A classic, Robbidos! 5L for this one.

Comment #236256 by - ughomer

Ask yourself why Obama is the first president to raise your ire for this "crime". He's certainly not the first to have his umbrella held. Reagan, and both Bushs did too. Who made up this rule just for Obama and why? - by EmilioDumphque

Pomegranates... I knew it! - by Silverheart

Extra Virgin: (adj.) 1. baby olives; the first born; cream of the crop; etc. 2. olives blessed by a priest and/or rabbi and/or Jedi Master. 3. very chaste olives, abstaining from ***ual intercourse or lewd literature involving pomegranates. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Why didnt he get lap dog Hillery to hold it? I'm still seething over the crap he asked the Marines to do. 5 grumbles - by SLOHAND62

How do olives become 'extra virgin' th5n? - by Silverheart

can't actors depart? - by kion89032

:-D - by PapaFox

What`s so sacred about this murderous commie pig? - by DonQ

Once again, you have set the bar high. - by rerun

I have a few more that would be acceptable. - by 5150monkeylove