As I sat there eating my salad I suddenly felt the ground tremble and then.. BAM! Something crashed in our backyard.. As I nommed on a slice of tomato walking towards the mysterious object I realized I was looking at a spaceship. Taking another bite.. I..

Comment #224400 by - Justflipit

Spider-Can, Spider-Can, Glued to the ceiling by his retarded owners. - by EdisonoftheFuture

No. Everyone around them does - by dporter8462

Lol! 5 hungry lions. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

No, it's WING envy. Seals have long thought they should have wings, but instead Zeus gave wings to penguins. Heard it on the History Channel. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

I don't know how he should, but it's REALLY cold up there; he should hop to it... ugh, poor choice of words. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Or i5 there? }:) - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Surely Vulcans don't suffer from such human problems. - by Cannabal

OK...thanks :) - by mariand

A chance for white men to dress like Filipinos. - by EmilioDumphque

i just get a real kick outta this one...and keep trying to vote. good'n here PaPa - by GaryO