My favorite Blue Screen story is about the USS Yorktown, which used NT to control ship operations ... and had to be towed back to port when that fine Microsoft product barfed. I hope the admiral in charge of procurement got a kick right in the balls.

Comment #236965 by - SteveFurlong

Image is awesome, but text not particularly witty - I give it 4L - by fascistfrenchman

Hear Hear! 5 Liters or litres, at least 5 anyway - by GaryO

From 500BC: But when the face of ***tus was seen among the foes, A yell that rent the firmament from all the town arose. On the house-tops was no woman but spat toward him and hissed, No child but screamed out curses, and shook its little first. - by EmilioDumphque

Excellent! Nice reference to Aliens. When I receive any of those, I spam the sender with a "Hey!" in the subject box and an extra "hey" in the actual letter. I do this for a month. Maybe longer if they send me those "money angels"; then it goes on for 6. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

...Frank was always missing socks from his dresser drawer, thus realizing that he was always devoid of one in a pair. Upon learning this truth he could no longer put a sock in it, as he soon discovers this in The Twilight Zone. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oh, sweet mother of bomb! - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows! - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

OMG! it's the work of the Chupacabra! (Seriously, nice poster) - by thecrotchetyoldcynic