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He lived within walking distance of every species of creature on earth


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Bulgy McPackage - July 28, 2008, 12:11 am,
And he madeth a giant vat of gravy and built a giant barbecue, until God said "Um, Noah, I don't think you're quite with the program here. Get 'em on the boat, don't eat the last two of anything, and give me that gravy!"
RnR - July 28, 2008, 4:11 am,
technically, the poster is true... in a way everybody and everything is within walking distance.. ok, it might be a serious hike, but still.... Remember, the roman legions walked upto 70 miles a day
RII - July 28, 2008, 12:53 pm,
You mean the way Kangaroos are in walking distance of the middle east? Polar bears, penguins, ***irs... Jesus is ashamed of your ignorance a**hat.
RnR - July 28, 2008, 1:13 pm,
yup i maintain that everything is within walking distance... althou i agree that it might involve some swimming at certain points :) And leave JC out of it, he has nothing to do with the great flood... except that he coudl definately WALK the distance ove
RnR - July 28, 2008, 1:13 pm,
... except that he could definately WALK the distance over water :)
Upstate Nihilist - July 29, 2008, 4:47 am,
auda - September 11, 2008, 5:46 pm,
Actually, instead of trying to explain how the boat could fit all the animals, the church taught that all animals today evolved from those on the ark. Also, Noah lives to be 300ish
Sean - September 11, 2008, 5:53 pm,
(Cool. Then Creationists are just Darwinians on speed, or 'roids, maybe?)
Helldeath - November 21, 2008, 5:22 am,
umm ..... The Bible is a Fairytale ... nothing more
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