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I thought that - August 7, 2008, 11:03 pm,
Mr Potato Head had bigger ears.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 6:55 pm,
Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 10:47 am,
Such a confusing statement...
Carl - September 8, 2008, 9:30 am,
You cant have a hair colour if you're bald... you cant have a religion if you're an atheist. That's the only meaning I can take from it, and i'll I can say to that is NO **** SHERLOCK.
TT - November 29, 2008, 2:46 am,
It's the response to religious dumbf***s saying Atheism is a religion...are religious types anything but dumbf***s though?
pro - November 29, 2008, 6:20 am,
So what's the message? Atheists need to shave more often? Atheists are smooth? Atheists need never dye? Atheists are in a whole different league than blond(e)s?
barockeva - December 8, 2008, 4:07 pm,
You can have religion without believing in a deity.
murderblade - December 17, 2008, 9:06 pm,
your comments are as pointless as any religion.
Porcelina - December 17, 2008, 9:17 pm,
How are all religions pointless? That sounds kinda ignorant
pro - December 17, 2008, 10:38 pm,
Wow, P, that's a really well-argued case you're making for religion there. Have you ever considered a career in philosophy? Valley-girl philosophy, mayhap?
Elder God Douchebag - December 17, 2008, 10:56 pm,
The only REAL religion is the religion where everyone worships me. And if that's not a religion yet, someone get on it.
pro - December 17, 2008, 11:03 pm,
Well, EGD, you're not imaginary like all the other religions' deities, I'll give you that. But are you omniscient? What number am I thinking of, for instance? And are you omnipotent? If so, can you make yourself impotent? Questions, questions, I know - bu
pro - December 17, 2008, 11:03 pm,
... but that's the life of a deity.
TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:27 pm,
Even if your bald , you still contain the DNA for a hair color. So this is almost like saying..."Atheism is a religion you can't see, you just have to explore a little to get thre truth."
TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:28 pm,
drunken typos...gotta luv em.
Elder God Douchebag - December 18, 2008, 12:13 am,
No matter what number I pick, if I choose to answer that question, you could easily say I was wrong, even if I was right. If I decline to answer, you'll question my being an Elder God. So I'll simply ignore the question and press the issue of organizing a
Elder God Douchebag - December 18, 2008, 12:14 am,
-organizing a religion in my name.
pro - December 18, 2008, 4:22 am,
But if you were omnipotent you could make me not do that, EGD. Okay, so you're just another minor deity. Need a false prophet to do your PR? All I want in return is access to the naive girls who will join your cult.
LogicDude - December 18, 2008, 7:35 am,
Omnipotent? Like that's an issue! And if it was that he could just get some Viagra or Cialis or something...right?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 18, 2008, 7:55 am,
EGD, let's make a deal. I will technically worship you for a period of one year, renegotiable at that time, but in the meantime, I get exclusive biography, animation, and T-shirt rights. I'll have my attorneys work on it.
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 11:27 am,
Do we get a tax break? 'cause I'm totally in it for the tax break.
Elder God Douchebag - December 18, 2008, 1:07 pm,
If by tax break, you mean pay an ungodly sum of money to get in, the be exempt of taxes forever at the fee of your soul and the soul of your firstborn, then yes, we have tax breaks!
Elder God Douchebag - December 18, 2008, 1:07 pm,
*then be
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 2:06 pm,
My soul my not be worth what you think. And as far as my first born... I wouldn't count on that happening anytime soon, or ever...
LogicDude - December 18, 2008, 2:25 pm,
Are you going to have a *** change? Or is it because you were involved in a horrible bicycling accident? I'm betting on the *** change. Are you going to change your name to Matilda?
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 2:40 pm,
hahaha! WTF? Neither, it was more of an implication of my vasectomy… but that does let me know how your mind works LD.
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 2:42 pm,
Oh, and as far as the *** change thing... Matilda works or Martha... 'cause I'd make one b***-ugly chick!
LogicDude - December 18, 2008, 2:51 pm,
Too bad about the *** change...I'd have probably still had *** with you because you're cool. And because THEN it wouldn't really be a homo thing. Win!!!
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 2:53 pm,
And I STILL wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant... double win!
