epic fail
military funny
stupid human

Comment on this Motifake


The surest way to success Is hard work, raw talent And big breasts

Creator: 5butjam

 Comment using Facebook

forseti - June 30, 2010, 9:02 am,
most of my buddies think I should go to gym more often 'cuz my bre***s are too big, but I don't have any success?!? strange.
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:29 am,
It can be a vicious cycle, actually... A nice, new pair of big bre***s can cost upwards of $5000! And how'm I supposed to make that much money without big bre***s to begin with?!?
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:30 am,
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:32 am,
Perhaps I should begin some sort of money collection, offering a timeshare arrangement once they're installed.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:36 am,
Leave'em. Anymore than a mouthful is a waste! Also do you realy want to be tucking them into your pants in 30 yrs? The bigger they are the lower they sag.
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:38 am,
LoL! I doubt I really would. Or I'll at least wait 30 years when it'll be truly beneficial.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:40 am,
That's a plan! Who cares if they look like fried eggs hung on nails when you're 80!
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:44 am,
Not sure I'd make it that long! Actually, as my mom died of bre*** cancer, I'd rather have all the tissue removed and then replaced with some implants. Removes about 97% of the risk for cancer...
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:46 am,
Sorry to hear that. Sounds like a prudent move. Better safe....
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:51 am,
That'd be if I could afford it. As you can see, I can't afford to pay attention lately... :P
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:53 am,
Move up here, Free health care! or to france. Free health care, daycare, homecare and every employer MUST give 5 weeks paid holidays to every employee every year. Also free college.
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:59 am,
I don't think Canada will let me in. LoL! I have a record.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 11:23 am,
If it`s for soft Drugs we would welcome you with open pipes!
5butjam - June 30, 2010, 12:32 pm,
Remind me to never mention bre***s again...
Start new comment thread
Register in seconds...
Log In