Airman ~ great rendition of this joke. Entire version is at http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/customer_service_jokes/pilot_and_aircraft_mechanic (e.g., Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield.
Technician: Live bugs on back-order.
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:43 pm,
wouldn't all fit on my little form
FangKitt3n - March 31, 2012, 3:14 pm,
My masterchief would have shat bricks if my guys were working like that...