Porcelina - December 18, 2008, 6:47 pm,
Valley girl? I really wish people would stop using girl stereotypes to insult me. It just makes you look ignorant, considering it's very seldom I actually exhibit any of those characteristics. Saying all religions are pointless is also ignorant because th
...brittany continues.. - December 18, 2008, 6:47 pm,
because there are MANY different forms of religions, many not even dealing with a God. What's wrong with faith?
pro - December 18, 2008, 10:10 pm,
Awwww, that's so sweet, P! Oh, the innocent naïveté of youth, bothered by neither knowledge, wisdom or experience. I'm sure you'll be able to laugh at it too in 20 or 30 years.
pro - December 18, 2008, 10:11 pm,
Okay, that word was "naivete", albeit spelled properly. Why can't Motifake handle exotic characters?
Porcelina - December 18, 2008, 10:18 pm,
I'm sure (nearly positive) I have more life experience than you, and I also have no idea what I would look back and laugh at. The fact I believe there is something more than us? God forbid I'm not self centered. Naivete? I'm also naive, how?
pro - December 18, 2008, 10:37 pm,
Nearly positive? Check into a clinic, sweetie!
pro - December 18, 2008, 10:38 pm,
More life experience? Have *you* ever done the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?
pro - December 18, 2008, 10:41 pm,
Naive because of your clinging to faith, religion and other who knows what other forms of self-delusion. Let's *hope* you'll be able to laugh at it in the future! Now, go read a book already! (Readers of this comment also read "The God Delusion"!)
Porcelina - December 18, 2008, 10:41 pm,
I think this argument is over. You have no [real] points.
Porcelina - December 18, 2008, 10:42 pm,
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did I ever ONCE say I was Christian? I am COMPLETELY against Christianity. I believe there is something more than us, which there is NO WAY you can say there isn't.
procelina - December 18, 2008, 10:43 pm,
Awww! Now *that* is one great argument, darling! Okay, I'm convinced! Bring on this God of yours!
pro - December 18, 2008, 10:44 pm,
Maximum parsimony, honeybuns! Occam's razor. K.I.S.S. All these concepts you learn about when you get a proper education.
Porcelina - December 18, 2008, 10:44 pm,
Also, as in life experience, have you ever had to support yourself, and your brother while trying to get over the loss of a parent?
pro - December 18, 2008, 10:45 pm,
What is this - a "sad-off"??
porcelina cont. - December 18, 2008, 10:46 pm,
I don't play the who's life is worse game because I typically win whilst giving too much information out, but I can guarantee I know much more about this world than you.
Porcelina - December 18, 2008, 10:48 pm,
I'm done with this, you're a typical atheist. You think you're right, you won't listen to anyone else, and you probably lead a meager, meaningless life. Good luck with all that.
procelina - December 18, 2008, 10:52 pm,
Well, you just confirmed everything I said about naivete and not being hampered by etc. etc. Must be nice to know you'll never need to spend any money on education because you know everything already!
pro - December 18, 2008, 10:55 pm,
Okay, time to go back to my meagre meaningless life! And godless! You forgot godless!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 19, 2008, 2:12 am,
Stop it!!! You're tearing this family of superficial snarky commenters apart!!!! *sniff* I hate it when you fight. *sob*
LogicDude - December 19, 2008, 7:54 am,
I want to address the comment made by pro at 7:11....yes, Motifake does handle exotic in point: The Sage Greybeards of Motifake. We dance every Friday night at LuLu's.
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 9:40 am,
HEY!! That's tonight... I'll bring the Jello Sh**s!
Porcelina - December 19, 2008, 10:50 am,
..can I draw on a beard?
LogicDude - December 19, 2008, 11:36 am,
If you did that the SGM wouldn't have a very ***y MC to announce us as we come out to dance then would we?
Porcelina - December 19, 2008, 11:53 am,
What are you saying.. Italian women aren't ***y? EH?!
LogicDude - December 19, 2008, 1:40 pm,
Only the clean-shaven ones.
4real - February 3, 2009, 11:59 am,
It's f***ing true, collored hair, is NOT natural. It's created by humans. Religion is for a**holes.
4real - February 3, 2009, 11:59 am,
It's f***ing true, collored hair, is NOT natural. It's created by humans. Religion is for a**holes.
Porcelina - February 3, 2009, 5:34 pm,
...''4real'' ... they weren't insinuating religion is stupid. They were saying that Atheism isn't a religion, dip ****
Porcelina - February 3, 2009, 5:39 pm,
hahaha, reading this reminded me of what a close-minded, sad individual ''pro'' is.
elroy - March 23, 2009, 9:10 pm,
RELIGION: you cant start a war without it HAHA
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