... too much I'm sure - by levinkatz

Let me see...mom's a blonde too. - by BoneCD

Oh the horror of it...5L - by BoneCD

According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy! - by EmilioDumphque

More apt to scare the crap out of the pilot. - by EmilioDumphque

Run, Bambi, run! Don't look back! Keep running! BANG! - by EmilioDumphque