Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 8:28 pm,
Pfffft! Where have you been buying YOUR human? Mine are herb roasted and b***ery, more like lamb, but depending on the cut, sure, it can be ham-like.
Overlord Douchebag - October 6, 2008, 8:49 pm,
For the hell of tossing my two cents in, the sea monster's got the right idea. You have to catch your human, then eat 'em alive. Sure, they'll still thrash around in the ol' gullet, but they taste better.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 7, 2008, 1:54 am,
Ahh, human sushi, or "hushi". The tricky part is tying them down on the rice and swabbing them up with wasabi.