Um, your life? Or am I in Captain Obvious territory? Sorry Cap.
anony mouse - July 18, 2008, 12:28 am,
DetectiveArcher - September 25, 2008, 2:38 pm,
As Americans, one of the big fears our voters have is appearing weak to foreign powers, right? What better way to show how bad a** we are than electing a Being whose mere presence would blast the sight from your eyes and reason from your thoughts?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 4:46 pm,
But Sarah Palin is running for VICE President!
Overlord Douchebag - November 15, 2008, 10:08 pm,
I wasn't even IN this election, though I'm glad DetectiveArcher realized how bad-ass the American people would appear by voting me in...Even though I kinda rule over the entire cosmos already.
Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 6:11 pm,
I'd vote for him. It would be the greatest thing to happen to everyone... that is if he kills everyone.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 31, 2009, 9:08 am,
We get it, anonymous, you're a big racist mean badass and have archly sarcastic opinions and you think no one understands you and you hate the USA. It's been done.
That One Guy - March 30, 2009, 10:16 pm,
"What have we got to lose?"! Our collective sanity.
AXL - April 11, 2009, 1:57 am,
I may agree with anon, but I rather vote for him as president of the Earth.