"will I sell many oranges today?"

Comment #97560 by - Aggy

From 500BC: But when the face of ***tus was seen among the foes, A yell that rent the firmament from all the town arose. On the house-tops was no woman but spat toward him and hissed, No child but screamed out curses, and shook its little first. - by EmilioDumphque

Excellent! Nice reference to Aliens. When I receive any of those, I spam the sender with a "Hey!" in the subject box and an extra "hey" in the actual letter. I do this for a month. Maybe longer if they send me those "money angels"; then it goes on for 6. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

...Frank was always missing socks from his dresser drawer, thus realizing that he was always devoid of one in a pair. Upon learning this truth he could no longer put a sock in it, as he soon discovers this in The Twilight Zone. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz. - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oh, sweet mother of bomb! - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows! - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

OMG! it's the work of the Chupacabra! (Seriously, nice poster) - by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Thanks Guys. aaand, I have a bomber! Might be my first. Don’t think I’ve ever recvd a 1L before……I feel…..special now. - by GaryO

I've heard of beating a dead horse, but riding them is only possible in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare. 5 dead foals. - by falloutghoul